iMessage -REDDIE ☾

By FinniWolfhard

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Richie; so... eds, you wanna go have sex? Eddie; what! no, ew. gross. and don't call me eds, Richie. Richie;... More

Hey
the slut
getting girls since the womb
asking the right questions.
in a non-gay way
lovey-dovey
what did i do?
richwillfuckurbitch
eddie bear
it was sarcasm
sum ass
i dont like dick
Karen sux
i like someone
i cant 'just spit it out'
bitch im shook
I'm figuring it out, okay?
never.
i like someone else.
So, hows ur face?
im sorry but we could never date
straight as a dick
Its Wednesday.
im over it, okay?
he'd beg u to top.
dead memes
crawl into a hole and cry
hear what?
sleeping, watching tv, eating ass
be quenched
BUT HE IS THE ONE
sonia can suck it
i'll do it
i dont "sport"
stop texting me
weed
fanny pack
p*rn hub
pussy is fine by the way
mexico
u know I'm dating Richie, right?
wanna hear a secret
Lonely Fucks
wanna break up
life of the party
littest squad in derry maine
go on a date with me
ur going to break up with eddie?
is that a threat
yes my love?
me.
ur hella straight
you cant kill me
to say the most
hello?
ye ye
worrying about you
im done with you
wanna kiss
cupcake
the fucking best
i love you
what did i do?
gucci flipflops
happy birthday bitchhhhh
Diazepam
dirty doggo
brgrkngslut
420
Sexual
Icon crew
fuck the snow
Vomit
Edward Spagheward
Meet halfway
More vines
dreams
dont step on my dongle
howdy hoe
shrek
Salty stan's a bitch ass hoe
Bee🐝verly
i like dick too
DAPEL DARDICK
dik.
Piece
Seweuswe
i dont have a "title" for this
bitchie richie
handsome fella
i dont like this joke
hes not gay
well...hate to disappoint
ITS THE FINAL CHAPTER
And so... yeah
Yo
ALERT

having my mom save me

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By FinniWolfhard

PSA:                                                                  HOES! I LOVE YOU!

Eddie; guys!

Mike; yea?

Ben; whats up

Eddie; henry bowers is a fucking cunt

Mike; yeah we know

Ben; are you hurt?

Eddie; no, not this time.

Ben; then what happened?

Eddie; well, i was at the general store with my mom and she went to go pick up my meds

Eddie; and i was looking at the cereals bc my mom told me to

Mike; and bowers saw u?

Eddie; yeah. exactly

Ben; so what happened then

Eddie; so bowers walks up to me and he keeps whispering under his breath and pushing me into the shelves

Eddie; and then my mom came around the corner screaming bloody murder

Mike; shit

Eddie; so bowers runs away and now im stuck at the fucking hospital with nothing to do because the sick fuck pushed me into a bunch of fucking cereal boxes

Ben; hahahahaha dude im sorry ur at the hospital but that is hilarious

Mike; what was he whispering

Eddie; i dont know. he was w h i s p e r i n g it

Ben; ded

Mike; well at least ur mom was there

Eddie; no! its not a good thing she was there i would have rather, Henry keep pushing me

Mike; why

Eddie; bc it was embarrassing having my mom save me

Ben; u would have ended up in the hospital either way

Eddie; i know but im here for no reason

Ben; true

Mike; yeah that should be illegal like ur mom should be banned from hospitals unless its an actual emergency.

Eddie; i know

Ben; rip dude have fun

Eddie; fuck you too

Mike; Edward! watch ur profanity

Eddie; ugh i gotta go. bye 

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