A/N: HOES, I forgot to mention that they are in high school in this book soo... and yes, mike isnt homeschooled in this, and it takes place in modern day, so hoes this is not gonna be like the movie or the book at all🤷🏼🤷🏼🤷🏼 if u dont like that im sorry and if you do then hey thanks- your bitch, Bethany.
Richie; wow, can you believe how hot Gretta was today?
Eddie; uh, Gretta is a grade A asshole
Richie; well, yeah I know but she is still a fine piece of ass
Eddie; I mean I guess
Richie; all I'm saying is that I would fuck her if she wasn't an ass to bev
Eddie; hahahahahahahahha she wouldn't let a piece of trash like you near her
Richie; yes she would. she has before
Eddie; when?
Richie; back in the sixth grade she kissed me at the park
Eddie; ahahahahahhahaha
Richie; what?
Eddie; oh no no im sorry thats just so funny
Richie; how? its true!
Eddie; lmao
Richie; why are you being a dick?
Eddie; im not im just laughing at the fact that ur first kiss was with someone who hates you
Richie; she wasnt my first kiss, ive been getting girls since the womb
Richie; well buddy boy you probably haven't even had your first kiss yet
Eddie; uh for your information i have had my first kiss
Eddie; how do u get girls in the womb?
Eddie; the only girl u'd get in there is your mom
Richie; wow dont talk about her that way
Eddie; ...
Richie; that was sarcasm. i honestly dont give a fuck
Eddie; okay well... i gotta go do calc homework
Richie; NErDDDD
Eddie; maybe so.
Richie; huh?
Eddie; bye richie