Mr. Smartasses || Karma x Rea...

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"Hey there fellow young human but a hottie! Don't mind me, I'm just minding my own buiz. Also, you saw nothin... More

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By DeFenDeRoFpUnS737

Gakushuu was about to capture the pokemon of his dreams,but he got interrupted.

~Starting Chapter~

An attractive orange haired lad was drenched from the rain pouring from the dark sky.

As the seemingly mature male with cold violet eyes was looking for the pokemon he always wanted to catch from the game pokemon go, he brought himself in the middle of nowhere- he didn't know where he was but for sure he's at a quiet and dark alleyway,where there were no human being can be found there.

Shuu checked out the place. The place was totally unhygienic. There were trash everywhere and plus the place reeks!

The male cringed at the location where's he at but regardless, the excited male disregarded about the hygiene of the place since, he finally found the pokemon of his dreams.

"AHAHHAHAHA FINALLY" the orange haired male celebrated joyously.

Then suddenly, the strawberry blonde haired teenager sensed two people coming toward where he is right now.

'you've gotta be yanking my pubes....'

"YOU CAN'T GET ME AKABANE."

"OH YES I WILL (Y/N)~"

Gakushuu whipped his head toward the noise he just heard.

And there he saw you and karma, just about to jump on him from a rather tall structure's roof.

His lavender hues widened and his body tries to escape being crushed by two Devils disguised as humans, unaware of his presence.

But.

While he was in a rush to escape, he threw his phone away and ran for his dear life.

He glanced at his phone while he was already running away and there he saw, the Pokemon of his dreams, disappearing infront of his eyes.

The strawberry blonde haired teen stopped on his tracks when he was at a safe distance.

"pika pika ;-;" Pikachu cried out with teary bean orbs from Gakushuu's phone.

He heard Pikachu's cry and his heart plummeted. His bangs covered is eyes as tears were starting to fall from his beautiful lavender orbs.

In a matter of seconds, his phone touched the ground and shattered into pieces.

As Gakushuu's phone broke, you landed on the ground first then karma followed.

"Phew! Well that was fun~" you exclaimed.

"Yeah. Let's chase each other sometime." the garnet haired teen agreed.

While you and karma chit-chatted, the orange haired male was on his knees crying and sobbing.

"No..... Pikachu.........it's end of the fucking world for me." he stated, a tear down his cheek

"Haha yeah condoms are great- did you hear that?" you heard some gayish sobbing.

"Yah." Karma said with a bored tone in his voice.

"Someone is crying dude. How could you be so inconsiderate you brazen jerkwad."

"Wanna know why I'm being 'inconsiderate', (Y/N)" the red head said, with an irritated tone.

"Sure." you nonchalantly stated.

"Because the one who is crying, is him." Karma pointed his thumb behind his back, with an annoyed expression plastered on his godly face- damn being that hot should be illegal smh.

You wore a confused expression on your face before you looked behind him, seeing-

"GASP IS THAT YOU GINGER BABY BOTTOM BOY?!?! Awwww baby is everything alright?" you shouted with concern in your voice.

"Ginger baby bottom boy????" Karma asked, literally confused and slightly jealous.

'woah she gave him a pet name? And wait she knows him?"

You quickly ran toward to the sobbing orange haired male passing by the red head, nearly forgetting his presence.

Karma was a lil bit hurt.

'ouch. Hurtful. She ignored me just for that stubborn jerkwad of a guy. Lemme leave before I'll do something stupid as heck'

Karma then leaves you two to your lonesome with a saddened look on his face.

You were unaware that Karma left.

You crouched down and patted the ginger haired male's back, trying to cheer him up.

"You ok.......?" you asked gently.

"No shit sherlock." Gakushuu said it so sternly, which was hot as hell.

"Tell me what happened, sweetie." you said quite normally.

Gakushuu slightly flinched from the way you addressed him.

'ugh. Sweetie??? CRINGEEEEE'

"Excuse me????"

"what?" you asked, curious about what the hell is wrong.

"Sweetie? Sweetie my ass Miss (L/N)."

"Stop being salty you piece of stale meat." you retorted.

"..."

"Oops sorry."

Gakushuu wipes his tears, ignoring you.

"Cheer up already dude stop being childish. Whatever the hell happened, just cheer up already. I have zero time for bullshit.

"..."

"Well fuck me backwards with a Telegraph pole."

"..."

You rolled your eyes, being done with his bullshit. You wanted to leave but come on, a hot guy is crying.

So you decided to spat words of wisdom to this childish dumbass.

"Listen, shuu, every bad situation will have something positive. Even a dead clock shows the correct time twice a day."

The orange haired male's face was tinted with a little bit of red when you called him shuu.

Gakushuu turned away to hide his embarrassment.

Which you mistook for him ignoring you.

You sighed in frustration.

"Aw come onnnnn. You're cooler than nitrogen gas man."

"...."

"DUDE. You cried so much like damn you turned the Sahara desert into a rainforest already."

Gakushuu still answered you with silence.

That's when you decided to leave him to his lonesome.

You stood up from your crouching position and was about to leave but you heard Shuu murmur something.

