Hello

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"Hello, this is Target. How may we help you?"
"HOE, WHY DID MY CABBAGE EXPLODE?"
"Sorry, I think you have the wrong number. Walmart is double zero not one."
"... pfft. Wait what? Are you joking?"
"No, Walmart is double ze-"
"Oh wow, do you guys hate each other this much?"
"Sorry, I'm not allowed to tell you this valued piece of information."
"Well, Sucks to be you. BYEEEEE!"
"beep~~~~~~"

"Kids these days..."
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it's horrible I know.
Burn me already.

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