Sun, Sea and Awkward Harry (L...

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Harry has been pining for eight years over one Louis Tomlinson who just so happens to be one of the group hea... More

Sun, Sea and Awkward Harry (Larry Stylinson)
Chapter One - Second First Impression
Chapter Two - On the Count of Three
Chapter Three - A Little Daring
Chapter Five - Buckets of Fun!
Chapter Six - Tension and Cockblocks
Chapter Seven - Feel the Payne
Chapter Eight - Tower Power
Chapter Nine - Rooftop Wonderers
Chapter Ten - Microwaves are Better
Chapter Eleven - Loopholed
Chapter Twelve - Blow me Away
Chapter Thirteen - They See Me Rollin'
Chapter Fourteen - Its A Date
Chapter Fifteen - Hole in one
Chapter Sixteen - Just Keep Swimming
Chapter Seventeen - Meddlesome Friends
Chapter Eighteen - Frick-Fracking Finally
Chapter Nineteen - Boyfriend
Chapter Twenty - Barcelona's Bush Bonanza
Chapter Twenty-One - Bar Celona
Chapter Twenty-Two - Flappy Birds
Chapter Twenty-Three- Bananas For an Idiot
Chapter Twenty-Four - S'more Please
Chapter Twenty-Five - I'm Not Ready Jet
Chapter Twenty-Six - Drunken Kisses
Chapter Twenty-Seven - A Relaxed Day
Chapter Twenty-Eight - Scrabbled
Chapter Twenty-Nine - Captain Niall
Chapter Thirty - Out at Sea
Chapter Thirty-One - Party Suite

Chapter Four - King of the Puns

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By beautifulnightmare2

  The sound of a door opening and a small squeal filled the room, Harry felt tired yet he’d had the best night sleep he’d had in weeks, not ten second later he felt the bed sink on his side and frowned. He could feel something lying on top of him and it took him a moment in his clouded sleep filled mind to remember it was Louis.

He tightened his grip on Louis as he felt another weight on Louis’ side of the bed and he frowned burying his head into the top of Louis head feeling him moving a little as if waking up as well.

“You draw on Lou, I’ll plait Harry’s hair” Nialls voice whispered

“you dare and I’ll castrate you” Harry muttered sleepily into Louis’ hair

“Oh fuck” Liam said

“go ‘way” Louis groaned into Harrys shoulder

“If I can’t draw on you, Can I join in?” Niall asked and Harry frowned into Louis’ hair just wanting to go back to sleep with Louis in his arms.

“join in what?” Louis asked tightening his grip around Harrys waist, Harry quite liked Louis’ morning voice, it was still higher than his own but it still had a rough tone to it

“Yours and Harrys hug” Niall replied, Louis groaned burying his head further into Harrys neck

“Niall” Harry groaned “go”

“But Harry” Niall whined, if Harrys eyes had of been open he’d have rolled them instead he took one arm from Louis and opened it inviting them into it, Louis whined a little as Harry let go but next minute Niall and Liam were pressed next to them.

“warm” Louis sighed happily and Harry smiled his eyes still closed.

“fine, just leave me out, It’s fine. It’s not like I have feelings” Zayn said from across the room, apparently having just walked into the room

Harry chuckled and opened his arm again, Zayn walked over and he jumped on Louis side of the bed before falling over their legs. Harry finally opened his eyes, wincing in the light as he looked around, Niall smiled at him and Harry returned it looking down at Louis who’s eyes were still closed, his heart seemed to swell up and block his throat because his mouth seemed to dry up and his breath caught slightly as Louis nosed into his chest further.

“Breakfast is only on for another forty-five minutes” Liam yawned before getting up from the bed, Zayn and Niall followed slowly out of the room, Niall sending Harry kissy faces.

