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Welcome to. . .This book. . .
Feelings for tooth?
Apology
Let it burn
Duet and songs
Video #2
Video #3
Crying boys? More like mad boys!!
Kissing? More like too much puns!
Fake engagment
Oh heck no!
Too much fangirls!
NEVER EVER!
Drunk
Fan girl tag!
Drunk AGAIN!
Insidious
Fanboys & fangirls
Spin the bottle
I do not have a crush!
Wrecking ball literally WRECKING ball
Flirting with bunny!!??
5 hour date!!
Jealous much?
Kissing again?!
Prom....i guess?
Jack pranks bunny
Vacation but no food!!
Hiccstrid kiss
Jackson & snow
Hiccstrid in a room
Chubby bunny
Jack jealous
Hiccstrid prank!
Frozen heart
Jackson & snow going out
Healing soup
Jackanna kiss
Snow pranks jackson
Kissing a fangirl
True feelings
Hiccup leaving
Not even a tiny crush?
Jackson makes snow love him
Dares for everyone!
Im afraid of...
Questions for everyone!
Hans!
Truth or dare
Why those names
Celebration
Elsa's prank
Mocking hiccup
Fruit loops chocolate and birthdays
Frost killing hour
Marcy,snow and anna!
Teddy!, jamie!
TFIOS and behind the scenes!
Jen!
Jassmine/jasmine
Never in my whole life
Stuck in a bowl with HIM!
The return of Teddy
Why?
Chat room
Smack jackson yay!
Hashtags& churros or tacos?
Welcome to the family!
CANDYLAND
Mr.Fluffy's Funeral
Jackson's trial
Hiccanna kiss!
Merida or Astrid
The girls revenge
Its a satchel!
Eavesdropping
Bye mericcup....
Who do i ship
My friend, the frying pan
Whos spotlight is it?
Announcement
Im in a room stuck with HIM!
The incident
Elsa and her Frying Pan
Switching clothes with your crush
Merida killed toothless!!
Our new guardian?
The hunger games: IM NOT GONNA SURVIVE!
Were gonna let them burn
Why isnt your armor fireproof?
Our chocolate and Fruit loops!
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the turd
A day on berk
The Olaf Awards Vote!
The confused and amazed Jackson!
Ice language.....
Dont have a pillow fight with Anna and Merida....
Elsa and Anna go camping
Leo Valdez and Revenge
Farewell
Scene from Frozen
Acting out HTTYD
Holding Jacks cold hands
What has this world become?
Snowoyd
You have got to be kidding me
Lovey Dovey dares
Punzi's tantrum,Slender- Majestic.....
One word st- I said bird bird bird
The things we do for life (._.)
The hiccanna date
The things we have seen....(O_O)
The mocking jack!
The note
The jarida kiss...sorta
The romantic dance....Uh no
Bears and questions
S.....its a curse.....
Wow......Nice profile?......
AWEWAEWAAWEWWWWAAEE
Kristoff's brought a car! YAY!
Russe- WE DONT NEED TO BE ORDINARY~
We take our dares pretty extreme
The adventures of dragonBoy and FrostGir- BOY!
Anna the 'comedian'
Beaver fever
Hats, Books and dangerous events
Rope cutters and bloopers
Five nights of sugar
One of everything
THE Marriage and Hiro?
PLEASE STOP!
Jelly beans.....Nasty jelly beans.....
Worst interview ever
Big he- ACTION! Big her- CUT!
Your Choice!
What a wonderful day for dares!
I DONT HAVE MONEY! O-e
Snow- wheres my doughnut?
Pictures aren't that easy!
Frozen Fever
whats in rapunzel's hair?
it's was so fetch

Three kids and one hiccup....

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I dare hiccup to babysit at least 3 kids for a whole day

Jack: Well I have Jamie here!

Jamie: Jack, I thought you said I was getting a GOOD babysitter.....

Jack: *messes Jamie's hair* Good luck kid! *flys away*

Jamie: My mom sent a schedule.... *hands Hiccup a schedule*

Hiccup: *looks at the schedule* ok... Uh... Wow...

Merida: We also got Snow here....

Hiccup: Snow is a teen not a kid!

Teddy: Punzi was healing Snow and she actually used too much power because Punzi turned Snow to a little girl!

Elsa: *hands Hiccup Snow's schedule*

Hiccup: Why is there so many schedules!

Punzi: Well we better get going to the library

Hiccup: library?

Punzi: we have to find a way to get Snow back to a teen.....

