iMessage -REDDIE ☾

By FinniWolfhard

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Richie; so... eds, you wanna go have sex? Eddie; what! no, ew. gross. and don't call me eds, Richie. Richie;... More

Hey
the slut
getting girls since the womb
asking the right questions.
in a non-gay way
lovey-dovey
having my mom save me
what did i do?
richwillfuckurbitch
eddie bear
it was sarcasm
sum ass
i dont like dick
Karen sux
i like someone
i cant 'just spit it out'
bitch im shook
I'm figuring it out, okay?
never.
i like someone else.
So, hows ur face?
im sorry but we could never date
straight as a dick
Its Wednesday.
im over it, okay?
he'd beg u to top.
dead memes
crawl into a hole and cry
hear what?
sleeping, watching tv, eating ass
be quenched
BUT HE IS THE ONE
sonia can suck it
i'll do it
i dont "sport"
stop texting me
weed
fanny pack
p*rn hub
pussy is fine by the way
mexico
u know I'm dating Richie, right?
wanna hear a secret
Lonely Fucks
wanna break up
life of the party
littest squad in derry maine
go on a date with me
ur going to break up with eddie?
is that a threat
yes my love?
me.
ur hella straight
you cant kill me
hello?
ye ye
worrying about you
im done with you
wanna kiss
cupcake
the fucking best
i love you
what did i do?
gucci flipflops
happy birthday bitchhhhh
Diazepam
dirty doggo
brgrkngslut
420
Sexual
Icon crew
fuck the snow
Vomit
Edward Spagheward
Meet halfway
More vines
dreams
dont step on my dongle
howdy hoe
shrek
Salty stan's a bitch ass hoe
Bee🐝verly
i like dick too
DAPEL DARDICK
dik.
Piece
Seweuswe
i dont have a "title" for this
bitchie richie
handsome fella
i dont like this joke
hes not gay
well...hate to disappoint
ITS THE FINAL CHAPTER
And so... yeah
Yo
ALERT

to say the most

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By FinniWolfhard

a/n just imagine richie really depressed this chapter

Richie; yesterday when i was high, i asked stan if he would ever date me

Eddie; what

Richie; you know, if we werent dating and he didnt like mike

Eddie; ... ok?

Eddie; what did he say

Richie; he said yeah... but only if i didnt smoke weed anymore

Eddie; umm...

Richie; i was hurt, to say the least

Richie; to say the most, i was devastated

Eddie; huh?

Richie; to say something in the middle, i was fiddle wister middle diddle

Eddie; you confuse me so much, rich

Richie; i might still be high

Eddie; dude. 

Richie; hey eds, can i ask you something?

Eddie; sure 

Richie; do you like me?

Eddie; what?

Richie; do you like me? you know the real me?

Eddie; of course, why would you ask that

Richie; i dont know

Richie; just wondering i guess

Eddie; richie, of course i like you. you are literally one of the funniest people ive ever met

Richie; people just use humor to keep people away

Eddie; oh. 

Richie; yeah

Eddie; so listen, i need to tell you something

Richie; okay.

Eddie; my mom, she might actually get a job

Richie; thats great eds

Eddie; yeah, its gonna be like three hours away

Richie; hey, taht means more alone time for us

Eddie; no, rich. 

Richie; what do you mean 

Eddie; i might be moving

Eddie; well, my mom wants to move and i told her i dont want to, that my friends are here, that i should finish school here in Derry, but she doesnt care

Richie; when are you gonna be moving

Eddie; rich, its not 100% certain yet

Richie; i know, but if it does?

Eddie; idk... early march

Richie; before or after march 7th?

Eddie; richie i dont know

Eddie; just, lets hope i dont have to move

Richie; yeah.

Eddie; and richie

Richie; yeah?

Eddie; i love you

Richie; i love you too eds.


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