“morning” Louis said turning his head into Harrys neck even further

“good morning, you comfortable?” Harry asked smirking as Louis cuddled further into Harry

“very” He chuckled, Harry smiled and giggled as Louis began to stroke his stomach. Always sensitive in the morning

“you’re ticklish?” Louis asked, looking up at Harry with a mischievous look

“no, only in the morning. Don’t you dare” He said trying to look serious which failed as Louis began to tickle his stomach, Harry wiggled away from Louis fingers but it didn’t work and he groaned trying to push Louis’ hands away

“I swear I’ll wee in the bed” Harry laughed

“Ew, don’t do that” Louis laughed stopping his fingers and sitting up in his bed looking down at Harry

“What’s your favourite-“ Louis began smiling down at him

“if you ask me everything about myself, I’ll never be able to surprise you” Harry chuckled

“as if you ever could, you’re way too clumsy” Louis winked at him, Harry tried his best not to swoon as he looked up at Louis. He decided then to surprise him and lunged up flipping them over so Louis was lying on the bed and Harry was sitting above him, Louis gave a surprised shout and then frowned

“I was expecting that” He said, Harry laughed and shook his head before running his hand through his messy hair. Louis sat up again pushing Harry shoulder. He swayed slightly but smiled and stuck his tongue out at Louis.

He was quite surprised how easy it was to talk to Louis, sure his insides were sweeping and butterflies seemed to have taken up a permanent home in his stomach and heat tingled on every touch but it was worth it really.

Harry stretched and got up from the bed looking at Louis who’d been watching him, cheeks a little pink, he cleared his throat and Louis jumped before stumbling out of bed not looking at Harry and walking to get some clothes.

He walked into the en-suite as Harry walked to his suitcase and found a pair of trunks and a t-shirt and he stretched with a yawn before getting changed and sitting on the bed waiting for Louis.

Louis walked out of the bathroom in trunks of his own and a swooping tank top. Harry gulped before walking into the loo for a wee and he pushed his hair from his face using a little bit of wax to keep it there before walking back to the bedroom where Louis was smiling at him.

“Ready?” He asked

“yup” Harry nodded and they walked out of their room meeting Liam on the balcony.

The sun was glistening over the sea and Harry leant over the banister staring at the view, it was quite beautiful.

“So” Liam said as Zayn and Niall walked onto the balcony

“I was thinking that when we finish breakfast we can pop to a supermarket, then we can have some food in this kitchen for when we can’t be bothered to go down to the restaurant” Liam said

“Sounds cool to me, come on though I’m desperate for a cup of tea” Louis said

“Yeah, come on” Niall nodded and they walked in from the balcony to the kitchen and they each grabbed a room key from the counter.

They walked from the room and over to the Elevator, Louis kept pressing the button while Niall was hitting his hand away from it

“Seriously Louis, if the lift stops now I will fart as much as I can in the confined space” Niall said, Liam and Zayn both shuddered as Harry laughed.

He kind of wished he’d been chattier at school, been more of a part of the group, maybe, just maybe he could have had something with Louis, maybe.

“Guys, when do you think time machines will be invented?” Harry asked for pure conversation, not because of anything else.

“Why don’t you build one, go forward in time and ask?” Zayn muttered sinking into the sofa and focusing on the television

“That would be pointless though, I’d be the one who invented one and then the whole purpose would be ruined” Harry replied,  

“He’s right you know” Louis said putting an arm around Harry’s waist and squeezing him before letting go to skip into the lift that arrived. Harry’s neck felt hot as he walked into the lift too slapping Nialls hand away as it poked his cheek.

“Guys, remember when we went to the Lake District for DofE?” Liam asked

“No” Louis replied

“Because you fucked off to pursue your dreams and left your friends behind” Zayn said but in good spirits

“Hey, I skyped you every weekend” Louis stuck his nose up and crossed his arms

“I remember DofE, I fell down the hill after getting three quarters of the way up it” Harry said

“Oh god, we had to wait half an hour for you to get back up to us” Niall chuckled

“You try rolling for quarter of a mile and not be dizzy” Harry sneered

“Didn’t you like stagger into that thorn bush”

“Like I said, try rolling down a hill and not be dizzy” Harry rolled his eyes

“Anyway, I was going to say” Liam grinned  “About when we were camping, it was really fun and we should do it one night on the beach”

