Fifty Shades of No

By avvii_

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Rants and things I find stupid and idiotic. More

Fifty Shades of No
one; complete idiots
two; too clingy
three; God, I am science, Australia
three; thou goodith two shoes
four; Tweeter
five; "omg that is so mainstream"
Six; Males... lol
seven: PDA
eight; equality
nine; too showy
ten; usernames
eleven; Saint Valentine
thirteen; accusations.
fourteen; American Idol
thirteen; prices of things
fourteen; stupid commercials
fifteen; winter. bahumbug
sixteen; that season we all know and... hate (flu season guys)
seventeen; Slacker umph
eighteen; pain and it's insane haha
nineteen; cellphones
twenty; sweat ew
twenty-one; It's my BIRTHDAY!
twenty-two- soda kills you and Jesus saves you
twenty-three; Forever skipping the ad
twenty-four; what I won
twenty-five; dishonor on your captions
twenty-six; Divergent
twenty-seven; Neighborhood goat babies
twenty-eight; Ain't ain't a word and you ain't gonna say it
thirty- parents (CHAPTER THIRTY OMG)
thirty-one; race day
thirty-two; so I found this.
thirty-three; WRONG CHEESE
thirty-four; people
thirty-five; TFIOS (tifeos or whatever you call it)
thirty-six; And we can't stop.... and we literally can't stop
thirty seven; ninety second fast change
thirty-eight; can I just have abs already
thirty-nine; I don't do anything but MAN I need a break
FORTY; Smash
forty-one; ANTI BOYFRIEND TAG
forty-two; moths
forty-three; tongue problem
forty-four; eggs
forty-five; "I have a boyfriend"
forty-six; Carl Grimes
forty-seven; Ashton Fletcher Irwin
forty-eight; You can slow down just never quit
forty-nine; 2am
fifty; humans suck
fifty-one; what guys look for in a girl
fifty-two; that awkward moment
fifty-three; breakup blues
fifty-four; dear Mère and Père
fifty-five; face demons
fifty-six; weight lifting
fifty-seven; Outlander
fifty-eight; crushes crush souls
fifty-nine; death by sweets
SIXTY; Greased Lightning and Russian dancers
sixty-one; Unspoken Rules of the Airplane/Airport
sixty-two; screaming screamers that burst eardrums
sixty-three; alone
sixty-four; third grade me
sixty-five; i'm sorry
sixty-six; hellooooooo humans!!!!
sixty-seven- sam pepper
sixty-eight; ew boys
sixty-nine; distractions
seventy-three; movie chaperone
Seventy-Four; Your Eyes Aren't Boring
Seventy-Five; Nervous Nancy
seventy-six; sexist comic book workers
seventy-seven; painful dreams
seventy-eight; quicksilver or impatient human?
seventy-nine; social anxiety
eighty; APOLOGIES
eighty-one; hooked on a feeling
eighty-two; SENIORTY
eighty-three; 21 day fix
eighty-four; four years later

twenty-nine; hatin on my man candayyyy

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By avvii_

So yeah. That's what we're gonna talk about...

SO. don't you hate it when you're like "omg this guy is so cute look" 

and your friend either goes "eh" or that weird high pitched "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaeeeh" noise that's basically a NO. so then they tell you all the reasons why he's not cute and stuff. 

Look gurl. I never said you had to like the person, but don't HATE ON HIM. Like SERIOUSLY.

EXAMPLE: 

 I love my best friend to death. SO I showed her my Man Candy (Chris Evans hello) and she does the "eh" and begins telling me his eyes are this his hair is that and his face is too this. 

gurl maybe I don't like your man candies but I KEEP IT TO MYSELF.

If you're reading this bff I love you xox. 

that's basically it. sometimes It gets on my nerves.

GUYS I HAVE A GOOD IDEA. LEAVE ME SUGGESTIONS ON WHAT I SHOULD RANT ABOUT NEXT OKAY I LOVE YOU ALL.

more rants to come. xox

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