hoes. richie loves Eddie. thanks for listening to my ted talk. also, u guys are gonna hate me for this chapter. I'm not lying. u will. so... sorry? also, the chapter doesn't make sense... i don't think... maybe it does. i honestly feel so bad for even writing this chapter. it's making me cry. not because its sad or anything... just like the language that was used. I'm irked. I'm ashamed. i don't deserve love. :( but anyway i hope u enjoy! :)
anonyyymous: eddie, i truly am sorry
kaspbrak: fuck off I know u arent. ur not even using ur real account
anonyyymous: i cant use my real account, i dont want my father or my friends finding out
kaspbrak: that makes two of us
anonyyymous: what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
kaspbrak: ur an asshole and ur mean and my friends hate u
anonyyymous: well they are losers.
kaspbrak: and im not?
anonyyymous: ur the most loser-y one out of all of them. even the stuttering fuck.
kaspbrak: henry, what the hell is ur problem!?
anonyyymous: nothing. its not my fault u dont know when ur being used u fag
kaspbrak: what
anonyyymous: listen bitch i USED u for a fucking blowjob ok? get that through ur gay ass skull
kaspbrak: uh ok who came in whos dm's apologizing? oh yeah. it was u.
anonyyymous: well i had to apologize i wouldnt have gotten head
kaspbrak: go blow ur dad u closeted homophobe
kaspbrak: bye. richie is texting me
anonyyymous: im gonna beat ur ass at school. and richies. hes a fucking fag too
kaspbrak: and ill release these dm's, henry.
kaspbrak: but he's not. he has a gf named diane from some camp he went to
anonyyymous: no one will know it was me messaging u.
kaspbrak: except now they will.
anonyyymous: u have no idea what ur doing
kaspbrak: maybe so. but ur still a pussy ass bitch who has daddy issues. and me,? im just a small little kid who's gay. so go fuck urself bitch.
kaspbrak has blocked anonyyymous
-Richie to Eddie-
Richie; eddie. i need to tell u something and its important.
Eddie; is it really?
Richie; this time... yes.
Eddie; ok well tell me then
Richie; its hard to tell you
Eddie; why?
Richie; bc ive made it seem like i hate you, and i really dont.
Eddie; richie, i know u dont hate me.
Richie; well first things first. i dont really have a girlfriend named diane.
Richie; i did have a massive crush on her tho... in third grade.
Eddie; okay so why did u tell me u had a girlfriend
Richie; becasue... i just- i couldnt tell you that
Eddie; richie just spit it out
Richie; i cant 'just spit it out'
Eddie; why not?
Richie; because ur amazing and ur seeing someone and i dont wanna ruin that
Eddie; too late
Richie; huh?
Eddie; that piece of shit wasnt worth my time, and u were right. i dropped him like the assholw he is
Richie; oh.
Eddie; so... what was it u were gonna say?
Richie; oh um i was gonna say that im really happy we are friends.
Eddie; really?
Eddie; thats what u were gonna say?
Richie; yup. talk to ya later eds. bye
Eddie; dont call me eds.