Ask and dare us! [disney, dre...

By anatomyths

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discontinued due to cringe excuse any errors such as misspelled words or grammar, this book is to cringe and... More

Welcome to. . .This book. . .
Feelings for tooth?
Apology
Let it burn
Duet and songs
Video #2
Video #3
Crying boys? More like mad boys!!
Kissing? More like too much puns!
Fake engagment
Oh heck no!
Too much fangirls!
NEVER EVER!
Drunk
Fan girl tag!
Drunk AGAIN!
Insidious
Fanboys & fangirls
Spin the bottle
I do not have a crush!
Wrecking ball literally WRECKING ball
Flirting with bunny!!??
5 hour date!!
Jealous much?
Kissing again?!
Prom....i guess?
Jack pranks bunny
Vacation but no food!!
Hiccstrid kiss
Jackson & snow
Hiccstrid in a room
Chubby bunny
Jack jealous
Hiccstrid prank!
Frozen heart
Jackson & snow going out
Healing soup
Jackanna kiss
Snow pranks jackson
Kissing a fangirl
True feelings
Hiccup leaving
Not even a tiny crush?
Jackson makes snow love him
Dares for everyone!
Im afraid of...
Questions for everyone!
Hans!
Truth or dare
Why those names
Celebration
Elsa's prank
Mocking hiccup
Fruit loops chocolate and birthdays
Frost killing hour
Marcy,snow and anna!
TFIOS and behind the scenes!
Jen!
Jassmine/jasmine
Never in my whole life
Stuck in a bowl with HIM!
The return of Teddy
Why?
Chat room
Smack jackson yay!
Hashtags& churros or tacos?
Welcome to the family!
CANDYLAND
Mr.Fluffy's Funeral
Jackson's trial
Hiccanna kiss!
Merida or Astrid
The girls revenge
Its a satchel!
Eavesdropping
Bye mericcup....
Who do i ship
My friend, the frying pan
Whos spotlight is it?
Announcement
Im in a room stuck with HIM!
The incident
Elsa and her Frying Pan
Switching clothes with your crush
Merida killed toothless!!
Our new guardian?
The hunger games: IM NOT GONNA SURVIVE!
Were gonna let them burn
Why isnt your armor fireproof?
Our chocolate and Fruit loops!
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the turd
Three kids and one hiccup....
A day on berk
The Olaf Awards Vote!
The confused and amazed Jackson!
Ice language.....
Dont have a pillow fight with Anna and Merida....
Elsa and Anna go camping
Leo Valdez and Revenge
Farewell
Scene from Frozen
Acting out HTTYD
Holding Jacks cold hands
What has this world become?
Snowoyd
You have got to be kidding me
Lovey Dovey dares
Punzi's tantrum,Slender- Majestic.....
One word st- I said bird bird bird
The things we do for life (._.)
The hiccanna date
The things we have seen....(O_O)
The mocking jack!
The note
The jarida kiss...sorta
The romantic dance....Uh no
Bears and questions
S.....its a curse.....
Wow......Nice profile?......
AWEWAEWAAWEWWWWAAEE
Kristoff's brought a car! YAY!
Russe- WE DONT NEED TO BE ORDINARY~
We take our dares pretty extreme
The adventures of dragonBoy and FrostGir- BOY!
Anna the 'comedian'
Beaver fever
Hats, Books and dangerous events
Rope cutters and bloopers
Five nights of sugar
One of everything
THE Marriage and Hiro?
PLEASE STOP!
Jelly beans.....Nasty jelly beans.....
Worst interview ever
Big he- ACTION! Big her- CUT!
Your Choice!
What a wonderful day for dares!
I DONT HAVE MONEY! O-e
Snow- wheres my doughnut?
Pictures aren't that easy!
Frozen Fever
whats in rapunzel's hair?
it's was so fetch

Teddy!, jamie!

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Me: today's special guest is teddy!

Teddy: *comes in* hi guys!

Anna: hi teddy! Did you bring chocolate cake?

Teddy: uh....no....

Anna: aw....

Hiccup: so anyways......not says your a big fan of Jackson and snow and do you have any dares for us?

Teddy: yes! And for most of you!

Anna: my dare first! *reads ipad and runs to the kitchen*

I dare Anna to throw a pie with disgusting things on kristoffs face

IN THE KITCHEN......