“Oh, that sounds fun!” Zayn nodded

“As long as we, you know, don’t get swept away by the tide” Harry said

“We’re not all as unlucky as you” Niall replied patting his back

“So did you four all hang out when I left?” Louis asked

“Nah, not really, we started hanging out in our lower sixth form last year when Liam and I had music together, Zayn and Harry had English and we all sort of bonded” Niall shrugged, Louis nodded as the door opened and they all walked into the reception

“Where’s the breakfast place?” Zayn asked looking around

“You ask like the rest of us have been here before” Harry said

“Well, I thought someone might have seen signs or anything yesterday” Zayn shrugged

“Like Harry would notice anything but-“ Harry cut Niall off by standing on his foot hard, Niall hissed and hopped along as they walked into the main bit of the reception.

“It looks like it’s through there” Liam said pointing to where some people were walking, Zayn shrugged, Niall sniffed the air and Louis sighed dropping his head onto Harrys arm

“Where the people are going into it in bath robes and there’s a massive sign that says ‘SPA’?” Harry asked

“Wait, the hotel has a spa?” Louis asked

“Yeah, downstairs with a heated swimming pool” Harry nodded

“Oh sweet, can tomorrow be spa day?” Louis grinned perking up and taking his head off of Harrys arm

“Yeah, that sounds quite nice actually” Zayn nodded “Well, not so much the heated swimming pool”

“We’re going to teach you how to swim” Niall said, Zayn’s eyes went wide and he shook his head

“Don’t even think about it” He said sounding serious

“Guys, restaurant is that way” Liam said pointing off to a corridor

“Hey, we’ll take it slow yeah, start off in the shallow end where there’s no way you can drown” Niall said patting Zayns back who looked thoroughly miserable

“We’ll even by you arm bands to help you float” Louis said as they walked past the small souvenir shop and down the corridor

Zayn looked at them as they passed, most of them having cartoon Disney characters on them

“I think I’ll pass” He muttered

“I did a life guard course, you’re in safe hands” Liam said

“I’ll think about it” Zayn sighed

“That always means no” Harry whispered to Louis who nodded at him.

They walked into a large room with tables spread around, a few couples still eating their breakfast and they followed Niall over to a large table nearest to the breakfast buffet table.

Harry dropped into a seat beside Niall and Zayn sat next to him.

Louis gave an annoyed huff and dropped into the seat on the opposite side of the table heavily, Zayn smirking at him.

Liam sat down next to Louis and stretched

“So what do we do?” he asked

“Um” Harry frowned “Get food?”

“Do we help ourselves or…” Liam trailed off

“It is a buffet, and there’s a pile of plates that say ‘take one’” Zayn said

“Okay all of you, enough of your sarcasm, I can’t read Spanish!” Liam groaned

“Pretty stupid not to learn a little bit before you came, innit?” Louis raised an eyebrow at him

“I can say hello, goodbye and thank you” Liam said

“Really” Harry gasped in mock surprise earning a kick from Liam “Ow” He whimpered pulling his leg onto the chair and rubbing his shin

“Serves you right” Liam said

“Te Quiero Liam” Harry smiled

“I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing

“A bad thing” Zayn grinned “He said he loved you”

“Ah, no that is a bad thing!” Liam said with a playful grin “Hey where’s Niall?”

Everyone turned to where Niall had been sat to see him gone and Harry spun to look at the buffet, seeing Niall with a heaped plate of food walking along it

“I’m actually not as surprised as I should be” Harry muttered looking back round and dropping his leg from the table

“We should probably like, get something before Niall takes it all” Louis said

“Good idea” Zayn nodded standing up, Harry stood up too smacking his thigh against the table and making his chair fall backwards as he hissed and rubbed his hand down his thigh

“Harry, could you for once not be so…” Liam said pausing and looking like he was thinking of the right word

