[17:12]
[group: Vaping Must Impress Nicotine]
jjk.art: can u blow my whistle bby whistle bby let me know
jjk.art: girl imma show u how to do it we'll start real slow
jinglebells: what?
jjk.art: u just put ur lips together and u come real close, can u blow my whistle bby whistle bby
jjk.art: HERE WE GO
minswag: isn't that song from 2012?
jjk.art: problem?
minswag: no, it was just random.
taekitback: isn't 2012 when justin bieber peaked or something, is that why you like music from 2012?
jjk.art: HEY
jjk.art: r u making fun of justin? don't make fun of justin, fight me let's 1v1 right here right now iM RIPPED
taekitback: wow, way to be very subtle about your love for justin
jjk.art: do u think dozens of pieces i made of him framed on my wall would mean i want to be subtle?
minswag: that's cute. i'd like to see those.
jjk.art: i can show u when u come over, u can teach me how to realism so i can put semi decent fanboy art on my wall rip
taekitback: huh yogurt, you know that's an odd way to spell obsessive/creepy
minswag: huh, that's an odd way to spell take in your username, did you not pass second grade, buddy?
taekitback: have you never heard of a wonderful thing called a pun, bitch?
jjk.art: woo i better pull out some marshmallows bc this is a pretty fire roast
minswag: unfortunately i have, all thanks to my not-so-visual narcissistic mom here.
jinglebells: woah yoongi, there's no need to roast perfection in the process of burning this poor, innocent child making punbelievable jokes.
minswag: savage just rolled off the tongue, my bad.
jjk.art: lol luv how this war between yoongles and tae all started bc of me and my love for justin
joonglebells: "... love for justin" -jjk [17:21].
joonglebells: summary of this excerpt: a jealous yoongi confirmed?
minswag: uh, no.
jinglebells: oh, joon! happy birthday babe love you lots <33
joonglebells: thank you, love you too!
jjk.art: holllllllldthephone
taekitback: ✋️←📱
taekitback: 👊
jjk.art: thx for the visual demonstration tae. first, since when was it namjoon's birthday and second, since when were those two like that
minswag: since twenty three years ago, and they've always been like that.
jjk.art: thx bby, tae u can release the phone
taekitback: 👊
taekitback: ✋️
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joonglebells: you know im loving the casual baby thrown around by jeongguk.
minswag: hypocritical much?
joonglebells: no, no it's not. i so happen to be in a relationship with kim seokjin while you, on the other hand are not in a relationship with jeongguk. friends with benefits? sexual tension? the cause of these casually thrown around "baby"s are not as simple as the relation between seokjin and me.
jjk.art: friends with benefits i wiSh
minswag: what.
joonglebells: wHat.
jjk.art: woAH did u guys ever realise that everybody in this convo has dated another person in this convo except me???? rip
minswag: i mean, that could be fixed.
joonglebells: MFT¿jwjOWNp1/
minswag: joon.
joonglebells: J0oÑ YËSsæ
jinglebells: if i had my phone sooner i would have loved to have those pictures of joon spitting out water all over his phone as my lock screen.
joonglebells: it is happening i wasn't ready i wasn't made aware i wasn't given enough time to make my scientific claims and hypotheses to determine how when and where it would happen i-i didn't even have my graph prepared yet i-
jungstallion: woah what's happening here
joonglebells: it. that is what is happening.
jungstallion: can you explain...?
joonglebells: whistle. whistle- it's all making sense now.
joonglebells: elaboration: soon enough his whistle shall be blown- and putting your lips together and coming close may imply multiple things, gosh if i knew it was a serenade i would have been able to prepare for this event-
taekitback: is this what it looks like when albert einstein has a mental breakdown?
jungstallion: i think it's more justin bieber on drugs listening to 2012 whistle music.