(A/N: Hello! Sorry I didn't update on wendsday like I was supposed to, I had to do some other shit, like baby-sit, help my sister move out, prepare for school. (8th grade woo woo)
I dont know how I will be able to update every Monday, wendsday, and Friday with school going on. I guess once it starts, ill have to update on the weekends instead.
Anyway, enough of my blabbering, lets get into "Emo trinity misheard song lyrics."
And hell, lets throw Twenty øne piløts in this as well.
Will this be entertaining? Probably not.
Am I running out of ideas? Yes.
Do I care? No.)
LETS GO
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Fall out boy:
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Song: "Sugar, were going down:"
Real lyrics: "don't mind me, im just watching you two from the closet."
Misheard lyrics: "don't mind me, im just watching Youtube from the closet."
Song: "This ain't a scene, its an arms race."
Real lyrics: "Im a leading man, and the lies I weave are oh so intricate."
Misheard lyrics: "Im a bleeding man, and im also emo, oh so into cats."
Song: "Uma thurman."
Real lyrics: "The stench, the stench, of summer sex."
Misheard lyrics: "The stench, the stench, of sunburned chex."
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Panic! At the disco:
Song: "LA Devotee"
Real lyrics: "Swimming pools under desert skies."
Misheard lyrics: "Sweaty balls under desert skies."
Song: "Northern downpour"
Real lyrics: "the ink is running towards the page, its chasing off the days, look back at both feet and that winding knee."
Misheard lyrics: "the ink is running towards the page, its chasing off the days, look back at Murphy and that 1D Meme."
Song: "Nicotine."
Real lyrics: "So I say damn your kiss, and the awful things you do."
Misheard lyrics: "So I say damN yOU KIDS, AND THE AWFUL THINGS YOU DO."
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My chemical romance:
Song: "Helena"
Real lyrics: "Burning on, just like a match you strike to incinerate."
Misheard lyrics: "Burning on just like a magic slide to incinerate."
Song: "Famous last words"
Real lyrics: "But where's your heart?"
Misheard lyrics: "But where's.....you're hard."
*cough cough* Gerard *cough*
*Bonus:*
Twenty øne piløts:
Song: "ode to sleep."
Real lyrics: "Im pleading, please"
Misheard lyrics: "Im bleeding beans."
Song: "polarize"
Real lyrics: "help me polarize, help me polarize. "
Misheard lyrics: "help me, bowl of rice, help me, bowl of rice."
Song: "Ruby"
Real lyrics: "you're an angel."
Misheard lyrics: "yoU'RE AN ASIANNNNNN"
*cough cough* *Tyler points at josh* "YOU'RE AN ASIANNNNNN"
~it was a joke, plz dont attack me im v/ fragile~
Ok im done, bye
Scuse me, culd u plz leave
Im dun with this