“Harry-ish?” Harry asked as he bent down to grab his chair and put it back  upright turning back to the others to see Zayn laughing Louis’ eyes flicking away from his bum looking a little guilty and Liam biting his lip trying not to laugh

“Food” Louis said clearing his throat and walking off to the buffet table grabbing a plate, Harry followed slightly confused as Liam and Zayn giggled behind him

“Care to tell me why you’re giggling like a bunch of teenage girls?” Harry asked as he grabbed a plate

“You two crack us up mate, like seriously just fuck already, it’s not been a full twenty four hours and I can already feel the sexual tension” Zayn chuckled, Harrys cheeks went red and he made a whine of protest because no, people couldn’t say that in front of him and give him vivid images in his mind of that, it wasn’t nice at all, well the images were but he was in public and those images were stored for when he was alone.

“they don’t have tea, this is a disgrace” Louis said walking over to them with Niall in tow eating a sausage while he listened

“Didn’t you bring some with you? I seem to call airport security were suspicious because you had two large boxes with you” Zayn said, Lois huffed and placed a hand on his hip, balancing his plate in his spare one

“Yes I bought some but it’s the principles, isn’t it, this is a hotel and it’s not serving tea at breakfast, it’s an outrage!” He huffed again and walked off back to their table, Harry watching his bum as he went.

“Just fuck already” Niall said through his mouthful, breaking Harry from his trance. Niall walked off to join Louis as Harrys cheeks went red and he looked away to see Liam and Zayn laughing so hard only gasps of air were coming out as they bent over holding their stomachs

“It’s –s-so obvious, please don’t leave it another eight years before you build up the courage to snog his face off” Zayn said through laughs, Harry blushed, grabbed some rolls of bread and scuttled away from them who laughed even louder.

He slumped into his chair and put his plate on the table and crossed his arms scowling sideways at Niall who simply shrugged.

“Am I missing something?” Louis asked

“Tea” Harry answered turning to Louis instead

“I knew that, Harold” He rolled his eyes and Harry smiled

“They’re just special” Harry said looking over at Liam and Zayn who were fighting over the last of the bacon.

“Again, I knew that” Louis chuckled, Harry shrugged and smiled as he buttered and jammed his bread and began to eat it s he looked out of the window watching the sea flow back and forth.

Liam and Zayn sat back down at the table and they ate in silence which was broken off by Niall burping loudly.

“Oh, Niall show some class” Louis grimaced

“What’s the point in that? We’re the only ones left in here now anyway” He shrugged, Harry looked around to see he was right and looked at Niall before chuckling, Niall was the messiest eater.

“You have a little um…” Harry said pointing at Nialls face

“Yeah, too full to move” Niall sighed, Harry rolled his eyes and grabbed a napkin and whipped Nialls face for him

“You’re a child” Harry rolled his eyes

“Thanks mum” Niall said sarcastically.

“Awh, how very domestic young Harold is” Louis teased throwing a bit of bread at Harry who blinked when it hit his forehead

“Heyyy” He said tearing some of his own and throwing it back at Louis

“He’s very domestic aren’t you Harry? even washes the dishes when he comes to stay at mine, mum loves him” Niall grinned patting Harrys shoulder

“It’s polite” Harry muttered

“And not to mention he’s the best chef I know” Niall said, Harry was pelted with another piece of bread and he retaliated earning a small squeal from Louis.

“You going to be room mates when you move to London?” Liam asked ducking out of the way of a misaimed piece of bread, Louis looked at Harry challengingly and Harry tried not to swoon as he returned the look,

“We were talking about it” Niall nodded

“Niall was, I’m not so sure I want a room mate who’s going to wallow in his own filth while I try and keep everything tidy” Harry replied taking his eyes off Louis to stick his tongue out at Niall

He received a piece of bread to the temple and he sent a playful glare to Louis who shrugged and ate some of the bread looking smug.

