Richie; hey eds
Eddie; hey rich. i asked u to stop calling me that... so like STOP
Richie; eddie, have you seen that clown from McDonald's that hides from gay people?
Eddie; no
Richie; hahahaahah, of course, you haven't
Eddie; wow richie. that was good
Richie; really!?
Eddie; yup. almost as good as how i fucked ur best friend.
Richie; YOU FUCKED STAN!
Eddie; no.
Richie; i thought u were gay, why did u fuck bev?
Eddie; no no no I am talking about bill
Richie; hmm, sounds french to me
Richie; fake*
Eddie; yeah bill has a French accent when he gets fucked how did u know?
Richie; bahahahahahha
Eddie; anyway, guess who is transferring to a different class next week
Richie; is it my dear friend Mike?
Eddie; no.
Richie; my amazing friend Bencil?
Eddie; Bencil? and no
Richie; oh i know. my lover henry bowers. he wants to spend more time with me.
Eddie; didnt he shit in ur backpack
Richie; yeah, that was in 9th grade tho. a whole 3 years ago
Eddie; anyway... well i am moving into ur math class... i hope henry isnt but i know i am
Richie; aww little eddie bear wanted to see more of me thats so sweet
Eddie; no. its just my other math class was too easy for me, they are making me go into ur class
Richie;Bev will be happy about this news. im not so sure my girlfriend will be, or stan, but hey i love ya anyway eds
Eddie; u have a girlfriend?
Richie; yeah
Eddie; u? trash mouth tozier? a girlfriend?
Richie; yeah.
Eddie; okay whats her name
Richie; sonia kaspbrak
Eddie; ASDJFNIRFUGTUWICNU
Eddie; how do u know my moms name?
Richie; i asked bev
Eddie; wow
Richie; anyway her name is Diane
Eddie; does she go to our school
Richie; no. i met her at summer camp
Eddie; huh. cool.
Richie; eddie are you jealous?
Eddie; wtf no. i dont even like you. i told u already.
Richie; just making sure babe. i wouldnt want u sexually frustrated
Eddie; beep beep richie
Richie; did u just beep at me?
Eddie; yes, yes i did
Richie; i feel honored. only stan bve and bill do that
Eddie; ok then
Richie; alrighty now if u will excuse me, i have to go have a chat with billiam
Eddie; ??? okay then. buh bye
Richie; bye bye gay boy ;) -3-
Eddie; whats '-3-'?
Richie; its a kissy face
Eddie; y not just use emojis?
Richie; omg eds stop judging me.
Eddie; go talk to bill
Richie; aye aye cap'in
-Richie to Bill-
Richie; BILLIAMMMMMM
Bill; what now?
Richie; I have a bone to pick with you
Bill; ok?
Richie; well now that i think about it, its more like, i have a boner to pick with you
Bill; ew wtf rich
Richie; eds said that u guys fucked
Bill; WHAT
Richie; yeah, i couldnt believe it either
Bill; tell him to stop lying
Richie; he was lying?
Richie; man, that boy sure is something
Bill; u know u really should learn about sarcasm
Richie; i speak fluent sarcasm. he was just making it sound rea
Bill; omg what if he tells bev. then bev will think im gay.
Richie; oh billiam we already know u are
Bill; WHAT?!
Richie; dont worry ur secret is safe with me bucko
Bill; i wish i could slap u in the head with a frying pan right now
Richie; ooo kinky. lets save that for the bedroom ok bill
Bill; UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
Richie; good talk <3