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jjk.art: kim taehyung and mr. swagmasterultimate i need to have a word with u 2
taekitback: well i'm here so you may gift words towards me, bro
minswag: i'm here too.
joonglebells: oh, are you "mr. swagmasterultimate?"
minswag: uh yes, obviously. don't fake oblivion, it's clear as day i would have a cool nickname like that.
joonglebells: cool nickname. yeah... ok. whatever helps you sleep at night.
jjk.art: LISTEN-
taekitback: -now this is a story all about how
my life got flipped-turned upside down and i'd like to take a minute just sit right there; i'll tell you how i became the prince of a town called bel-air
jungstallion: my national anthem
jjk.art: taehyung i need to interrogate u so pls calm ur memes for a second
taekitback: calming memes...
taekitback: interrogation may begin.
jjk.art: today i stepped into the apartment belonging to you, kim taehyung, searching for clothes to steal because i wanted to take some aesthetic pictures for instagram
taekitback: #betrayed did the picture look good tho
jjk.art: uh, yes obviously. anyways, as i was walking through your room, i saw tHREE PAINTINGS that appeared to be in the style of mr. swagmasterultimate.
taekitback: oh no suga we've been exposed, quick run while you can.
minswag: running...
minswag: too much effort.
taekitback: lazy piece of shit, you're like a magicarp so useless
minswag: hey, don't shun magicarps, they are the most beautiful pokemon specimen who slash so elegantly
jjk.art: ... wtf if ull stop bickering like a married couple, i would appreciate an explanation as to y those paintings r there
taekitback: ok here's an insane explanation you'll get that will blow your mind.
taekitback: i commissioned him.
jungstallion: so crazy man
minswag: i'm sorry you had to hear of the crazy scheme in this way, jungkookie. i never meant to betray you, please forgive me.
jjk.art: don't worry suga, as jd says, "all is forgiven, baby." bUT, i don't think this is over YET
jjk.art: y would taehyung commission u if he seems to constantly express a disliking to u 🤔🤔🤔 (coolkid.png)
minswag: indeed the coolest of kid wow would smash
joonglebells: did you just fucking say "would smash?" what the hades.
minswag: emoji's do something to a human, joon.
joonglebells: yeah, EMOJIS. definitely the EMOJIS.
taekitback: on a more relevant topic, kookie, would you like yet another sarcastic reply or the truth?
jjk.art: número dos
jjk.art: haha, number two
minswag: i swear i really feel his humour stopped developing once he finished third grade.
taekitback: my favourite third grader, are you ready to rumbleeeeee?
jjk.art: yeet
taekitback: so you and suga here weren't talking and i got pissed at him and tried getting in contact with him by direct messaging him about commissions so i could talk with him and three commissions later i convinced him to stop being a dick and talk shit out with you
jjk.art: oh
jungstallion: oh
joonglebells: no punctuations, i'm disappointed.
jjk.art: that is
jjk.art: the sweetest thing anybody has done for me omg tae i could kiss u rn
taekitback: bitch i did it because you want to kiss suga i didn't waste $136 just to get you to confess your love to me.
taekitback: and im not a huge fan of cookies, i prefer mochi.
jjk.art: holy shit $136 that's like an entire copic set
joonglebells: what an expensive artist...
minswag: not really, i sell prints from $10-$30, tae just kept offering money for silly things so i took it.
taekitback: "please? for $50?"
taekitback: "iLL d.O iT fOr fREE"
minswag: shut up spork, you're so weird why would anybody save a conversation like that?
jjk.art: u guYS HAD PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS WITHOUT ME
joonglebells: when tae said that he direct messaged suga, it suggests that it was a private group between the two. if it was a two man private conversation it does imply by definition that three people cannot be involved, so yes, they did have a private conversation without you.
minswag: shut up namjoon, your extra paragraph isn't needed here. i still want to know why taehyung has that shit
taekitback: i saved it because i literally got a fucking rock to have a heart and care about jungkookie. best receipts my man
joonglebells: checkmate my friend, here is where i disprove you. he always cared about jungkookie, he was just throwing on a cold exterior to farm money off of you until he had enough to buy a wedding band for kookie.
minswag: stop writing non-realistic fanfiction.
joonglebells: sorry, shall i be more realistic? ahem... "jungkook wrapped his legs around suga's slim waist, leaning in closer towards him-"
jjk.art: NAMJOON OMG STOP
minswag: ^!!!! what the hell, namjoon!
jungstallion: ok, so tae and sir not swag have this very marriage-like argument
jungstallion: oh and sir not swag casually says he would smash kookie
jungstallion: then jeongguk tells taehyung that he wants to kiss him
taekitback: who wouldn't want some of this tho
minswag: this elegant splashing magicarp.
jungstallion: and then namjoon begins writing fanfiction between jeongguk and sir not swag
jungstallion: conclusion:
jungstallion: YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING GAY
taekitback: it's funny how he says it as if he's any straighter than us
jjk.art: i think im pretty straight
taekitback: jeon jeongguk, a comedian.
jjk.art: im being kinda serious
taekitback: in that case sure you are "pretty straight." but then when our favourite artist starts sending selfies, it seems as though your lines begin curving into those of homosexuality
jjk.art: >:(
minswag: emoticons? what a turn off.
jjk.art: 😡*
joonglebells: yeAh iTs eMojIs tHat aRe tHe tUrN ON.
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thank you for the output on the previous chapter. i tried replying to all comments and i believe i did so. due to the fact that i have received the answers i needed and i know what i will be doing with this story, i will take down the previous chapter. so, if i didn't thank you in your comment, please do know i'm a super thankful for all the output you've given on this story.