“Lou and I room together and there’s always some shit music playing and I don’t even know half the artists, he never makes his bed-“

“You shouldn’t come into my room then if it bothers you” Louis rolled his eyes “I keep my shit in my room and try not to be too messy in the rest of the place” Louis said

“I suppose that’s true, he can’t cook for shit and when he tries we have the lingering smell of smoke for days” Zayn said rolling his eyes “He’d set the fire alarm off six times since we got the place”

“It’s sensitive, I swear one time it was you smoking in the living room anyway” Louis muttered “And you’re just as bad as me, there’s always paint stains in the carpets and when the place doesn’t smell like smoke it smells like a spray paint shop, You’ve completely covered the walls in graffiti so if we come to sell the place it’ll be impossible” Louis said crossing his arms

“I suppose, at least we’re not like next door” Zayn nodded

“What’re they like?” Niall asked

“Lets just say I think they could be part rabbit” Louis said “and their bed is against our living room wall and the headboard bangs against our wall it’s a nightmare” Louis said rolling his eyes

“Shall we go to the supermarket?” Liam asked with a chuckle

“Sure, I need to buy sun cream” Niall nodded “I forgot to bring any”

“Niall, I gave you a list of things to bring” Harry sighed

“Yeah and I lost it” He rolled his eyes, Harry grinned and shock his head and stood up with the others throwing the remains of his bread at Louis who put his hands on his hips and gave him the best scornful look he could but his lips were twitching into a smile that broke when Harry grinned at him.

“You know what” Liam said “School would have been so much fun if we’d have all hung out together”

“Never a dull moment” Zayn nodded

“I’d have probably killed myself if I saw the heart eyes constantly though” Niall said

“The what?” Harry asked, once again feeling left out of the conversation because Liam, Zayn and Niall seemed to all know something neither he nor Louis seemed to know about

“Oh you’ll get it eventually, I just hope its sooner than later for all our sanities” Liam said patting Harry on the head, Harry swatted his hand away and crossed his arms sulkily

“Oh don’t sulk, Harry, you look like a kicked puppy” Niall said, Louis walked in front of him and walked backwards so Harry made his eyes wider and stuck out his bottom lip a little, his mum could never say no when he pulled that face as a child

“Awh, he does” Louis grinned before walking to Harrys side and linking their arms much to Harrys pleasure, he perked up and Niall laughed.

“Can we get bananas?” Harry asked

“no” Niall  groaned “I’ve not come all the way to Spain to get fucking bananas”

“Yet a hotdog is okay?” Harry raised an eyebrow, Zayn and Liam walking ahead of the other three

“Yes, because they’re good” Niall nodded

“Bananas are-“

“Gross” Niall said “I’m sorry but I’m not going to sit around while you deep throat a banana” Niall sighed, Louis choked next to him and Harry’s cheeks heat up

“Hey, you bet me I couldn’t, I was only proving a point” Harry replied and Louis choked again, Niall laughing as he did.

“Everything okay, Tommo?” Zayn asked looking over his shoulder

“Fine” Louis said, Harry looked at him to see his cheeks were bright red and he was refusing to look at anyone

“We’re talking about Harry deepthroa-“

“Okay, Niall. Seriously, fine, no bananas but we’re getting oranges they’re Spanish enough” Harry said as Zayn and Liams eyebrows rose up

“Fine, fine” Niall said.

They walked out of the hotel and into the sun, it was almost too hot for his shirt but Harry kept it on as Liam pointed at a sign that read ‘supermarket’ and they began to walk towards it.

“I’m pushing the trolley” Louis said letting go of Harry and skipping over to the trolleys

“Guys, look it’s a fish market” Zayn said pointing along the road

“We could go, if you want?” Liam said

“After I get sun cream, I think I’m burning already” Niall pouted, Harry looked over at Louis who was stood with a trolley

“I’m sitting in the trolley” Harry said hurrying over to it and climbing rather ungracefully into it.

“We’re stuck with children” Zayn stage whispered to Liam

“At least they’re talking now though”  Liam whispered back, Harry rolled his eyes and grabbed the side of the trolley as Louis began to push it into the supermarket, heat turning to a cool breeze that made them all sigh.

