A/N: This story features the female Clown Princess of Crime and the villainess who broke the bat. Also Black Mask is your girlfriend in the story. I hope you enjoy. The song is what I was listening too while writing this.
Nobody knew where the Joker came from or why she did what she did. All anyone knew was that she was bad news and extremely dangerous. And your definition of dangerous was way different than other people's due to you dating a mob boss. Especially a mob boss who literally wears a black skull mask. You were kidnapped for ransom more times than you can count. But then one day she came...
(Y/N's POV)
I was listening to music while my girlfriend talked with the other crime bosses. She didn't like me listening in on their meetings because it only made me more valuable as a hostage if I was kidnapped again. All of a sudden a woman with milky white skin and green hair showed up laughing creepily and considering how I didn't see this stuff often, I took out my headphones to listen to what she said.
???: And I thought my jokes were bad...
She was wearing a purple and black sleeveless leather vest that went down to her stomach and a purple coat with spiked shoulder pads. She also had leather pants that showed off her legs and a black tie that kept the jacket from falling off her shoulders. She looked at me, licked her lips, and winked at me, earning an angry glare from Black Mask.
Roma: And who the fuck are you supposed to be..?
Joker: You, can call me Joker and your little boyfriend that your hiding from me, can call me whatever he wants. Does 'mistress' sound good..?
She pointed directly at me, making me try to hide myself from anyone's view. She bent over the table, as if giving me a good look at her...chest. Black Mask went ballistic and pulled out a pistol before Joker opened up her jacket to reveal a LOT of grenades making everybody go on edge.
Joker: I wouldn't pull the trigger if I were you. Unless you want everyone's blood splattering these clean walls...
Joker backed away slowly before blowing me a kiss and skipping out the door. Black Mask put the pistol down before turning and roughly kissing me.
Roma: If that bitch touches you, you call me and she will be dead by morning you hear me?!
I nervously nodded and hugged her. She was taller than me so my head was basically laying on her chest. All of sudden we heard a maniacal laugh before everything went silent and Roma and the others continued their meeting.
(Timeskip)
The Joker kept making problems for my girlfriend and the other crime families. She killed a guy with a quill pen by throwing it into his neck, she blew up hospitals, and even turned Gotham's district attorney into a super-villain named Two-Face. But for some reason she seemed to disappear without a trace. And for some reason, Roma hasn't taken off her mask in public or in private and we only got intimate when I wore a blindfold. (Yeah, you and Roma do some kinky shit in bed.)
Right now I was sitting on a big desk while Roma was talking to the assassins she hired to kill 'The Batman'. She caressed my cheek, earning the gaze of a big wrestler girl and a guy with a jet-pack before speaking
'Black Mask': Friends, assassins. Welcome to our first quarterly performance review.
A guy wearing a bunch of padded armor with electric gloves was playing games on his phone while I was mesmerized by the different figures in the room.
'Black Mask': As you can see here: Batman deaths are coming in far below projections.
'Black Mask': We are really gonna have to turn this around...
Then Roma did something I never thought she would do. It shocked me out of my trance and I started starting at her in confusion. She giggled and leaned over me, giving me a good view of her chest, making me blush. She then walked over to the guy on his phone and took off her mask to reveal...JOKER?!!
Joker: And by we...I mean YOU. Got that Mr. Cutioner..?
Electrocutioner stood up and looked at Joker before speaking with hostility.
Electrocutioner: Just who the hell - are you?
Joker: I'm the girl with the money!
She then took out a pistol and aimed it at the guy with a crazed smile on her face.
Joker: And the gun.
She took three shots what went out the window before putting the gun down and almost accidentally shooting her foot. I was scared to death, which made some of the assassins laugh at me, making me put my head down in shame.
Joker: So when I hire you to kill the Batman, you SHUT THE HELL UP and kill the Batman!
She propped her foot up on the chair the Electrocutioner was sitting in before leaning over and asking him:
Joker: So do you have anything else to contribute..?
The guy stayed silent and The Joker just smirked evilly and said:
Joker: I didn't think so.
The Joker kicked him out the fucking window to die! Holy Crap! She turned to me and blew me a kiss, making my face turn red. She grabbed a piece of fruitcake and put half of it in my mouth before eating the other half.
Joker: Mmmm! This fruitcake is fantastic!
She then stuck a knife beside the fruitcake before menacingly smiling at the other assassins.
Joker: Anyone want a piece?
Joker: Alright, meeting's adjourned. Get out there and kill the bat.
The guy with the jet-pack flew above me and went out of the now trashed window while the wrestler-looking girl stayed behind, getting the attention of Joker.
Joker: Move it along, big girl...
Bane: No he's coming for you now. And when he gets here here, I'm going to kill him. So you wait...
The big wrestler girl I remembered was called Bane, walked and then looked at me seductively. She walked up to me and trapped me between her massive arms. Considering she only wore a mask and leotard with a giant tube going into the back of her head, I got a good view of her chest.