Me: *running around and sees toothless* TWOOTHWESS!

Hiccup: how old did you turn her?!

Punzi: I don't know probably.... *mumbles* Four....

Hiccup: great....

Merida: then we got Ellie!

Ellie: *reading a book*

Elsa: don't worry Ellie's a calm one! *hands Hiccup Ellie's schedule*

Hiccup: Great another schedule.....

Everyone else: *leaves*

Hiccup: Ok first of all I'm new at this so take it easy on me....

Me: *grabs a knife from a drawer*

Hiccup: *runs to snow* Uh... Snow don't touch that! *takes the knife away* So uh... How old are you exactly?

Me: *shows him four fingers* fwour! *runs away*

Hiccup: great they turned you four....

Ellie: *drops the book and grabs a bucket of paint*

Hiccup: Ellie please put the paint of bucket down....

Ellie: *pours the paint on hiccup* YOUR A RAINBOW!! SING!!

Hiccup: I'm not going to sing! *takes the paint off of his eyes!mouth and nose*

Jamie: Can you take us extreme sledding?!

Hiccup: Toothless!!

Toothless: *comes in*

Hiccup: Take Jamie for a flight and don't drop him! Got that?

Toothless: *nods and gestures for Jamie to get on*

Jamie: *gets on toothless*

Jamie&Toothless: *fly away*

Ellie: Hiccup, I made you a 'get that paint off you soon' card... *hands hiccup a card*

Hiccup: this card is just full of glitter and sprinkles....

Ellie: yeah I was to lazy to put anything on it! *goes to her room*

Me: Gummy bears! *cries* GUMMY BEARS!!!!

Hiccup: oh um.... *checks Snow's Schedule* Oh it's time for your snack *grabs a tiny bag of gummy bears from the kitchen and hands it to snow* Here you go little snow

Me: *laughs* Wittle Swow!

Hiccup: this might be easier than I thought

~Few hours later~

Hiccup: *tied to a chair, with sprinkles and glitter on his face, and has a mouth stuffed with marshmallows*

Me: *puts another marshmallow in hiccups mouth*

Everyone else: *comes back* Hey....Hiccup...

Hiccup: *spits out the marshmallows* PLEASE HELP ME!! I've been here for five hours... I haven't ate, gone to the bathroom and I'm very very thirsty and hungry! I asks have burnt skin because of one person *looks at snow*

Jamie: *comes back riding toothless* Ellie I got the rope.... *sees jack* I mean I got back form the flight t-that-

Jack: Jamie I told you not to cause trouble... WITHOUT ME! *Laughs and runs with Jamie*

Merida: we should've let hiccup babysit jack too

Hiccup: Ellie put the paint down! Snow stop shoving gummy bears in your mouth! And Jamie stop running around the house!

Anna: looks like you got this handled we're just gonna go.....

Teddy: yeah it looks like you don't need our help...

Hiccup: *sighs* I'm left alone with these kids again

Jamie: *put duct tape on Snows mouth*

Hiccup: Jamie! Take the duct tape off! *tries to untie the rope*

Toothless: *burns the rope*

Hiccup: *goes to Jamie and Snow* Ok Jamie take the duct tape off!

Jamie: *takes the duct tape off*

Me: *starts crying* IT HURTS!!

Jamie: *laughs* good luck with her crying *puts some earmuffs on*

Jack: *comes in* CALM HER DOWN!

Hiccup: DONT YOU SEE IM TRYING

Jack: *makes a Snow Bunny*

Me: *stops crying and looks at the bunny*

Jack: it always works

Hiccup: finally piece and quiet....

Jack&Hiccup: *hear a loud boom sound* What was that?! *sees Ellie with fireworks in her hand*

Jack: Ellie... Mind putting the fireworks down?

Ellie: Daddy! *hugs jacks leg*

Me: bunny gone!

Toothless: *Puts snow under his wing*

Hiccup: finally I can take a nap *about to go to his bedroom when he hears a familiar laugh* Jamie?....

Jamie: *has ashes all over him*

Hiccup: Jamie where did you get the ashes?

Jamie: Snow burned me!!

~Night time~

Ellie,Me,Jamie: *sleeping under toothless's wing*

Girls: *come in* You finally got them to sleep!

Hiccup: Shh! Before the monsters wake up again

Anna: we're they really that bad?

Hiccup: it's worse than fighting the most deadliest Dragon

Elsa: Well don't worry hiccup that days over *looks at jack* Get ready jack! Tomorrow's your day!!

Jack: Oh no....

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