Me: EVERYTING IS ORSHUM EVERYTING IS COOL WHEN YOU LIVE WITH CREEPYPASTAS!!!
Slenderman: why are you so happy?
Me: because my dear friend, your "face" is beautiful
Slenderman: -.-
Me: joke why woush I ever do that to you :3
Slenderman: now- -gets smacked with pie-
Me: :3 FACELESS SMACK CAM