PROMISES; jonah marais

By -meiczyslawstilinski

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in which a guy texts a girl a pickup line as a dare. More

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WDW GROUPCHAT

Jack:
Bro

Zachary:
what?

Jonah:
what?

Daniel:
whats up

Corbyn:
You cant just text the GC and not say anything
liek.

Jack:
Sorry Jonah

Jonah:
What?

JACK HAS KICKED JONAH FROM THE CHAT

Corbyn:
uhhhh

Zachary:
What just happened?

Daniel:
Jack explain

Jack:
Lets fly Cami out to L.A.

Corbyn:
Im up for that

Daniel:
Lets do this

Zachary:
Broooo
Jonah bout to get married

Jack:
Fr fr

JACK HAS ADDED JONAH's WIFEY💍 TO THE CHAT

JONAH's WIFEY💍:
What type of gc name is this shit?

JONAH's WIFEY💍 HAS CHANGED THE CHAT NAME TO 'SUP MOTHER FUCKERS'

Zachary:
I love her already

Corbyn:
Fr fr

Daniel:
Honestly

Jack:
CAMILLA

JONAH's WIFEY 💍:
JACK
WHO ARE THESE UNKNOWN PEOPLE
MY MOTHER ALWAYS TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO PEDOPHILES
AND IM ALREADY BREAKING THE RULES FOR YOU

Jack:
🤦‍♂️

Corbyn:
Im Corbyn

Daniel:
Im Daniel

Zachary:
Im Zach

JONAH's WIFEY 💍:
Ohhhhh
Shit Jack.
You never said they'd text me

Jack:
Im full of surprises

JONAH's WIFEY 💍:
Wait
Why the hell am i here?

Jack:
Remember when i said im full of surprises

JONAH's WIFEY 💍:
How could i not?
You legit sent it 45 seconds ago

Jack:
We're flying you out to L.A. Cami

JONAH's WIFEY 💍:
Dont mess with my feels like that, BSF.
Dont do that
It hurts
Stop
Im not allowing you to do that

Daniel:
Too late

Zachary:
Jack already bought the ticket

Corbyn:
We'll see you in L.A.

JONAH's WIFEY 💍:
JACK
STOP
BRO
BRO
BRO
BRO
BRO

Jack:
Damn Cami
Dont tell Jonah
Its a surprise

JONAH's WIFEY 💍:
I love you people
Bye

JONAH's WIFEY 💍 HAS LEFT THE CHAT

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