target // m.y.g + j.h.s

it's

"Hello, this is Target. How may we help you?"
"Dude Kmart's a rip off Target."
"Oh it's just you. You know It's kind of annoying that I have to always repeat "Hello, this is Target. How may we help you?" when you always have some god damn random thing to say that I do not care about."
"Ahem, that is the most I've heard you speak, like ever. Also it's like your job to say it, you can't do any different."
"I mean like you could just give me your number or something you know, that way I wouldn't have to say it?"
"Sorry what did you say?"
"You know what I said."
"I know but I just want to hear it again."
"Shut up before I regret asking."
"Mmhm, what if your a pedo though, I'll just give you my snapchat."
"How am I the pedo, have you even heard yourself.
"You want it or not."
"Just tell me."
"Kk add me, I'm @hoebi, like H O E B I. Okay bye babe!"
"You gone?"
"Oh he's gone good."
"Okay how do you use snapchat."