Excruciatingly Correct Behavi...

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Don't be forward when interested
Stay properly attired at all times
Always cover your mouth when you yawn
Still wagging tongues with impeachable decorum
To avoid scandal, have a chaperone at all times
"Please" and "Thank you"
Kneel before the king
Never show your emotions
Elocution is necessary -- especially in a crowd
Better to be a mystery than an open book
One simply cannot discourse without an introduction
Heathen-like, wild behavior is improper
Duelist's challenges are acts of honor
White lies are still deceit
Lorgnettes are for use at a opera only
Be sure to always step around puddles
Never speak in an inappropriate tone
Make sure the safety is on until it isn't
"And so he said unto the world"
Florid speech a politician does make
Shady corners promote bad behavior
One does not wear white tie to a brunch
Interruptions bring shame to all
Much can be said with no words
Miss Mary, never Mrs.
For a basic rib knit one, purl one
The thrill is in the chase
One hand should always cover the lid of a teapot
Never give money to panhandlers
Choosers aren't beggars
Money is never up for discussion -- it's strictly personal
Obey the law -- proven or not
Be polite to locals
Bloomers are hung on a line in the shade
The silent treatment indicates social downfall
Cakes are always handed to the eldest lady first
Smile in all wedding photos
A home is never empty
Never say "Goodbye", only "'Til next time"
You should never call after nine in the evening
Mercy is the sign of a great man

No utensil should ever be heaped with food

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De clarady

Wattpad is an integrated community.  There are people of all races, ages, religions, and orientations on here. And it's awesome.

However, people don't seem to realize the safe haven they have found.

"I'm gay and if you don't like it, fuck you."

"I'm suicidal and I don't care what you motherfuckers say."

"I believe in God and if you don't, you're going to burn in hell."

I've seen statements like this all over Wattpad and they bother me.

Why?

Besides being freakishly annoying, I honestly don't care. As my mom would put it, "I hate when they shovel down throat." (Easy there folks, English is her third language. Be nice).

People will associate negative things with your age/race/religion/orientation if you're being actively aggressive about it. I have no issue with any characeristic of a person as long as they are a good person.

But when you're being passive-agressive when you mention a trait, it makes people angry because they feel like you're assuming shit about them.

For instance, compare the tone between;

I'm a writer -- that's what I love to do.

I'm a writer -- non-artists should rot in hell because they're all lazy and unfeeling and shit.

One of them is strictly about the person; it has nothing to do with the reader, so the reader goes "Oh, cool. This is their thing. That's sick, bro."

That second one, not so much. This is how I would react if I read this, "Cool, wait, what? What the hell? You're telling me that something I love is shit to you? Well fuck you and the horse you rode in on -- I'm going to write something angry and offensive on your wall to equally insult your defining characteristics. You wanna tell me what I can and can't believe? Bring it on, bitch."

Needless to say, I may overreact slightly. But the idea's the same. Don't try and shovel your shit (aka beliefs) down my throat.  It's currently occupied by Lindt chocolate. Mmmm. (Jealous, bro?)

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