Them as things my dad said
Stranger Things
Mike
"It's all good. Gucci. I know that sounded lame but it's gucci."
Will
"What is a 'smol bean'? Olivia I don't understand?"
Dustin
"If she doesn't stop I will actually hit her. I will hit her in the face. I will punch her to the moon."
Lucas
"Oh no this is the best hiding spot! Nobody would ever find me here!" *says while he's in the car drivers seat*
Max
"THE DOG! THE DOG IS I N
T H E S T R E E T!"
IT
Bill
"I can learn to juggle. Its easy. You just throw them hand to hand right?"
Richie
"I think that girl was flirtin' with me. She went and got me meatballs for my sub when they were already put away."
Eddie
"Germs. Gross. Dirt. Ew."
Stan
"OHMYGOD LOOK AT THAT BIRD! ITS BLUE! Wait most birds are blue never mind."
Mike
"Oh... it's a sheep. Sheeps are fluffy. Wait sheeps isn't a word. Why am I always wrong?"
Ben
"OHHHHHHHHHHH OKAY I GET IT NOW! IT GOES THERE!"
Bev
"I want to walk up to that dude and ask him to bum a cigarette..."