Sunflower- Rex Orange County
Guys this has nothing to do with the other reddie book. It's like a clean slate. :)
Richie; hey
Eddie; hi
Richie; I need to tell you something
Eddie; does this have to do with the fight u and Stan had
Richie; no
Eddie; what?! Why won't you tell me
Richie; stan said I shouldn't, and I thought about it, and he was right
Eddie; what the hell, I wanna know!
Richie; maybe later
Eddie; but bill knows.
Eddie; and Bev!
Richie; yeah, but that's because I didn't know bill was in the group chat and I needed the advice of a woman
Eddie; what, do u have a girlfriend the stan doesn't approve of and u wanted advice on how to fuck!?
Richie; hahaha
Richie; sure, we'll go with that
Richie; anyway, back to the whole "I need to tell you something"
Eddie; uh huh
Richie; well now that I think of it it's more of a question
Eddie; Mmk
Richie; ya one thing you'd change
Eddie; that makes no sense
Richie; about me?
Eddie; idk, your perfect the way you are, all of us losers are
Richie; right, but if there was something you'd change about me what would that be?
Eddie; idk, I'd probably give you somewhat of a filter.
Eddie; like you'd still be able to speak your mind 100% of the time, but the filter would just make you think of what you are really saying before you say it
Richie; hmm ok thanks
Eddie; why did u ask that?
Richie; cause I'm going on a date and I want to be perfect!
Eddie; wow, someone wants to go out with you? Ha!
Eddie; how ugly is she?
Richie; that's rude Eddie
Eddie; hahaha
Richie; and you say I need the filter
Eddie; what?! Come on rich, I was just messing around.
Richie; Hahahaha same here
Richie; you actually think I could ever be mad at you, Eddie? Hahaha
Eddie; well you got me good
Richie; lol
Eddie; have fun on your date
Richie; I'm actually really nervous
Eddie; why?
Richie; because this person is 22
Eddie; dude that's illegal
Richie; no it's not
Eddie; dude, yes it is. You're 17
Richie; I'll be 18 soon
Eddie; but it's still illegal
Richie; oh my goodness you too
Eddie; what, is this what you fought about with Stan?
Richie; no, Bev
Eddie; you told Bev before u told me! What the hell!
Richie; why do you care?
Eddie; cause I thought we were best friends
Richie; stan is my best friend
Richie; and bill is yours
Eddie; no, u have passed him, but you might be last if you don't start sharing things with me
Richie; well you're still my #02
Eddie; I'll tell you something about me if you tell me
Richie; idk Eddie, mine is kinda a big deal
Eddie; bigger deal than seeing Patrick give Henry an hj
Richie; wtf! No way!
Eddie; yeah, it was fucking disgusting
Richie;... it was?
Eddie; yeah, come on Rich, two guys together? Especially them, gross.
Richie; oh.
Eddie; ok, now u tell me
Richie; mine is bigger than a gay hj.
Eddie; really?
Richie; yeah. Sorry Eddie, I just think it's better to be a secret right now
Eddie; yeah yeah.
Richie; don't be mad
Eddie; I'm not mad
Richie; yes you are
Eddie; honestly I'm not lol.
Richie; good, cause I couldn't have my #03 guy mad at me
Eddie; why did I move down a spot?
Richie; no reason, just for some competition
Eddie; between who?
Richie; you and Bev
Eddie; she better watch the fuck out
Richie; haha