so they didnt fucking win the sag awards and by they i mean stranger things, david harbour, and millie brown. so im pissed. who wants to sue the sags with me? ME: so basically what i was thinking of was ermh... SAG AWARDS: *bitch slaps me* ME: ah fuck i cant believe youve done this.
Eddie; hey richie thanks for hanging out me us yesterday and tell stan i love him
Richie; u love stan? shook bc same
Eddie; hes really funny. and he told me who u like
Richie; he did not
Eddie; oh but he did
Richie; oh really who do i like then?
Eddie; nope i want u to confirm it
Richie; but what if he lied and then get upset and then i look like an ass
Eddie; well say it on three
Richie; fine
Eddie; 1
Richie; 2
Eddie; 3
Richie; i like a guy
Eddie; you like bev
Richie; wtf no
Eddie; OMG OMF ajbrufhwifhv iapwef9u u like a guy!
Richie; well i certainly dont like bev like that. like i'd fuck her but like i wouldnt date her
Eddie; omg ur gay!?
Richie; no.
Eddie; well if u like a guy
Richie; i like girls too
Eddie; oh welp
Eddie; whos the gay u like?
Richie; uh
Eddie; guy* soz autocorrect ya know
Richie; well he is cute. and funny
Eddie; ok.
Richie; u know him actually
Eddie; ew henry
Richie; fuck no bro.
Eddie; do u know if this person is gay?
Richie; yeah. he wears it loud and proud
Eddie; good for him
Richie; yupppppp
Eddie; do i know him well
Richie; oh yeah
Eddie; omg is it mike? is mike gay? omg he never told me
Richie; no.
Eddie; then who?
Richie; his name starts w an E and ends in a D
Eddie; hmmm idk
Richie; good. caus i dont want him to know
Eddie; y not?
Richie; he will probably hate me
Eddie; i will not
Richie; what?
Eddie; nothing
Richie; WHAT
Eddie; NOTHING
Richie; did stan actually tell you
Eddie; wait u actually like me
Richie; stan fucking swore he wouldnt say anything
Eddie; u actually like me!?
Richie; i plea the fifth
Eddie; stan didnt tell me ya maroon
Richie; who did?
Eddie; i figured it out dipshit
Richie; bye.
Eddie; no. dont leave
Eddie; thats really sweet u like me
Eddie; so, hows ur face?
Richie; ??
Eddie; cause henry fucked it up
Richie; oh. its better
Eddie; lit
Richie; yuh huh
Eddie; ok... so... what do u wanna talk about
Richie; how u rnt mad at me
Eddie; y would i b mad
Richie; idk cause im all embarrassed and ur chillin like it didnt phase u
Eddie; well im phased i just hide it well
Richie; shook
Eddie; so u think im cute and funny
Richie; ive said a lot of things that i regret
Eddie; fuck off bitch
Richie; dont tell me what to do hoe
Eddie; i am not a hoe, slut
Richie; oh really, whore?
Eddie; ok ok u got me im a hoe
Richie; say it loud say it proud eds
Eddie; dont call me that
Richie; oh come on eddie u love it
Eddie; do i? hmm i didnt know.
Richie; hahahaha
Richie; bye i have to go tell stan some stuff
Eddie; about me😏😏😏
Richie; pshhh what!?
Eddie; dont lie rich
Richie; of course about u k bye
Eddie; hahaha kk bye