RANTS (PART THREE!)

By horsedancer123

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bonjour
i dont know why im so southern all of the sudden
please
idek
*rainbow hands*
#NationalBestFriendsDay
huh
music is life pt. 23
music is life pt. 24
no regrets just love
i still regret nothing
ugh
music is life pt. 25
musical tag thingy
EVERYONE HERE'S A GOOD MOVIE DON'T WATCH ANYTHING ELSE TODAY
stay safe everyone
IMPORTANT
what am i doing with my life
i'm literally about to die
bye y'all
a lovely tag that no one actually cares about
help
another lovely tag that no one actually cares about
three years and a day
music is life pt. 26
music is life pt. 27
i physically hurt
this is depressing
europe
ansley: jet-lagged edition
quotes from the trip
confession tag thingy
yay another tag
bish please
music is life pt. 28
music is life pt. 29
farewell
happy birthdayyy
a lot of questions
music is life pt. 30
*plays "stars" by pentatonix*
dang another tag
what is life
nineteen years later
gr8
seriously why are there so many tags
analyzing lyrics with ansley
learning yay
I'M STUPID SORRY
sad sad sad
:D
yay
what??? a tag??¿?
hA
skyyyscraaaapppeeeerrrr
music is life pt. 31
my heart
happy birthdaaayyyyy
questioning everything with ansley
i cant
punsssssss
tag tag
dreams yay
do you ever wonder
help
holy mackerel
bye.
hAHAHAHAHA
ahhhhhh
aHHHHHH
scoobadobapbapbaaaaaa
a pentatonix christmas
i'm smart
i cant deal
:(
mwahahahaha
interesting factoid
hALLELUJAH
agh
dreams yay
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*chants* ptx ptx ptX pTX PTX PTX
whoops
yo tengo una pregunta
pinof 8
hey yall
pet peeves
scansley
why
i cant
???¿
yay
hm
oops
help
omg
literally
my children
my children pt. 2
x why z
my baby is so prettyyyyyy
he's so precious
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another music tag
heLp
cannons go bOOM
dreams are cool and stuff
????
cool beens
mmmmmmmhm
#mitchtops2k17
(:
send help
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
happy happy birthday
untitled
woof
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ew tag
yay grammys
YAY
<3 day
301 dalmations
ptx tag
HI
HALP
SPOOPY
Hi
ART
oops
anooooother music tag
(:
this is a mess
yas
Hoi
only the best song ever
handwriting
handwriting part two
how
yaaaaay
imagine
wHY
dreeeaaaammmsss
kay then
public service announcement
whoops
me too
puns
help
borthday
be jealous
ah another borthday
farewell
vv important
hahaha sooo funnyyyyyy
my chiLd
aHhhHhHh
a mess
honestly
how adorable
even mOre adorable
???
pow pow
lolololololol
pure beans
man-child
man-child pt. 2
gone
man-child pt. 3
man-child pt. 4
story of my liFe
important
bYE
wow
hurray
sad
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the new scömìche
nightmare thing that didn't really scare me
tHE DONUTS
danny's special day
fun times
infomercial
another dream
future friends
aHH
worth it (perfect)
crying
man-child pt. 5
la escuela
my queens
):
the big four double o
whoop whoop hello
immortal
.
fun videos
asdfghjkl
fin

dreams are fun

21 7 5
By horsedancer123

so i had a wild dream last night

in the beginning we were in germany for some reason and we found this turkey thing that had rainbow feathers so obviously we were like "that's cool" and we took the feathers out and then tried and failed to put them back in???

anyway we met this german girl that spoke perfect english without an accent or anything and we asked her what we should do with the turkey and she told us to give it a spot in our treehouse

we were like "gr8" and asked her where her treehouse was and she said that we had to put it in our treehouse

so my family doesn't have a treehouse and also we lived across the ocean so obviously we told her that she was like whatever put it in the community treehouse and we went to find it and it was this huge treehouse with a whole bunch of other things in it and we found a secluded corner and cleared a spot for our turkey to sit

and then we were in this hotel thing that reminded me of a cruise ship where apparently superfruit was performing and avi was their opening act

we were listening to avi sing one of his songs and people started booing so i felt bad for him and applauded and some other people followed

after avi finished he disappeared and my dog took his place?? i was talking to her like she was avi except in puppy voice like "yes you did a good job yes you did" and crap

so then scott was there and he was sitting with avi and i was surrounding the place where they were with my family and listening to them talk except halfway through i fainted kind of?? and i jumped up and landed in the little section that scott was in

obviously he was like "are you okay" so that's the story of how i met scott

superfruit was performing then so i dragged my brothers and mom to where they were being like "we gotta get up front to be up close i'm not leaving without meeting mitch if i met scott"

so the show started and scott was in a wheelchair and he started messing up his lines but i think it was on purpose??

then he went back into this thing and that's where mitch was and they started making out again because i dream about that a lot apparently

somehow we teleported to this other place where there weren't people except they were still doing their show and i was just following mitch around and hugging him while he did his stuff because i'm annoying

so the moral of the story is don't let avi turn into your dog

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