Alright, so before I begin this part, The character, Leah, is my actual first name PureMoss= Leah M. I did math :3 the setting is gym class with my friend (and partner in crime), Emily. We're walking on the track...
Leah: MILKSHAKES!!!!
Emily: MILKSHAKKEEEEESSSSS!!!!
Leah: BLUESTAR'S MILKSHAKES!!!!
Emily: What does BlueStar put in her milkshakes?
Leah: Caramel, chocolate, peanut butter, Reese's ice cream, and strawberries!
Emily: Can we stalk BlueStar?!
Leah: *shrugs* I guess.
Emily: Yessshhhh!!! Where does she live?
Leah: *Points to opening in the woods* Around there. Maybe to the left a little bit *tries to keep a serious face*
Emily: Here BlueStar >:3 *walks off the track and towards the opening*
Leah: *grabs arm* Oh no you don't XD
Emily: Aw darn :,(
This happened yesterday. It was just too funny to not make a spoof about it. BLUESTAR COME HITHER!!!!!!! *runs towards the opening in the woods *