[Group: Vaping Must Impress Nicotine]
[19:12]
park.jimin: i have 2 questions
taekitback: let's hear them.
park.jimin: ok first, who's "the wolf?"
taekitback: dunno, but that's a super lame nickname. totally sounds like a really stupid code name in a spy movie.
joonglebells: i don't know who the creature proclaiming to be "the wolf" is either.
park.jimin: suga texted me a few hours ago saying "help me build a brick house, the wolf is scaring me."
jjk.art: HAHAHAH
jjk.art: UR ADORABLE SUGA SO CUTE OMG
minswag: shut the fuck up, don't say things you don't mean weirdo
minswag: you nearly ruined bob ross for me.
joonglebells: well, my hypothesis is jungkook is "the wolf."
taekitback: insert crappy recorder cover of the james bond theme here as "the wolf" slicks into this conversation
park.jimin: i still don't understand?
jjk.art: it's an inside joke, u won't understand~
minswag: it's not a fucking joke, you scarred me.
joonglebells: i mean, i can always check their direct messages for you jimin and see what this whole "inside joke" about "the wolf" is about.
minswag: no you couldn't.
joonglebells: i have your account saved onto my phone from when i hacked you and got in contact with jungkook for the first time. so yes, i can.
minswag: don't. spare yourself.
jjk.art: DO IT
minswag: don't listen to that demon.
jjk.art: adorable cinnamon roll* 😇
minswag: still, don't listen to him.
park.jimin: joonie pls check i won't be able to sleep at night if i don't know y he's a wolf
joonglebells: ah alright, just for you jiminie.
park.jimin: thx ily ((:
taekitback: #blindside #cheater
joonglebells: oh gosh, what was that conversation.
minswag: right
jjk.art: (;
park.jimin: joonie, what did it say??
joonglebells: to keep it short, basically jungkook compared you and the rest of us to the children's tale "the three little piglets." he implied that rather than three piglets, you were the only piglet while the wolfs harassed you. and from there, jungkook makes horrible puns that would even bring shame to seokjin.
park.jimin: oh ok
taekitback: dude does this mean i can join "the wolf" spy gang
jjk.art: ofc, our first mission is to steal the piglet's bricks
park.jimin: well, at least now i can sleep happily. i have to worry about losing my bricks, but the question was answered.
taekitback: what about the other question?
park.jimin: oh yeah
park.jimin: joon, y is ur username "joonglebells"? like, i know the joon is for ur name, but what about bells
joonglebells: seokjin's instagram username is jinglebells, a pun from his own name (that i never approved of) and i just decided to have a matching username.
park.jimin: awe, that's adorable
joonglebells: i bid you my thanks
jjk.art: we should add him to this chat
jjk.art: i keep hearing of his legendary puns but nothing can compare to this wolf, how(l) can anybody be better than me
minswag: you shouldn't even bother challenging him, he gets really into it.
jungstallion: yeah, like way too into it. he will go to the extent of having pun wars, he won't eat for hours until he defeats his competitor. and for seokjin, it's extremely concerning if he doesn't eat for hours.
jungstallion: instead of world war three, we'll be witnessing pun war three. he gets super pressed and will hit you with puns about your deepest secrets and insecurities.
jjk.art: ohoohoh this challenge sounds fun i'm down to fight anytime
taekitback: new objective: attack the pun lord
jjk.art: mISSION GO! AROOO AROOO
park.jimin: tf "aroo aroo?"
jjk.art: ugh stupid piglet not understanding wolf calls, ull never understand. not by the hairs of ur chimmy chim chim. u never know when u need to stop asking irrelevant questions and get snOUT
taekitback: b r i c k s s t o l l e n