Lactose intolerant (Choni, To...

By weirdmomo16

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"I think I'm lactose intolerant cause I've had enough of your sh*t" More

Two. I kissed a girl
Three. Tiresome jokes
Four. 10 questions
Five. Perfect doesn't exist
Six. Sex talk
Seven. Zero Chance
Eight. Gf
Nine. Girl
Ten. Excuse ME?
Eleven. Out of the f**king blue
Twelve. Confrontational issues
Thirteen. Homo-Therapy
Fourteen. Hi again!
Fifteen. Coffee (End)
Characters ask.
New story.

One. Strangers

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By weirdmomo16

Hiyaaa guys! I'm starting a new texting story...one of you requested Toni. So here it is....this book is gonna have at least 10-12 chapters (Yeah...abnormal for my seven chapter stories) because text chapters aren't long...so yeah. Let's hit it with Toni and Cheryl! If you don't know them...why are you even here? Ps. In this universe Cheryl is straight...well she's closeted. Adds more drama.
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🕛 midnight 2:00 pm.
Unknown: Hey bea...I wore a special dress for you...

Ps. Mum took the photo...I did not knew she had a degree in photography 😂

Cheryl: Uh...who ARE you? Plus except me NOBODY should be good looking and beautiful. End quote.
Unknown: Oh sh*t...sorry.
Cheryl: Yeah you better be. No one calls me "bea" Ugh.
Unknown: Well I'd be honoured...
Cheryl: Excuse me?
Unknown: just...forget it.
Cheryl: Alrighty. Who's bea?
Unknown: Jeez stop rubbing it in! By the way she's called Midge. Not bea. Well...it's complicated okay?
Cheryl: You're gay?
Toni: Bisexual....Do you have a problem?
Cheryl: Uh...omg no!
Toni: Well then why did you text after a pause?
Cheryl: Stop interrogating me stranger...by the way I haven't even got you name except...info on your...weird relationship that I don't want to be involved in. Not that I'm homophobic...just...bye Okay?
Unknown: Nononoono....you seem...guilty.
Cheryl: Tell me your name.
Unknown: Jeez dude I've told you about my relationship...I've sent you an accidental picture of me...what do you want? Fine then, name's Toni. Toni topaz.
Cheryl: Huh...cute. But not good enough.
Unknown: Wait What.
Cheryl: Tell me one of your deepest secrets sister...
Unknown: Sister? Ugh. I want to puke.
Cheryl: if you're so hipstery...then predict the future.
Unknown: Uh...what does that have to do with being a hipster...
Cheryl: Oh...got it. You're one of those goody two shoes that follows teachers around. Not interested.
Unknown: fine I'll predict sh*t.
Cheryl: go on. I won't get surprised that easily.
Unknown: You're closeted.
Seen.
Unknown: Damn I was right???
Seen.
Unknown: Did you die? Sh*t I don't wanna get in trouble.
Cheryl: F**k off.
Unknown: Touché
Unknown is offline.
Cheryl: Oh hell.
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Hiyaaa readers!
Like it?
Hate it?
I'll go home.
Bye readers!

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