Bane: And what is your name, little man..?
(Y/N): (Y-Y/N)...(Y-Y/N) (L-L/N).
I'd was both scared and excited when I heard her speak to me. She roughly kissed me while leaning me over the desk making me wrap my legs around her waist. This earned the angry attention of The Joker who aimed her gun at Bane.
Joker: And just what in the hell do you think your doing?! That's my boyfriend, even though he just figured that out tonight!
I sat up as Bane turned to Joker and moved forward so that the gun was by her heart.
Bane: The Bat most likely won't be here for awhile. So I decided to kill time by fucking that cute little man. Do you have a problem with that?!
Joker thought about it for a second before walking over to me and grabbing my shirt collar. She passionately kissed me and whispered sweet nothings into my ears before turning to Bane.
Joker: Better plan. Why don't we share him? That's double the pleasure for all of us! Plus, look how excited he is to see us.
She smirked and pointed to my growing erection. They both walked over to me and Bane french kissed me while putting her hands on my ass and squeezing it. I instinctively grabbed onto both of her breasts, making her moan as Joker stroked my clothed member.
Bane: What a naughty little man. I'll make sure to punish you thoroughly.
Bane got up and bent me over her knees before taking off my pants. Joker took off her jacket and leather vest to reveal her bare chest. I drooled at the sight as I felt a sudden pain on my ass. Bane was spanking me?! She kept spanking me faster and it was turning me on to the point where my erection was starting to hurt.
Bane: Looks like somone is enjoying their punishment. Maybe I should increase the amount of pleasure.
I was about to ask her what she meant by that but all that came out was a moan as Bane started jerking me off while spanking me. Joker and I started making out and she was fondling her breasts.
Bane: Do you like it when we do this to you? Tell your mistress how it feels...
I felt a knot build inside me as I moaned loudly, trying to tell her that I liked it and was about to cum. Bane seemed to get the message as she slapped my end really hard, making me moan in ecstasy while cumming all over the floor. Joker spoke in my ear seductively.
Joker: We're not finished here yet honey...
Joker pushed us both onto the ground before slowly descending onto my member. I felt fine because I originally lost my virginity to Roma but then Joker started moving up and down repeatedly. Bane got up and sat on my face telling me to lick her pussy while she started making out with Joker. I started licking while grabbing and slapping her big firm ass, making her moan.
Bane: Y-You really know how to treat a woman, (Y/N)!
Joker: I'M GETTING CLOSE!
Joker arched her back and moaned while her eyes rolled back and she stuck her tongue out. Her insides tightened around my member making us cum at the same time while Bane came on my face.
Joker: That felt so good! But it's time to switch!
Bane got off my face only for Joker to sit on it while Bane started sucking on my member. I massaged and squeezed Joker's breasts and ass while she moaned and laughed. Bane was at the base of my member and was giving me a blowjob and a titjob at the same time. I wrapped my legs around her head and picked both me and Joker up before putting us on the table and sucking on my member faster. By then I was on the brink of release and I moaned loudly, making Joker moan laugh from the vibrations. I came and Bane swallowed it all. She pushed Joker off and kissed me before removing her leotard and sitting on my member while I sucked on her left breast and fondled the right one.
Bane: Satisfy me more, (Y/N)! Make me feel loved!
Joker was pleasuring herself to me and Bane and her moans were turning us both on. Bane kept moving up and down on my erect member as I switched to sucking her right breast and fondling her left one. She moaned and picked me up with her immense strength while I was still thrusting into her. She and I were on the brink as she slammed her lips onto mine and we both came at the same time.
(Y/N): T-That was amazing!
Bane: Yes, you both were very impressive But it's time to get dressed cause 'The Bat' will be here soon. But (Y/N) if you do what you did to us to anyone else, I will personally break you and kill everyone you love. Except for our future children of course.
Joker: I'll call a helicopter to pick your cute ass up before 'The Batman' gets here. But,
She puts her pants and leather vest back on before handing me a revolver with a barrel covered with the words 'LOVE' and 'HATE'. She then put her jacket on and kissed me.
Joker: We now have a little Joker bun in the oven so while you're gone, better study up on being a father!
After that day, you were never seen again. After 9 months however, you were hiding out in a cabin outside the Gotham City limits. You were greeted by your wives with children in both their arms.
(Y/N): My life is about to become a lot harder.
(Outside Story)
Kai was having a movie night with Aeron and Kodi watching The Dark Knight Trilogy while his wives were hanging with Satsuki and his children were sleeping.
Kai: This is in my opinion, the best superhero movie trilogy.
Aeron: Heath Ledger's Joker is unpredictable.
Kodi: And Batman is probably one of the only guys who's stealth rivals the Assassins from Assassin's Creed.
(Next Story)
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