Excruciatingly Correct Behavi...

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Don't be forward when interested
Stay properly attired at all times
Always cover your mouth when you yawn
Still wagging tongues with impeachable decorum
To avoid scandal, have a chaperone at all times
"Please" and "Thank you"
Never show your emotions
Elocution is necessary -- especially in a crowd
Better to be a mystery than an open book
One simply cannot discourse without an introduction
Heathen-like, wild behavior is improper
Duelist's challenges are acts of honor
White lies are still deceit
Lorgnettes are for use at a opera only
Be sure to always step around puddles
Never speak in an inappropriate tone
Make sure the safety is on until it isn't
"And so he said unto the world"
No utensil should ever be heaped with food
Florid speech a politician does make
Shady corners promote bad behavior
One does not wear white tie to a brunch
Interruptions bring shame to all
Much can be said with no words
Miss Mary, never Mrs.
For a basic rib knit one, purl one
The thrill is in the chase
One hand should always cover the lid of a teapot
Never give money to panhandlers
Choosers aren't beggars
Money is never up for discussion -- it's strictly personal
Obey the law -- proven or not
Be polite to locals
Bloomers are hung on a line in the shade
The silent treatment indicates social downfall
Cakes are always handed to the eldest lady first
Smile in all wedding photos
A home is never empty
Never say "Goodbye", only "'Til next time"
You should never call after nine in the evening
Mercy is the sign of a great man

Kneel before the king

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By clarady

Here's something that will haunt you on Wattpad -- people who cannot write (and often write stories that are normally so cliche you want to vomit) somehow have the confidence to post at the end of yet another cringe-worthy chapter that they're going to send off their manuscript to a publisher. Yet because they have such a huge fan base, no one wants to to be the messenger and tell them that their work, if published, wouldn't be good enough to use as toilet paper.

What. The. Bloody. Hell.

Editors (those fabulous, hard-working people out there) are not meant to rephrase your entire work so that anyone above the IQ of 10 can read it. They're there to catch your rare mistakes. Not translate your work.

So for the love of all things good and holy, edit. Proofread. Fifty times if you have to. Do it. It's part of being a writer. If you can't deal with the work involved, consider a different career.

Now, I can just see people seething at me and bringing up the fact that I am not in the arts and therefore how can I dictate what an artist can or can't do yadda yadda to use as an argument against this rant. Go ahead. But let me tell you something. In the sciences, you have to write papers within a very tight word limit, with tons of information and technical details, and if you have one comma out of place in your references you will not be published.

It's that simple. If you don't write with technical perfection in the sciences, you will not be published. Be glad that the arts are not so stringent. *cough* Gertrude Stein *cough*

Now, I'm not saying I'm a great writer -- not even a good one. But I am someone who reads a lot. And I can tell you that not only will a publisher or an editor appreciate good execution, but so will your reader.

Perfection (or as close as you can get to it) is critical for marketing your story.

It shows the world that you respect yourself and your work. If you do not edit and leave tons of silly mistakes littered throughout your work it tells me as a reader that you don't care. You don't care about the time you put in, you don't care about the reader's experience, and you don't care about writing. If you don't care (or if you don't edit) you may as well stop writing because you're not giving it your all. This is a career that people work at. A lot. If you respect it, or are considering it, try your damndest to be the best you can be.

So if you want to write, write to best of your abiliities. And edit. If you're not sure if what you're doing is right, ask. There are tons of people out there who can help you. The internet, Wattpadians, family, teachers, professors, writers, and friends. They can all help.

But whatever you do and whatever you post, show the world that you care about your image as a writer. Show that you care about the reader's experience (actually, just care about that). Please edit.

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