hoes do u want a separate stanlon book????
also, just a little fyi STAN DOESNT CORRECT MiKE IN THIS CAUSE HE LOOKS PAST HIS GRAMMATICAL/SPELLING ERRORS CAUSE HE LOVES HIM
Mike; listen bitch i know who you are and i know where you live
Mike; and i will find you, and i will kiss you
Stan; do you mean kill???
Mike; fuck no
Stan; awwww
Mike; wait how am i supposed to interpret that awwww
Mike; like and aww in disappointment like u wanna die, or an aww like 'how cute!'
Stan; like the how cute aww
mike; yay
Stan; also, im sorry richie ruined everything
Mike; wym
Stan; like how he came over and ate all the snacks your brought and how he literally hogged me the whole time you were over
Mike; its okay, he just was trying to get your help with surprising eddie thats all
Mike; im glad he did that
Mike; eddie really loved the whole date
Stan; im glad
Stan; he even liked the movie richie took him to see?
Mike; are you kidding?! eddie loves john boyega
Stan; he is a handsome fella
Stan; id marry him
Mike; im literally right here
Stan; and?
Mike; hahaha
Stan; oof like hot damn
Mike; ok. slow ur roll there hotshot
Stan; what, you dont thing i have a chance?
Mike; no.
Stan; WHAT!
Mike; hes way older than you, hes famous, and im pretty sure he has a thing with oscar
Stan; no way, oscar has a thing with him, but john does not! its different
Stan; just like how richie was pining for eddie before he stopped being a douche
Mike; yeah, thank fuck for that
Stan; you can thank me for that
Stan; i told him to stop being a little pussy ass bitch and just tell him
Mike; maybe you should have taken your own advice
Stan; i told you i liked you didnt i
Mike; after richie made that cringy groupchat
Stan; still told you tho
Mike; true
Stan; hon, gotta run
Mike; oof that rhyme was fire
Stan; wasnt it lol
Mike; bye bb
Stan; byeeeeee bittttttttch
hoes lmk what u want for the nest book... or even if u'd read another book
cause if u wont, then i wont bother wasting my time on one
*no smut*
i will do one-shots tho, if you want.
but anyway say yes or no to these ideas mmk
reddie
stanlon
benverly
streddie
stozier
billverly
mileven
byler
lumax
maxtin
brulina
nygmobblepot
riarkle
*a ship u ship... that isnt lucaya... or fack, i only did that one fack book and now im done with fack, sorry not sorry*
so yeah thx only like 4 more chapters ily