Dating Richie Tozier would include
-PDA PDA PDA PDA, JESUS CHRIST THIS BOY IS INTO PDA
-He's always touching you and telling you he loves you
-Dirty pickup lines 25/8
-"F*ck me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"
-"They don't. Want a cookie?"
-"I want to fu-"
-"No."
-A lot of heated makeout sessions
-He may be a perv but he still loves you with all his heart
-"Can I touch your butt?"
-"What? No! What!?"
-Does it anyways
-Literally living embodiment of the "what the f*ck RiChArD?¿" vine
-You love him though
-He can be super romantic too
-"How many stars are in the sky, Y/n/n?"
-"I can't count them all, Rich."
-"That's my point. That's how much I love you."
-Kisses™