iMessage -REDDIE ☾

By FinniWolfhard

1.4M 58.4K 119K

Richie; so... eds, you wanna go have sex? Eddie; what! no, ew. gross. and don't call me eds, Richie. Richie;... More

Hey
the slut
getting girls since the womb
asking the right questions.
in a non-gay way
lovey-dovey
having my mom save me
what did i do?
richwillfuckurbitch
eddie bear
it was sarcasm
sum ass
i dont like dick
Karen sux
i like someone
i cant 'just spit it out'
bitch im shook
I'm figuring it out, okay?
never.
i like someone else.
So, hows ur face?
im sorry but we could never date
straight as a dick
im over it, okay?
he'd beg u to top.
dead memes
crawl into a hole and cry
hear what?
sleeping, watching tv, eating ass
be quenched
BUT HE IS THE ONE
sonia can suck it
i'll do it
i dont "sport"
stop texting me
weed
fanny pack
p*rn hub
pussy is fine by the way
mexico
u know I'm dating Richie, right?
wanna hear a secret
Lonely Fucks
wanna break up
life of the party
littest squad in derry maine
go on a date with me
ur going to break up with eddie?
is that a threat
yes my love?
me.
ur hella straight
you cant kill me
to say the most
hello?
ye ye
worrying about you
im done with you
wanna kiss
cupcake
the fucking best
i love you
what did i do?
gucci flipflops
happy birthday bitchhhhh
Diazepam
dirty doggo
brgrkngslut
420
Sexual
Icon crew
fuck the snow
Vomit
Edward Spagheward
Meet halfway
More vines
dreams
dont step on my dongle
howdy hoe
shrek
Salty stan's a bitch ass hoe
Bee🐝verly
i like dick too
DAPEL DARDICK
dik.
Piece
Seweuswe
i dont have a "title" for this
bitchie richie
handsome fella
i dont like this joke
hes not gay
well...hate to disappoint
ITS THE FINAL CHAPTER
And so... yeah
Yo
ALERT

Its Wednesday.

18K 702 1.3K
By FinniWolfhard

Mike; its wednesday

Eddie; uh yeah ik

Mike; i didnt see u talk to richie at school today

Eddie; and?

Ben; u said u would tell him by wednesday

Eddie; THIS WEDNESDAY

Mike; yes.

Eddie; WHA

Mike; im gonna tell him

Eddie; ha! u dont even have his number

Mike; yes i do. i got it today

Eddie; shit

Ben; u have five minutes  to tell him

Eddie; no.

Mike; ben, would u like to join the convo between me and richie

Ben; id love to

Eddie; STOP

Mike; i just sent the text

Eddie; what the hell! what did it say?

Mike; it said 'to whom it may concern, regarding what happened on monday, the young man known as eddie kaspbrak is truly sorry for any emotional pain he has caused...'

Ben; its true i am in the chat

Eddie; STOPPPPP!

Mike; u can go tell him before he replies to me

Ben; shit to late

Eddie; omg!

Mike; this is hilarious 

Mike; he thought i was bev

Eddie; but he has bevs number

Ben; but u can like get an app and change it right

Mike; yeah, but do thoes even work?

Eddie; what did he say

Mike; he said 'bev i dont want to talk about him please stop.'

Eddie; ah

Ben; u should text him 

Mike; brb

Eddie; omg stop right now. this isnt funny

Ben; u should have told him at school

Eddie; i was scared asshole

Ben; omg richie is so funny

Eddie; IK

-Mike and Ben to Richie-

Mike; to whom it may concern, regarding what happened on monday, the young man known as eddie kaspbrak is truly sorry for any emotional pain he has caused... 

Richie; bev i dont want to talk about him please stop. 

Mike; its mike... not bev

Richie; well i still dont wanna talk

Ben; pleaseeeee

Richie; ok... who the fuck are u

Ben; is me benny

Richie; oh... mmk

Mike; eddie has a really good reason as to why he turned u down

Richie; yeah ik "we wouldnt work well" its fine

Mike; thats not the reason

Richie; idc i'll talk to him later, ok?

Ben; he's really sad

Richie; hahaha thats funny

Ben; im serious

Richie; yeah right.

Mike; hes for real

Richie; guys could ya stop texting me. i have a lot of calc homework

Mike; fine... just know that hes sorry

-On Instagram-

trashmouthtozier: hey, Stacy wanna hang out later?

sta.cy: and do what?

trashmouthtozier: fuck? if ur fine w that.

sta.cy: really? u wanna?

trashmouthtozier: yeah. y wouldnt i wanna?

sta.cy: i heard u were gay

trashmouthtozier: really? where did u hear that?

sta.cy: henry bowers

trashmouthtozier: hahaha coming from that fag? and people believed him?

sta.cy: richie, u shouldnt use language like that

trashmouthtozier: fine but do u still wanna fuck?

sta.cy: yeah. ive had a crush on u since like 9th grade

trashmouthtozier: ok... come to my house. my parents arent home 

sta.cy: ok. ill be there in 30 minutes.


Continue Reading

You'll Also Like

195K 1K 33
This is a mix of different animes that have smut in them
5.7K 256 16
what happens when because of a few turn of events the whole Mahabharata is changed [ I am just a translater. I found it in AO3. It was in Russian...
11.3K 162 17
this story includes brance ONE SIDED BINNEY LATE BRIFFIN 😘 RINNEY 😍😍😍😍😍😍 gwemy💀(gwen and Amy) ME X BILLY😝😍💪🏽
12.2K 225 14
this is about junior wheeler and oliver hayden from the new tv series chucky :) this is all fluff and slight VERY slight angst