Excruciatingly Correct Behavi...

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Don't be forward when interested
Stay properly attired at all times
Always cover your mouth when you yawn
Still wagging tongues with impeachable decorum
To avoid scandal, have a chaperone at all times
"Please" and "Thank you"
Kneel before the king
Never show your emotions
Elocution is necessary -- especially in a crowd
Better to be a mystery than an open book
One simply cannot discourse without an introduction
Heathen-like, wild behavior is improper
Duelist's challenges are acts of honor
White lies are still deceit
Be sure to always step around puddles
Never speak in an inappropriate tone
Make sure the safety is on until it isn't
"And so he said unto the world"
No utensil should ever be heaped with food
Florid speech a politician does make
Shady corners promote bad behavior
One does not wear white tie to a brunch
Interruptions bring shame to all
Much can be said with no words
Miss Mary, never Mrs.
For a basic rib knit one, purl one
The thrill is in the chase
One hand should always cover the lid of a teapot
Never give money to panhandlers
Choosers aren't beggars
Money is never up for discussion -- it's strictly personal
Obey the law -- proven or not
Be polite to locals
Bloomers are hung on a line in the shade
The silent treatment indicates social downfall
Cakes are always handed to the eldest lady first
Smile in all wedding photos
A home is never empty
Never say "Goodbye", only "'Til next time"
You should never call after nine in the evening
Mercy is the sign of a great man

Lorgnettes are for use at a opera only

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By clarady

Following is pretty magical.

One moment this person is a complete stranger with a sick profile pic, the next you're a certified stalker. Wattpad tells you everything that they post, write, or divulge. Awesome or what?

Here's what you should be using follows for:

1) Checking out what your new BFF's up to (stalking)

2) Checking out what your new BFF's writing (stalking)

3) Checking out your new BFF's Wattpad BFF's (more stalking targets. YAY!)

Here's what following is not meant to be used for:

1) "Hey, I followed you. Can you check out my work?" And all variations therein. (Notice how there's no stalking involved? If stalking's not involved, you shouldn't be following that person)

Ladies and gentlemen, following is an opportunity to stalk someone with impunity. Why on earth would you waste a follow on someone you aren't interested in stalking?

More importantly, if you follow someone it's up to them to check out your work. It's their call, their choice. They are being stalked after all. Give them a little bit of respect.

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