iMessage -REDDIE ☾

By FinniWolfhard

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Richie; so... eds, you wanna go have sex? Eddie; what! no, ew. gross. and don't call me eds, Richie. Richie;... More

Hey
the slut
getting girls since the womb
asking the right questions.
in a non-gay way
lovey-dovey
having my mom save me
what did i do?
richwillfuckurbitch
eddie bear
it was sarcasm
sum ass
i dont like dick
Karen sux
i like someone
i cant 'just spit it out'
bitch im shook
I'm figuring it out, okay?
never.
i like someone else.
So, hows ur face?
im sorry but we could never date
straight as a dick
Its Wednesday.
im over it, okay?
he'd beg u to top.
dead memes
crawl into a hole and cry
hear what?
sleeping, watching tv, eating ass
be quenched
BUT HE IS THE ONE
sonia can suck it
i'll do it
i dont "sport"
stop texting me
weed
p*rn hub
pussy is fine by the way
mexico
u know I'm dating Richie, right?
wanna hear a secret
Lonely Fucks
wanna break up
life of the party
littest squad in derry maine
go on a date with me
ur going to break up with eddie?
is that a threat
yes my love?
me.
ur hella straight
you cant kill me
to say the most
hello?
ye ye
worrying about you
im done with you
wanna kiss
cupcake
the fucking best
i love you
what did i do?
gucci flipflops
happy birthday bitchhhhh
Diazepam
dirty doggo
brgrkngslut
420
Sexual
Icon crew
fuck the snow
Vomit
Edward Spagheward
Meet halfway
More vines
dreams
dont step on my dongle
howdy hoe
shrek
Salty stan's a bitch ass hoe
Bee🐝verly
i like dick too
DAPEL DARDICK
dik.
Piece
Seweuswe
i dont have a "title" for this
bitchie richie
handsome fella
i dont like this joke
hes not gay
well...hate to disappoint
ITS THE FINAL CHAPTER
And so... yeah
Yo
ALERT

fanny pack

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By FinniWolfhard

Eddie; how are you guys on this fine tuesday evening?

Ben; im chill but like at the same time help me god, you know

Mike; im a snack but everyone seems to be on a diet

Eddie; wow. ok. uh. shit idk what to say

Ben; yeah. its fine tho lol

Mike; but its chill the girl i like she is talking to me now...

Eddie; really? what did she say?

Mike; mark, get the fuck out of my way.

Eddie; uh.. mike. u sure she was talking to you?

Mike; yeah, she shoved me int a locker and then walked away

Ben; it doesnt sound like you should like her

Eddie; ^

Mike; but she is really pretty

Eddie; but is the inside as pretty as the outside

Ben; the answer is no

Mike; she is. just not when anyone is around

Eddie; and how do you know?

Mike; i swear i dont stalk her

Eddie; ok, so you stalk her. but thats fine 

Ben; thats creepy as hell

mike; really ben

Eddie; what

Ben; i dont stalk i follow closely

Eddie; ok who do u like ben?

Mike; BEv

Ben; hahaha 

Eddie; yo really?

Ben; idk bro maybe

Eddie; hmm cool

Mike; eddie guess what

Eddie; yes?

Ben; richie just posted on his instagrammmmm

Eddie; what the fuck is it now

Mike; just go check itout

Eddie; djfnaor fine

-On Instagram-

trashmouthtozier

67 likes 12 comments

trashmouthtozier: I know I swore not to post this, but look how cute my spaghetti is in this Winnie the Phoo onsie. @ kaspbrak

badassbeverly; omg hes so soft

stan.uris; he lookos different without that fanny pack around him

_mikehanlon; he's gonna be mad

trashmouthtozier; @stan.uris ur telling me

trashmouthtozier; @_mikehanlon i know but he loves me so oh well

kaspbrak; ok no. get this off

bennyboyhanscom; so @kaspbrak, you could have cosplayed with me

trashmouthtozier; i know! he is so cute -3- @badassbeverly

denbroughbill; im a proud best friend

trashmouthtozier; lmaooooo @bennyboyhanscom and absolutely not hon @kaspbrak

grettaaa; ew wtf ur gay? 

trashmouthtozier; @grettaaa no, im not, but thanks for ur opinion, its going in the trash with the rest of ur opinions








a/n currently in bed eating strawberry ice cream and watching youtube... thanks for asking. 

guys ask me questions

about me

or the characters in the book

or just anything in general

please, im bored and i love u all

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