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A/n: This story was requested by Creepy_Pasta_Reader! Thanks for the request and sorry it took so long! I hope you enjoy!

Let me paint you a picture of my experience over the last few days of wandering the Cosmos for anything that could amuse me. I've lost my hammer to the Goddess of Death, teamed up with an Asgardian alcoholic and a friend with really bad anger issues to defeat said death goddess, and almost died to make a newer, better hammer made from the heat of a dying star and the arm of a sentient, regenerating tree. I know, I know, my greatness is only matched by my extraordinary humility. But even I was royally screwed when I visited my friend Valkyrie in Themyscira. I remember it all like it was two days ago. Because it was two days ago.

(Flashback)

I landed on the shore of the island, my helmet gleaming in the sunlight and making me look awesome. Stark said it would make me look cooler but I'm starting to think it just makes me look like a gigantic asshole in front of the Amazons.

(Y/n): Damn you Stark...

???: HALT!

I looked over by the pathway to see a bunch of Amazons on horseback with their weapons drawn and grins on their faces.

(Y/n): Greetings mighty maidens of Themyscira! I hope you are ready for the rematch you have requested against me!

They smirked and charged at me while I grinned and pulled out my hammer Stormbreaker before slamming it into the ground, causing a small quake that made the horses fall over.

(Y/n): Did I forget to mention that I got a new hammer?

Amazons: -_-

(Y/n): Hehe maybe next time you all! Now where is Valkyrie?

Valkyrie: Over here!

I walked up the path and saw my friend with a black haired woman wearing a red, blue, and gold outfit. When she saw me, she froze but I didn't really notice.

Valkyrie: What did I say about sparring with the Amazons (Y/n)?

(Y/n): What I used the blunt side of my hammer! They're fine!

Diana: You must be (Y/n), son of Odin! I am Diana, princess of Themyscira! It's a pleasure to meet you!

(Y/n): Likewise. So ready to go Valkyrie?

Valkyrie: Let me put my weapons away and I'll be with you in the second!

I nodded as she left, leaving me alone with Diana. We were quiet until Diana finally broke the silence.

Diana: Would you like to go to din-

Valkyrie: Im back!

(Y/n): Oh thank goodness. What were you gonna ask Diana?

Diana: It doesn't matter.

(Y/n): Okay?

We smiled and left as Diana balled up her fists and growled while walking to get a weapon.

Diana's Mind: You will be mine Odinson....

(Timeskip)

After a whole day of fighting monsters and showing Valkyrie around New York (She is particularly fond of the Statue Of Liberty), we finally went back to Themyscira. The strange thing was that none of the Amazons came to greet us.

(Y/n): Where is everyone? It's almost like-

Valkyrie: Look out!

Suddenly Valkyrie pushed me as an arrow flew and hit Valkyrie in the heart, killing her instantly.

(Y/n): NOOOO!

???: She isn't in the way anymore (Y/n)!

I growled at the voice as Diana came out from her hiding while holding the bow she used to kill my friend.

(Y/n): Explain yourself Diana...

Diana: It's simple. From the moment I saw you, I was in love. And to make sure you can't escape....

She snapped her fingers as literally ALL of the Amazons came out with their weapons drawn. The ones I recognized had sad faces but joined the others in aiming their bows at me.

Diana: Did you really think I would let you go without a fight?

(Y/n): Figures....

I slammed my hammer into the ground, causing an quake which knocks the other Amazons down but Diana managed to stay standing.

Diana: Aww we're having our first fight!

(Y/n): Dammit this is not a game!

I charged at her and swung at her with Stormbreaker but she deflected it with her sword followed by shield bashing me and slicing at my arm. As I winced in pain, she wrapped her glowing lasso around me as I was hit in the back and front by Amazons before she pulled me towards her and sliced me across the chest, causing me to scream in pain and drop my hammer. She walked over to my hammer and grabbed it.

(Y/n): That won't work! Only someone worthy can-

She picked it up effortlessly and slammed me in the head with the blunt side, sending me flying.

Y/n's Mind: Odin's beard...

I struggled to stay conscious as she walked up and hit me with the hammer before I managed to pull it back to me and do the same.

(Y/n): That's not possible!

Diana: Clearly it isn't.

Suddenly I felt weak as I started to bleed out from the wounds she inflicted on me. She grabbed me and hit me in the head with the hilt of her sword, causing everything to go dark.

(Flashback End)

(Y/n): Sooo that sums it up really. I'm stuck on this island and my hammer was locked away. Quite a fitting story right?

I looked at the skeleton I was talking to as its jaw fell off of it.

(Y/n): I'll take that as a yes!

(Outside Story)

Chibi Kai looks at the broken shards of Mjolnir in the grass and picks them up.

Chibi Kai: Hehehe I lifted Thor's hammer! Suck it Iron Man!

Suddenly Iron Man lands nearby in his hulkbuster suit.

Iron Man: What was that?

Chibi Kai took off running in the opposite direction with the pieces of the hammer.

(Next Story)

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