“No silly actual rain.” I said clarifying
“Ryan I don’t exactly know how to turn the rain on and off”
“But you did it before”
“I was almost beyond pissed” she said
“Whatever asshole” I mumbled knowing she heard me
I wanted to know if her theory worked even if I would be paying for it later.
“Call me an asshole one more time” she said clearly upset
“Asshole” I said enunciating the word
Before I could form my next thought I swear the car felt like it was caught up in its own little tsunami.
“You wanted a little rain right” Lala practically yelled into the phone.
“No” I said slightly scared of this new side of her.
As the sky suddenly took a turn for the dark I began my many apologizes.
“Im so so sorry” I said over and over trying to calm her down before she flooded the highway.
Eventually the downpour had its desired affect. Whitney practically fell from the sky and landed in the grass pretty hard. She limped over to the car and knocked on the window before I unlocked it and she hopped in naked and wet. Shan being prepared for the situation tossed her some basketball shorts and a shirt.
“Im assuming the rain was your fault” she said snatching the clothes out his hands.
“Yes. I walked out on you and that wasn’t right” Shan said trying to be honest with her.
“Apology accepted” Whitney said effectively dismissing him.
“You keep saying that like there isn’t a problem but I see one” Shan said getting frustrated.
“Your imagining a problem” she said coolly.
“Are you upset?” I asked intervening seeing that this conversation was going no where.
“Why would I be?” she answered my question with a question. It was time to go Dr. Phil on them.
“I don’t know maybe because your so called man was basically drooling over another girl who was bad as hell” I said trying to be helpful.
“Ryan” Shan said in a warning tone.
“Anyways he is not my man he can drool over anyone” Whitney said trying hard to hide the disgust in her voice.
“So why were you upset?” I asked
“Im not upset nor was I ever” she answered trying to be nonchalant
“So I am not your man” Shan said in disbelief
“Nope” Whitney said popping the p
“Could have sworn you had some claim on me.” Shan said turning fully around to look at her.
“Oh no because any guy I had claim over wouldn’t have wandering eyes.” Whitney stated matter of factly.
“Moment of weakness” Shan said climbing into the backseat almost kicking me in the face during the process.
“Ok” she said angling her body away from his.
“Wont happen again” he said practically begging for her forgiveness.
“Again you had every right to look” she said turning even more to gaze out the window
“What do I have to do to prove to you it wont have again” he said getting desperate.
“Nothing” she said not even caring
“Ryan a little help” Shan said giving up
“So yall good” I asked mainly talking to Whitney
“Nothing to fix” she said sighing
“Then be his” I said smirking even though they couldn’t see it.
Her head turned so quick I was surprised she didn’t get whiplash.
“Excuse me ” she said not believing her ears
“Be my girlfriend so I wont have to have wandering eyes” Shan said catching on to my not so subtle hint.
“Are you sure you want her as your girl?” I asked playing devil’s advocate
“Im positive Ryan” he said while not taking his eyes off Whitney
“What about our bachelor status. I need my wing man”
“Time for me to settle down” he said sounding completely sure.
“Damn it im the third wheel now” I said getting an attitude that I hadn’t thought this plan all the way through.
“Shut up Ryan. So what do you say Whitney?” He asked her
“I guess” she said breaking out into a smile
Im assuming they started to kiss so I kept my eyes trained on the road. I just hoped they didn’t mess up my seats. I turned on my blinker to merge left and two things happened at once. One I may or may not have screamed like a little girl and two I was definitely seeing things. There was definitely a Bengal tiger on the side of the car.
“What wrong” Whitney asked with concern laced through her voice.
“Look outside” I said turning slightly pale which was pretty hard for African Americans.
She turned to look at what I saw and laughed liked it was the most hilarious thing in the world.
“Sorry” she said to me
“That’s you” I asked still uneasy
“Of course not because Bengal tigers are native to the highway” she said in a sarcastic tone.
“Leave” she whispered to the wind and they just faded into the background.
“Great our emotions are connected to our abilities.” Shan said stating the obvious.
“Thanks for reminding me that the next time I freak a girl I could set her on fire” I said shaking my head while Whitney and Shan howled with laughter.
“You could always freak Lala but then she might freeze you” Whitney said trying to be helpful.
“I wouldn’t just freak her I‘d cater to her body all night” I said 100% honest.
“But sometimes a girl needs to be freaked hard and fast” Shan said
“And she would be when she acted up” I said grinning at the thought.
“Ew just ew” Whitney said not liking where this conversation was going.
“I don’t know what your ewwing for you can get it to” I said without thinking
“Ryan” Shan said in a warning tone.
“Sorry” I said trying to avoid a situation
“So just to clarify Whitney is off limits to me even if she begs for it”
“Yes” he said with no hesitation
“Does this include my dreams?” I asked knowing it would annoy him
“Especially your dreams” he said with a chuckle
“Do I even want to know what you dream about” Whitney asked
“No but im going to tell you anyways” I said
“Figures” she mumbled to herself
“The ultimate foursome” I said dreamily
“5” Shan corrected
“How”
“Nicki Minaj, Lala, Whitney, Our principal, and yourself” he rattled off from memory.
“Really Ryan our principal” Whitney said
“Hell yeah even though she wayyy to much woman for me” I said just thinking about her body.
“And Im not” Whitney said getting offended
“Are you Latina” I countered
“No im African American” she said
“You know what you should feel honored to even be included in my fantasies.”
“Thank you I feel honored” she told me sarcastically
We then feel into a comfortable silence. Soon after we switched drivers and I moved to the back with Whitney. I made me a makeshift pillow and then fell into a dreamless sleep.
SORRY I HAD NO TIME TO EDIT FEEL FREE TO POINT OUT ANY MISTAKES. I KNOW ITS A LITTLE SHORT BUT THE NEXT ONE WILL BE LONGER AS ALWAYS
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