"What was that?" you stated with a somewhat dominant voice. It sounded as if Shuu says the wrong thing, he's in big big trouble.

'Ginger baby bottom boy, answer me with silence again and I swear to God I will hammer you down to the school brick wall until your bone cracks wide open of you in the first day of school :)'
You cursed to yourself, filled with irritation running through your veins.

"Pika...."

"Huh what?" you ask, aggravated.

"Pikachu............."

"Say what now?" you ask again, annoyance filling your body.

'I can't understand you, you motherless son of a crackwhore' you cursed again.

"MY CHANCE TO CATCH PIKACHU IS FUCKING GONE YOU USELESS CUMBUCKET OF FUCK!" Shuu screamed at the top of his lungs, curling himself into a ball and hiding his same-level-of-hotness-as-karma-akabane face.

You were slightly taken aback, but looked at ginger boy with humour after a millisecond.

You were trying to hold in your laughter, covering your mouth with your hands, attempting not to offend the depressed but attractive male.

Holding in your laughter for a long time caused you to let out a "PFFFFT"

"Hm?" the male was intrigued, thinking 'what was that just now'

"Oh OOPS SORRY I JUST CAN'T HELP IT BABYBOY." you said, in between giggles.

The raw tomato version of walking tomato ketchup bottle swiftly shot his head towards you.

"What's so funny..?" the now confused male interrogated.

You quickly collected yourself and stopped laughing. You stood up in a formal manner and cleared your throat.

"As you can see, kind sir, my humour is quite confusing so I apologize in advance if you still don't understand even I explained it to you why I, (Y/N), laughed with glee. So you see-"

"WOHOO I CAUGHT PIKACHU AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ahem Best. Day. Ever." you were cut off by a rather familiar voice.

The strawberry blonde's cold lavender hues widened, stood up in a blink of an eye and changed his attention from you to the familiar voice you just heard.

You turned your back to see who owned that familiar voice and yep it was Karma Akabane himself, but now wearing a pokemon go hat.

Karma was at some awkward stance, looking at his phone like it was made of diamonds.

The red head then noticed that you two noticed him and quickly stood up with calm and collected manneur.

"Hey guys, I hope you enjoyed your date. Now let me mind my on buiz and keep going. Ciao~" the crimson haired male said as he tips his pokemon go hat.

Just as the red head was about to leave, without batting an eye, the ginger head was already behind the red haired male, grasping the red head intellectual's shoulder blade harshly.

"Where do you think you're going?" the strawberry blonde stated quite seriously as his pokemon go hat covering his violet hues, giving an intimidating effect.

Karma on the other hand, was not intimidated not one bit. He turned his head behind him to face the strawberry blonde.

"Sweet cheeks, the fuck do you want? Huh? You Lil shiet mind your own fucking business. Can't you see, I'm in a bit if a rush here." the male with crimson locks then rips off from the ginger boy's grip on his shoulder.

"You know what Akabane? I feel like you would make a good fortune in fertilizer business, considering how much shiet you spout. Anyways lemme get straight to the point Akabane, so I won't waste your fucking precious time. Hand. Me. Your. Fucking. Phone."

"HA yeah sure ASSano. I'm also pretty sure if being a pathetic sucker was a living career, you'd be the CEO of your own company. By the way let me remind you pussy boy, I won't hesitate to destroy you, you pathetic fiend."

"Just give me your goddamned phone Akabane!"

"sOrrY bUt ThEre's 'U' iN sUcKer anD 'mE' In AwESoMe, duMbAss"

"Akabane your not making sense."

"Yeah just like your face, it doesn't have any sense."

"AKABANE!"

"Excuse you but could you kindly not say my name with that stinking breath of yours like ew-"

"IN ALL SERIOUSNESS AKABANE KARMA. Give me the phone."

While the two males argued, you were eating popcorn and wearing 3-D glasses.

'Oooooo. Drama. Me likey :3c' you thought.

"Blah blah phone phony phon phon what would you do to it?" the red head nonchalantly threw his phone to the strawberry blonde like it was worthless making their whole argument earlier useless.

Shuu then catches it with one hand like a badass badboy.

"You made the right choice, dear." with that the orange haired teen smirked and broke the red head's phone in half with his bare hands.

"OOOOH. Well that escalated quite quickly." you said as you shoved popcorn into your mouth.

The crimson haired teen gasped and glared daggers at the now snickering male.

His mercury orbs turned dark as night and an eerie aura then surrounded him, smirking like a twat.

"Oho. Yes you're right, Asano-kun~ I made the right choice to make you make the wrong choice so I can whoop your ass~" The red head chuckled in quite dark way, it's as if he planned something and it's going smoothly.

"Oya Oya Oya, what do we have here? Did you plan something, Akabane? Heh your plan may be running smoothly now but sooner or later, your plan with crumble into pieces,my friend." the orange head said in a unfriendly fashion.

"Let's see about that, ASSano~♥ MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH" the redhead stated like he is already winning.

The smartasses laughed like two Devils who thought of a plan to dominate God's precious green ass earth.

~End of Chapter~

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