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How to pack a suitcase

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By iWuvKirby

How to pack a suitcase:

Step #1: get a suitcase

Step #2: play on your phone

Step #3: tell your mom/dad to pack your clothes in your suitcase.

Step #4: pack your laptop/computer/tablet/iPod

Step #5: where are you going anyway?!

Step #6: Think or Say that I'm nosy or a stalker

Step #7: comment on how stupid this step by step is

Step #8: read next line

Step #9: WHY ARE YOU CONTINUING TO READ THIS?! YOU KNOW HOW TO PACK A SUITCASE ALREADY!!

Step #10: swipe

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