Ask and dare us! [disney, dre...

By anatomyths

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Welcome to. . .This book. . .
Feelings for tooth?
Apology
Let it burn
Duet and songs
Video #2
Video #3
Crying boys? More like mad boys!!
Kissing? More like too much puns!
Fake engagment
Oh heck no!
Too much fangirls!
NEVER EVER!
Drunk
Fan girl tag!
Drunk AGAIN!
Insidious
Fanboys & fangirls
Spin the bottle
I do not have a crush!
Wrecking ball literally WRECKING ball
Flirting with bunny!!??
5 hour date!!
Jealous much?
Kissing again?!
Prom....i guess?
Jack pranks bunny
Vacation but no food!!
Hiccstrid kiss
Jackson & snow
Hiccstrid in a room
Chubby bunny
Jack jealous
Hiccstrid prank!
Frozen heart
Jackson & snow going out
Healing soup
Jackanna kiss
Snow pranks jackson
Kissing a fangirl
True feelings
Hiccup leaving
Not even a tiny crush?
Jackson makes snow love him
Dares for everyone!
Im afraid of...
Questions for everyone!
Hans!
Truth or dare
Why those names
Celebration
Elsa's prank
Mocking hiccup
Fruit loops chocolate and birthdays
Frost killing hour
Marcy,snow and anna!
Teddy!, jamie!
TFIOS and behind the scenes!
Jen!
Jassmine/jasmine
Never in my whole life
Stuck in a bowl with HIM!
The return of Teddy
Why?
Chat room
Smack jackson yay!
Hashtags& churros or tacos?
Welcome to the family!
CANDYLAND
Mr.Fluffy's Funeral
Jackson's trial
Hiccanna kiss!
Merida or Astrid
The girls revenge
Its a satchel!
Eavesdropping
Bye mericcup....
Who do i ship
My friend, the frying pan
Whos spotlight is it?
Announcement
Im in a room stuck with HIM!
The incident
Switching clothes with your crush
Merida killed toothless!!
Our new guardian?
The hunger games: IM NOT GONNA SURVIVE!
Were gonna let them burn
Why isnt your armor fireproof?
Our chocolate and Fruit loops!
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the turd
Three kids and one hiccup....
A day on berk
The Olaf Awards Vote!
The confused and amazed Jackson!
Ice language.....
Dont have a pillow fight with Anna and Merida....
Elsa and Anna go camping
Leo Valdez and Revenge
Farewell
Scene from Frozen
Acting out HTTYD
Holding Jacks cold hands
What has this world become?
Snowoyd
You have got to be kidding me
Lovey Dovey dares
Punzi's tantrum,Slender- Majestic.....
One word st- I said bird bird bird
The things we do for life (._.)
The hiccanna date
The things we have seen....(O_O)
The mocking jack!
The note
The jarida kiss...sorta
The romantic dance....Uh no
Bears and questions
S.....its a curse.....
Wow......Nice profile?......
AWEWAEWAAWEWWWWAAEE
Kristoff's brought a car! YAY!
Russe- WE DONT NEED TO BE ORDINARY~
We take our dares pretty extreme
The adventures of dragonBoy and FrostGir- BOY!
Anna the 'comedian'
Beaver fever
Hats, Books and dangerous events
Rope cutters and bloopers
Five nights of sugar
One of everything
THE Marriage and Hiro?
PLEASE STOP!
Jelly beans.....Nasty jelly beans.....
Worst interview ever
Big he- ACTION! Big her- CUT!
Your Choice!
What a wonderful day for dares!
I DONT HAVE MONEY! O-e
Snow- wheres my doughnut?
Pictures aren't that easy!
Frozen Fever
whats in rapunzel's hair?
it's was so fetch

Elsa and her Frying Pan

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By anatomyths

I dare Elsa to hit Merida with a frying pan because no one is mean to my favorite character

Elsa: Snow may I?

Me: *Hands Elsa a frying pan* You may!

Merida: Don't you dare hit me with the frying pan!

Everyone but Merida and Elsa: HIT HER! HIT HER! HIT HER!

Merida wow thanks for the support....

Jack: Your welcome!

Elsa: I'm gonna make this as soft as possible!

Hiccup: wait... Wait... I'm starting to think this is a bad idea!

Punzi: *groans* I got this! *Ties Hiccup with her hair*

Hiccup: *tries to say something* Mmmhmm!

Teddy: what did he say?!

Me: he said 'Don't hurt Merida'

Teddy: you can speak whatever language that is?

Me: well when you get kidnapped a lot it helps!

Everyone but Me: .....

Anna: ok then...

Elsa: *hits Merida with the frying pan*

Everyone: *Hears a loud painful sound*

Merida: *unconscious*

Jack: *pokes Merida with his staff* Merida wakey wakey....

Punzi: seriously do you have to use baby talk?

Jack: *shrugs*

Punzi: *takes hair off hiccup*

Teddy: what do we do know?

Me: we wait!

~Few minutes later~

Anna: *pokes Merida*

Me: No?

Anna: No....

Hiccup: *shakes merida* Come on wake up!

Jack: She might be..... Dead....

Hiccup: jack your not gonna scare me!

Elsa: I don't hear her breathing!

Hiccup: I'm still not worried.....

~Another few minutes later~

Hiccup: *pacing around the room*

Eugene: Now are you worried?

Hiccup: N-No.... *looks at Merida* S-Still not....

Kristoff: How about now?

Hiccup: Please S-stop asking that question!

Me: Does it worry you?

Hiccup: N-no your just getting me N-nervous

Elsa: stop guys! Your making hiccup worried!

Jackson: Are you worried now?

Hiccup: Stop asking the stinkin question!

~Few hours later~

Hiccup: she's ok right? Please tell me she's ok! What if she's not ok? What if she died?! What if she never wak-

Me: Stop asking questions! Here just eat some gummy bears! *hands hiccup a bag of gummy bears*

Elsa: *whispers* Merida you can wake up now!

Merida: *whispers* I actually like playing dead give me one more hour!

Jack: *whispers* If we let you play dead for one more hour who knows what's going to happen to hiccup!

Merida: *whispers* he'll be fine!

~fifty minutes later~

Hiccup: *finishing his tenth bag of gummy bears*

Me: Hiccup your eating all of my Gummy Bear citizens!

Hiccup: *looks at snow* Sorry to disappoint the chief of Gummy Bear Landia but I need more gummy bears!

Jack: that's too much gummy bears!

Hiccup: Fine give me something else!

Punzi: at least he's done asking questions

Teddy: I don't think hiccup even blinked yet

Hiccup: She still hasn't woken up I'm getting worried! *faints*

Anna: Well um.... Now we know he faints when he gets worried

Toothless: (Thinking: Why does he never faint when he's worried about me?!)

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