Thanks, kittybowtiestories!
Friend: *slams 14 books of manga down on the table* I'm gonna go put these in my locker.
Entire friend group: *watches him drop books like twenty times while walking away*
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Boy: Guess what song I'm listening to!
Crush: Hm?
Boy: *starts dabbing and singing*
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Teacher: How are you?
Boy: How are you?
Teacher: High.
Boy: Same.