“Just don’t hit into anything, I won't be able to help you out of trouble, I’d end up probably talking about some kind of elephant or something" Liam said

"Louis” Harry whispered loudly “Go faster”

Louis laughed and began to run down the aisle, Niall laughing as he jogged along. Louis jumped onto the bar on the trolley and laughed as they all sped down the aisle, people glaring at them as they went

“I want to get to the beach to work on my tan as soon as possible so if you don’t mind, Louis come with me, Harry go with Niall and we’ll rendez-vous at the checkouts” Zayn said jogging up and grabbing the trolley to make it stop, Harry pouted and Louis groaned

“Zayn, don’t spoil the fun” He whined hopping off the trolley, Harry sighed and kneeled up to get our of the trolley but ended up falling out of it and groaned as his bum hit the floor.

“Get up you lump, and lets go look at the milkshakes” Niall said and Harry sighed but took Nialls hand as he offered it and followed him over to the milk and cheese section.

He grabbed a banana milkshake while Niall grabbed a chocolate one and they walked along the aisles

“So apart from the falling over, how do you think I’m doing?” Harry asked Niall in a whisper incase the others were about

“You mean with the whole Lou thing?” Niall asked, Harry nodded and looked about seeing Louis spinning the trolley at the other end of the aisle they were walking down, Harry couldn’t help but smile as it hit Zayn and sent him flying

“Well, you’re certainly doing better than school, He’s smitten already and in no time he’ll be asking you to be his bride” Niall said pulling Harry down the next aisle which was lined with fruit

“I’m being serious” Harry sighed

“God you’re blind” Niall rolled his eyes “Go grab some bananas, I want to see Louis’ face when you deep throat one” Niall grinned

“Should I actually, in front of him?” Harry chuckled grabbing a bunch of bananas and looking over at Niall who was looking at the Oranges

“Yes, oh man please!” Niall laughed

“Okay” Harry grinned

“Catch” Niall said throwing an orange at him, Harry squeaked and went to catch it only it ended up hitting his arm and flying into the aisle next to theirs.

“The fuck?” Louis’ voice drifted over

“Niall” Harry whined “You know I can’t catch” He said as Louis walked around the shelf and Looked at Harry who looked at the ground giving him his best puppy dog eyes

“I can safely assume it was you who pelted me with oranges” He asked raising an eyebrow, Harrys heart flutter oddly which didn’t seem to stop happening when ever he saw Louis and he felt his palms sweat a little.

“I can’t catch” Harry muttered,

“Right, Niall you finish up with the fruit,” Liam said walking over to them and dumping an armful of stuff into the trolley as Zayn walked around the corner wheeling it.

“He said I’m a hazard with it and took it away” Louis pouted as Harry put the bananas in and watched as Louis followed them with his eyes wide and smirked as Louis gulped.

“Louis, go get the sun cream and Harry go wait over by the check-out and stay out of trouble” Liam grinned

“Awh” Harry pouted “Why’d I have to go?”

“Because you’re the one most likely to knock all the shelves over” Liam chuckled

“I guess that’s a fair point” Harry nodded before walking over to the checkout sending pouts over his shoulder as he did keeping his eyes as wide as possible knowing Niall could never resist his wishes when he did. Louis was smiling fondly at him as Niall grinned and Liam rolled his eyes

 Harry stood awkwardly staring up at the ceiling feeling bored as he waited for his friends to return.

He could hear Zayn and Louis laughing and he panicked feeling like he was going to embarrass himself again.

“I’ll grab some crisps, you go wait with Haz in the naughty corner” Zayn said

Harry gasped and looked down and into the metal of the display to look at his reflection to check he looked okay.

