go fuck yourself-two feet
-he's a bitch-
Eddie; who was that guy on Richie's snap?
Bev; who are you talking about Eddie?
Eddie; that guy who looked like 25 and sorta like a combo of me and Stan?
Stan; ew. Ugh. Now I can't unsee that thanks a fucking lot
Eddie; but I thought Richie had a date tonight.
Bill; maybe it was canceled
Eddie; that makes no sense
Ben; Richie told u he was going on a date?
Eddie; at school the other day he asked me for like a bunch of advice
Stan; I'm laughing
Stan; why would he ask you? You have dated like one person and you didn't even realize it was a date until they tried to kiss you goodnight
Eddie; that's because what guy would ask another dude out? I thought we were just gonna grab a slice of pizza
Bev; oh sweetie
Mike; what did I miss? I was driving
Stan; idk, you have eyes right?
Stan; scroll up and read.
Ben; haha
Mike; gurl! That guy does look like a combo of Eddie and Stan Hahahaha
Bill; yeah, but like somehow not as cute as either of them
Stan; what?
Eddie; ... uh...
Bev; oooo does bill have a guy crush?
Bill; no.
Ben; oou he's being defensive
Stan; wtf
Bill; guys, I'm practically married
Stan; haha that's funny
Bev; ok, and who are you practically married too?
Bill; Jesus
Mike; that my homeboy
Eddie; but seriously what happened to his date?
Mike; maybe he dicked out
Stan; dicked out??
Bev; I'm- hahahha
Mike; yeah, cause dicks are weak
Eddie; but the phrase is pussied out
Mike; but pussies are stronger than dicks
Bev; preach baby
Ben; Oo call me baby
Bill; oh my goodness you are so weidd
Bev; haha weidd?
Stan; one time I did the weed
Eddie; haha "did the weed"
-Bev to Stan-
Bev; can I just tell him?
Stan; first, no. Second, if anyone should/would tell him it'd be Richie.
Bev; but he keeps texting Richie on his date
Stan; what is he saying?
Bev; "wtf Richie I thought you were going on a date."
Stan; uh huh
Bev; to which Richie replied, "ok, and?"
Bev; and then Eddie responded with"and I said if u are gonna cancel the date for any reason, do you wanna hang out after?"
Stan; Oof, richie done goofed
Bev; and do you know what Richie replied to that with?
Stan; a "hell yes Eddie spaghetti"?
Bev; gurl, that is exactly what he said
Stan; he's so fucking dumb
Bev; so now richie is mad bc his date thinks he isn't interested in the date bc he keeps texting Eddie
Stan; tell Richie to stop texting Eddie and that we will take care of it
Bev; girlie, I already did.
Stan; then let's go take care of it
-he's a bitch-
Eddie; listen, I know you guys are hiding something from me
Stan; that's a lie
Ben; he saw straight through us
Mike; wtf are you talking about
Bev; Eddie the truth is...
Eddie; yeah?
Stan; Beverly..
Bev is typing...