Anna: *grabs rotten fish and throws it in ingredients* what else?

Olaf: I know! *goes to garbage can and throws some garbage in the ingredients*

Anna: hmmm...... How about some rotten spaghetti! *grabs spaghetti*

Olaf: and I little bit off chewed gum! *throws chewed gum in there*

Anna: And some left over food! *throws left over food* ok now to put it in the oven!

Olaf: *puts it in the oven* now we wait! *sits*

STUDIO....

Elsa: while we wait for Anna we'll do your next dare!

Teddy: ok my next dare is jack, let the creepy kid so whatever he wants to you!

Jack: *chokes* are you insane?! He's going to kill me! Literally!

Punzi: I wouldn't say literally.....

Jack: well I would

Me: I'll let the kid in!

Jack: wait can I defend myself?

Teddy: no

Jack: ok first I just want to say goodbye and I'll love you all! Today's the day I'm going to die!

Me: *lets the kid in*

Kid: *has a hoodie on so you can't see his face*

Jack: *hides*

Kid: *sees jack and drags him to a room*

Merida: uh.....

Hiccup: at Least he has no weapons!

Anna: I'm back! *throws pie at kristoffs face*

Everyone but Anna: *covering there noses*

Hiccup: that stuff smells!

Anna: are you pouting big baby boo?

Hiccup: hey! That's my line!

Kristoff: *takes Pie of eyes*

Teddy: now kristoff I dare you to eat the pie!

Kristoff: but it smells!

Me: eat it!

Kristoff: *eats pie the spits it out* that's disgusting and sticky!

Punzi: EWW! He got it on my dress! *looks at dress*

Me: it's just a dress not a precious dress that's been in your family for years!

Kristoff: *eats more pie* not that I'm tasting it it's not so bad!

Teddy: ok...eww.....anyways how's jack doing?

IN THE ROOM....

Kid and jack: *laughing*

Jack: nice work Jamie!

Jamie: how much longer do we have to stay here? It's getting creepy!

Jack: about two minutes.....

Jamie: so uh... is the creepy stalker kid actually real?

Jack: yup... Pretty much.....

BACK AT THE STUDIO.....

Kristoff: *throwing up* WORST PIE EVER!

Anna: yeah that's why I never cook!

Merida: so what's our next dare or question?

Teddy: elsa freeze your own heart

Elsa: yeah I can't really freeze my own heart....

Hiccup: then have jack do it!

Merida: *opens the door and grabs jack quickly*

Me: how was it with the stalker kid?

Jack: bad....very bad.... HE PUNCHED ME, SLAPPED ME, and you don't wanna know the rest....

Punzi: anyways we need you to freeze Elsa's heart!

Jack: what why?!

Hiccup: it's a dare! We can unfreeze her later....

Jack: fine.... *freezes Elsa's heart*

Elsa: *freezes*

Anna: ELSA! *runs to elsa and cries*

Merida: she's going to come you know....

Me: so teddy what's the next dare or question?

Teddy: do you like Jackson?

Me: *chuckles* I think everyone knows my answer.....No

Jackson: ok wait....you don't like me even a tiny bit?

Me: nope!

Jackson: ok...Not even a tiny tiny bit?

Everyone but Jackson: just let it go!

Jackson: fine.....

Teddy: ok and snow I dare you to yell at toothless for a long time

Me: aw.. I could never do that to little toothless *pats toothless*

Hiccup: *pets toothless too* how about just for an hour?

Me: *shakes head*

Teddy: a dares a dare...

Me: fine...I'm so gonna regret this!

AN HOUR LATER......

Me: AND YOUR A WORTHLESS DRAGON!

Jack: times up!

Toothless: *has puppy eyes*

Me: toothless.... So sorry....

Toothless: *smiles and wraps tail around snow and hiccup*

Teddy: wow.... First those are some rude words and second he forgives you that fast?!

Hiccup: he doesn't even forgive me that fast!

Teddy: ok my next question is for Jackson!

Jackson: for me?

Teddy: yup... Do you like snow?

Jackson: well yes....

Punzi: I knew it! Oh yeah! I was right! There my OTP!

Anna: *still crying on elsa*

AT THE ROOM WITH JAMIE.....