“You having fun there? Would you rather I left you to your thorough examination of the lube?” Louis asked

Harry jumped and looked to see the display case was indeed assortments of different flavoured lubes, He felt his cheeks heat up as he slowly looked at Louis who was smirking at him

“Uh, Liam sent me here there’s not much else to look at?” Harry questioned

“What’s your favourite flavour?” Louis asked walking over and standing next to him looking at the lube

“Can’t say I’ve ever had any of the flavoured ones, don’t see the point” he shrugged

“You’ve got to try them but the fancy stuff is all talk, tastes artificial too and at the end of the day it all does the same thing anyway” Louis hummed

“What’s your favourite flavour?” Harry asked feeling his cheeks heat up

“I’ve actually only tried grape” Louis’ cheeks seemed to go a delightful colour of pink that Harry was suddenly very fond of “It was disgusting”

Harry laughed and looked at the different favours

“Oh, banana” He said picking it up, Louis snorted as Harry looked at the packet

“I wonder if it tastes like real bananas-“

“duh” Louis cut across him

“Hey” Harry pouted, “It could taste like those foam bananas you get in pick n’ mix”

“That’s true I suppose, I wonder if the cherry tastes like haribo cherries”

“Probably not but that would be totally wicked” Harry nodded

“Are you two discussing what lube you’ll use tonight?” Zayn asked making them both jump and spin to see him winking at them, Harrys stomach swooped as he quickly placed the banana lube back on the shelf and took a step back from the display

“Piss off” Louis rolled his eyes

“Liam wants to go to the fish market next door” Zayn said

“The one that smelt really bad even though we didn’t even get close to it?” Harry asked

“Yeah, that’s the one” Zayn smirked

“Yay” He deadpanned before Niall ran into him and sent them both falling into the lube counter, lube bottles falling around him

“Jesus Christ, I can’t leave any of you alone can I?” Liam said turning the corner with an almost full trolley. Harry groaned as a bottle of lube fell on his head.

“Sorry” Niall said picking himself off Harry “The floors slippy”

Harry pulled himself off the floor and glared at Niall before bending down to restock the lube shelf,

Liam walked to the checkout and Zayn went to help unload it as Niall and Louis bent down to help Harry.

They put all the lube back and walked back over to Liam and Zayn who were bagging up everything, Harry grabbed his wallet and handed Liam some money before walking through the check out and grabbing his milkshake.

Followed swiftly by Niall and Louis who sat on the edge of the conveyer.

“Louis, was there any need to get six bottles of sun cream?” Liam asked

“It was on offer, two for one” Louis shrugged

“So you should have got two” Liam groaned

“What’s the fun in that?” Louis chuckled as the last of the shopping came through and Zayn bagged it up.

Harry grabbed four of bags in one hand, his banana milkshake in the other and skipped from the shop as Liam paid. He was met with the sun in his eyes and balanced his banana milkshake on in his other arm as he put his sunglasses on and looking about

“Harold” Niall said skipping over to him

“Hmm?” he asked

“So, I forgot to ask, did you have fun with Louis last night?” He asked with a wink, Harry scrunched up his face and flipped Nialls snapback off his head and smirked as Niall cried out and ran to get it and put it back on his head

“Haz” He whined

“I actually had a normal conversation with him, like that’s so big for me” Harry smiled

“yeah, you seem a little less flustered around him” Niall grinned “Just don’t cover yourself in your banana milkshake when you see the way he’s eyeing you up right now”

“Shut it Niall, I’ve not spilt my drink down myself once this holiday” Harry said with a frown “Wait, eyeing me up?” Harry blinked

“Yup” Niall nodded, Harry went to look but Niall slapped his arm causing Harry to very nearly spill his drink over himself

“Niall” He whined

“Don’t look, it’ll look suspicious” Niall said

“But how will I see how he’s eyeing me up?” Harry frowned “If he is”

“Kind of turn around and make it look casual” Niall said

“How do I do casual, oh god, Niall!” Harry said with wide eyes

“How did we end up as friends?” Niall sighed

“You stole my sandwich, I ignored you all day, you bought me chocolate the next day and friends for life were made” Harry told him factually

“Just turn and look as if you’re looking at Liam trying to get Zayn off his back” Niall said pointing at Liam

“Right” Harry nodded turning around and looking at Zayn rodeo riding Liam’s back and Liam laughing too much to be able to get Zayn off him, Louis was leant against the wall staring at Harry rather than his friends being idiots in front of him and Harry gulped and looked at Niall

“Number one, holy shit he’s hot, and number two, what the fuck?”

