book of f-ckery

By alphafork

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part two of the chaos known as the 'book of' series thats right its a fucking series now im still the same du... More

WELCOME THE FUCK BACK
introDUCKtion
google gave me a birthday present
yo
kwarp
fun facts
guys
yikes
:^)
hnng
hJanmkaksksk
z
je mange la petite enfante
bop
kms
ptv is pretty good
PEEPO
ba p
beep beep lettuce
HEADACHe
the trio of morons
fuck
eyyy
an attempt at a crack chapter
ZjKJHh
oops :^)
короткая
dude, im from detroit
this chapter is directed at @stabiltyIsAJoke but anyone can read it idc
hi
daMON ALBARN WAS A HOT GUY WHEN HE WAS YOUNG
the pickles dick
i came up with something
sHeS mAh CoLLAh *pAnT pAnT*
hbb
tumblr
for those of you who dont keep track of the stories i write
guYS
you can skip this chapter its literally just me hating myself
hhi
fckuck
irrelevant
hellish
hi i love 2d from gorillaz
wowow i want a lot of pc games
hshwnjwka
YGHHJ
heehehejejeje
faLL OUT BOY WAS ON TEEN TITANS GO IM--
sleep
freku
fkcukx
behehehw
?
-
bhbhbhb
crack (?)
more crack
ehehehrhe
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i feel sick
doggo
short drabble based off a tumblr post
LMAo
i stg 99% of the ppl in my family are dead to me (or actually dead)
;-;
hbb
i recommend you skip this chapter
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
GUYs
;w;
i feel like rant books should have their own category
?????
probably my favourite things from the bioshock series (spoiler warning)
:D
henlo
"are you bojack horseman from horsin around"
fuck
yet another chapter nobody cares about
wowo
sad sad sad
I GOT MY FUCKIN EYEBROWS SHAPED
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ehehehwhwwhhshs
hehehehahhahahabsbssk
dogg
asl
so i started watching the seven deadly sins
????????????
i? dont know?
blop
🅱️
grr
TELL ME YOUR KINKS
a poem i wrote in english
high school is wild
hi
hhhehehhehhdjdjjdjdj ;-;
oh no
x
im BACK
lmao
prepare yourselves
my intrusive thoughts during fall
owo whats this?
whomst?
bees?
i cut my fuCKIN HAIR
haha
h
111
what the FUCK is up
inside jokes
so
haha
vent chapter, feel free to skip (please skip it)
contradicting myself (skip)
coping (skip?)
y'all
Y'ALL
-
úwù
self reminder lmao this is just a list of shit i need to do
in other news
xd
i be like: sad noises
:(
wow hello
helo
wow i never post
epic gamer moment
what's the MATTER?? scared of BEANS...... SPACEBOY
buh
uh
deez

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By alphafork

hi im nathan i love ryan and fall out boy and my chemical romance an— *shot*

really tho i love ryan sO MUCH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

mY bAbY

i would die for him

i feel like i owe him my life

what the fuck!!!

love is so fucking weird

i think ryan and i might be soul mates

like i dunno

being with him just feels right

like im supposed to be with him

he thinks we may have been together in a past life. said he feels like hes known me forever. honestly, i feel the same way. he feels familiar. like, when im with him theres that comfort that comes with having been around someone for a long time.

(ive known him for less than a year fucking fight me)

thing is, everything i feel for him, it feels like its supposed to be like that. like, like we're really meant to be. i can tell him anything.

this is just me being a stupid high schooler but what we have feels ancient. like it's always been there. like it's happened before and its happening again.

i agree with him. i think we were together in past lives.

another thing: he said that from the second he saw me he thought i was the most beautiful person hed ever seen. he fell in love with my eyes, and then the rest of me.

god

guys

hes so fucking beautiful

i love him so much

he got glasses recently and honestly i didnt think it was possible to fall any more in love with this boy and yet i DID

wow

maybe im in love

maybe im just a dumb teenager

either way

i feel very strongly about this boy

very strongly

like holy SHIT

im gonna go off for a sec

his eyes!!! god they're so gorgeous! he hates them because they're 'boring' but they're beautiful!!!! they're the prettiest brown eyes ive ever seen. i could stare at them all day and just get lost in them. they're so so so so so beautiful. and god, his face! he's the cutest, most adorable human the universe has ever made. and he's insanely hot at the same time? how???? his body is absolutely perfect?? he hates it and he thinks he's fat but he is FAR FROM IT! he's got a perfect vessel and i wouldn't trade him for anyone or anything in the universe. he's like a teddy bear. vvvvvv cuddly and warm. he's a really good kisser and vv good at giving paps. he'll like, he'll hold me and play with my hair and it's the best fuckin thing. i love him sO mUcH. he's my fuckin angel and ill always love him. :)))))))

–nathan

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