(Everyone has logged on)
Mike: Fuck You William!
William: if you were in the wild I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain I would go out of my way to attack you!
Mike: ...
William: If I were a lion and you were a tuna I would swim out to the middle of the ocean and fucking eat you!
Mike: ...
William: and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend!
Mike: WTF don't you dare touch my Doll!
William: *Touches Doll* hehe
Mike: *Triggered* grrr, hehe *smacks Danny's ass* two can play at that game!
Danny: hey! Why am I always dragged into your petty arguments?
William: Danny is right, I don't think it's fair to drag Danny and Doll into this. This is between you and me Mike!
Mike: You started it!
Danny: *sighs* Doll, we should go before they drag us back in
Doll: *watches the two argue* ya, that is probably a good idea. Quick let's go watch a movie.
Danny: ok
(Danny and Doll have logged off)
William and Mike: Danny, Doll?
William: Well, we just chased off our partners! Those two get along better than we do! If our partners can get along than why can't we?
Mike: *Sighs* maybe because one is a docile male and one is docile female, and we are both very aggressive males! It doesn't matter that our partners get along, we can never get along!
William: Ya but we can agree on one thing, we can never have a friendship like Danny and Doll
PG: Maybe if you stopped arguing for more than 5 minutes than you might have a chance at being friends! Not that I care, I don't even like Mike
Mike: I don't like the fact your stupid boyfriend is near my precious Doll!
William: HOW DARE YOU CALL MY DANNY STUPID, YOU LIL BITCH!
Mike: IM THE BITCH, IM THE BITCH, NO YOUR THE BITCH, YOU AND YOUR FUCKING STUPID ASS BOYFRIEND! I HOPE YOU BOTH BURN IN HELL!
(In private chat)
Danny: why is Mike so mean, it's like he enjoys arguing with William? I don't mean to sound rude, please don't take this the wrong way. I don't want for you to hate me too, I'm sorry if I offended you
Doll: no, I could never hate you! You haven't done anything wrong, I know Mike is aggressive towards other males. Besides, it's not like you insulted Mike.
Danny: I'm not the type to purposely insult or hurt someone, I'm glad that despite our partners hating each other that we can get along, I can get stressed out very easily. But the whole "and then I'll bang your tuna girlfriend" was taking it a little to far, and also Mike slapping my butt!
Doll: I like how you don't put all the blame on Mike, both of them were in the wrong
Danny: lol why would I put all the blame on Mike, William started it, he always does.
Doll: Hehe, I can't see why anyone could hate you, your so friendly
Danny: very few people can look past the fact that I'm William's boyfriend and PG's best friend, I'm glad you can. Thank you Doll, it's nice having a friend that's female and understands me. Having friends that are all male makes me very nervous, a lot of people hate me not just because I'm William's boyfriend but because I'm gay. Some people don't take that very well, they are just afraid of those who are different
Doll: you know your smarter than people give you credit for. I don't think your as naive as William thinks you are, so why do you pretend to be?
Danny: I don't pretend I just have my moments of genius
Doll: Hehe I can tell, you're actually very intelligent
Danny: aww thanks Doll, that means a lot to me
Doll: we should go before our partners realize we are chatting with each other
Danny: ok, see you later Doll
Doll: see ya Danny
(Doll and Danny have logged off)
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