Jamie: *eating a chocolate bar* jacks right it is good..... *keeps eating*

AT THE STUDIO....

Teddy: so my next question is for hiccup!

Hiccup: me?!

Teddy: well your the only hiccup here so...yeah

Hiccup: well what's your question?

Teddy: who do you like better toothless or Merida?

Hiccup: well..... *looks at toothless then Merida*

Everyone: *looks at hiccup*

Hiccup: uh...I gotta say toothless!

Merida: what?!

Hiccup: well he's more quieter and he doesn't yell at me.....

Me: if your gonna fight may I suggest the room over there were that creepy kid was!

Jack: *gasps* (whispers) Jamie!

Punzi: did you just say Jamie?

Jack: no.... I said Amy!

Elsa: who's Amy?

Me: *looks at jack* Amy.... Is my friend.....

Jack: *nervous* yeah her friend!

Elsa: you sure it looks like you guys are lying......

Jack: nope... Amy's, snows friend!

Me: (whispers to jack) you so owe me for this and I know about Jamie in the room!

Jack: *laughs nervously*

Teddy: anyways I have my dare for Punzi!

Punzi: yeah!

Teddy: I dare you to whack the most annoying person in the face

Punzi: *walks up to Anna*

Anna: *nervous*

Punzi: *stops then goes to jack*

Jack: go ahead!

Punzi: *about to hit jack*

Jack: *freezes the pan and punzis arm* you really thought I would let you hit me?

Punzi: get me out of this! Melt it!

Jack: for the last time I don't melt things! I just freeze things!

Teddy: it was worth a try....

Elsa: what's our next dare?

Teddy: Merida I dare you to act like a proper lady for an HOUR

Merida: I'll never survive!

Jack: *takes bow away*

Merida: my bow!

Punzi: *takes Merida's shoes and replaces them with high heels*

Merida: *trips*

Hiccup: *picks Merida up* good luck with the shoes MAM *laughs*

Merida: *gets angry*

Hiccup: *chuckles* I'm just kidding.....

Jack: *laughs at Merida*

Me: says here on your application, teddy, that you bought a cereal called cinnamon toast crunch!

Teddy: *takes out three boxes*

Me: *grabs two for me and toothless*

Toothless: *eats cinnamon toast crunch*

Teddy: *eats some cinnamon toast crunch* I also have a dare for Ellie!

Ellie: please don't be a bad dare! And yay my first dare!

Teddy: I dare you to do the jelly bean challenge or cinnamon challenge

Ellie: I'll pick the cinnamon challenge! I tried the jelly bean challenge with Jackson and snow already and it wasn't good!

Me: I won because I got all the good flavors!

Jackson: while I got some good and some bad!

Ellie: I got all the bad jelly beans *shivers* they tasted to so bad!

Maid: *comes in with a spoon, cinnamon and water*

Ellie: *takes the tray*

Anna: *fills the spoon with the cinnamon* eat up Ellie!

Ellie: *eats cinnamon*

Merida: *keeps tripping* how do you feel Elizabeth?

Hiccup: *laughs* I can't get over Merida acting like a lady! *laughs*

Ellie: *coughs* can.... Someone.... Take..... Me to.... The.... Hospital? *breathing heavily*

Elsa: *carries Ellie and quickly calls a doctor*

Jamie: *comes to the studio* I've been in there for two hours jack!

Jack: oops! Forgot about you.....

Jamie: and the worst part...... I ran out of the delicious chocolate!

Jack: at least you got some quiet time right?

Jamie: .....

Hiccup: wait what was Jamie doing in the room where the creepy kid was?

Jack: he was the creepy kid.....

Punzi: so the creepy kid isn't real?

Jack: he is.... But me and snow locked him in a room....

Me: he was creepy!

Toothless: *begging teddy for another box of cinnamon toast crunch*

Merida: has it been an hour yet?

Punzi: no!

Merida: *groans*

Punzi: hey ladies don't groan!

Merida: you sound like my mother!

Punzi: she gave me some tips!

Merida: no wonder your acting like my mother!

Punzi: hey ladies don't yell!

Olaf: *taps Merida*

Merida: *turns around and sees Olaf*

Olaf: excuse me mam your in my way!

Merida: stop calling me mam! *facepalm*

Hiccup: *laughs*

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