Me, Myself & My Family

By CrazyMeisie

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Short stories & insights into my life More

The Science Experiment
A day in my life 2018
The Little Boy and the Bike
What people don't say about Motherhood
The Fever
A Teacher's Job isn't Always Easy
The Case of the Boring Day
The Zoo
Batman vs Superman: The Dawn of Imagination
His Family
For My Teddybear
Exciting news
Little Alien
The New Arrival
My Biggest Treasure
Lockdown day 19

Crazy Limericks

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By CrazyMeisie

There once was a little boy named Sky.
He actually thought he could fly.
He jumped up and down
He never did frown
But take his Superman and he'll cry!

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I struggled the whole day with this assignment!
I am going into writer's retirement!
I'll stick to giving school,
Because that's always cool.
And it doesn't make me feel violent!

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I think I might actually cry.
There is no do, only try.
What a hard blow,
But now I know,
That all Yoda did, was lie.

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Oh my mind is stuck in a spiral,
I think that it might have gone viral,
Limerick after limerick,
And not one proper lyric,
I think it might be my new rival.

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I hope no-one ever reads this.
The last thing this needs is a witness.
But if they do
They should see its poo
Because it's definitely no hit, but a miss.

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