“Mate, you’re totally bang-able and I only say this because number one, it’s true and number two, I’m sure about my sexuality and feel you need to know that if a straight guy says that, any gay guy is going to think your twice as bang-able as I find you” Niall said patting his back

“I feel uncomfortable” Harry frowned taking a step away from Niall who was smiling widely at him and said a little to loud for Harrys liking.

“I’m not saying I would fuck you mate, but if all the females were extinct in some apocalypse, I’d probably take my horny needs out on you”

Harry took another step away from him and shuddered

“I’d rather not think or know about that, why are you even contemplating it?” He asked

“Come on guys” Niall said to Liam and Zayn “I’m getting bored of freaking Harry out now” Zayn got off Liam and the three made their way over to Harry and Niall.

“Did Niall really just say he’d fuck you?” Louis laughed

“I don’t want to talk about it” Harry groaned, Louis laughed and pulled him into the fish market behind Niall, Liam and Zayn.

“This smells revolting” Louis said covering his nose with his hand. Harry buried his head into his t-shirt pulling it over his nose as he looked around at all the fish lying on ice

“Hey, Hey guys” Harry grinned pulling his head back out of his t-shirt

“What?” Niall asked as they stopped next to some salmon and tunas.

“What did the fish find on it’s internet history?” Harry asked

“What?” Zayn asked sounding bored

“Prawn” Harry grinned, Silence followed his joke before Liam buried his face in his hands and groaned as Niall shook his head

“That, that was awful. Go stand in the corner and feel ashamed of yourself”

“Heyyyy” Harry pouted “I’m the sole of the puns here, it was an oper-tuna-ty I couldn’t pass up!” He giggled to himself as everyone groaned

“Stop” Liam said putting a hand on his shoulder “Do you and everyone else a favour”

“This is not the plaice” Louis winked poking Harrys side and knocking their hips together

“Yay” Harry grinned as everyone else groaned, “That was Brill-iant” Harry smirked

“Louis, don’t encourage him”

“There’s no harm in a few fish puns now and again” Louis shrugged, “at least do it here surrounded by fish than surrounded by tourists”

“Lets not skate around the sea-weed, you’re all just jealous I know more fish names than you” Harry said as he bent down and looked into the eyes of one of the tuna “Creepy” He muttered

“yes, that’s the reason” Liam rolled his eyes

“Stop being crabby” Harry smiled as he stood up

“It’s all jealou-sea” Louis winked “Get it?” Harry chuckled and nodded

“however entertaining this conversation is, I think I’m going to go and have a look at the lobsters” Zayn said, walking off shaking his head slowly

“Had a whale of a time listening to your puns but I’m joining Zayn” Niall said rolling his eyes

“Niall” Liam groaned

“What, it was one, I had to!” Niall laughed

“I’m disappointed in you” Zayn rolled his eyes looking over his shoulder before turning to them walking slowly backwards

“Yeah, you cod do batter than that” Harry replied, Louis snorted as Liam and Zayn groaned and Niall shook his head with a smile he was trying to hide

“This can’t be happening” Liam said burying his face in his hands

“You mean this scampi happening” Harry Grinned, Liam looked at him like he wanted to batter him over the head with a bat

“Are you quite finished?” Zayn sighed

“Fin” Harry whispered before biting his lip “Okay, okay I’ll stop” He grinned

“Thank god” Liam sighed, Harry ginned and walked over to Zayn and looked in the lobster tank.

“That one bares a remarkable resemblance to Zayn” Louis whispered

“Hey, I heard that!” Zayn faked a glare at Louis

“Heard what, I didn’t say anything, did I Harry?” Louis smiled throwing an arm around Harrys shoulder

“He didn’t” Harry grinned

“He’s got you hooked around his little finger” Zayn muttered and Harry giggled

“This place stinks” Louis groaned

“Can we go back to the hotel and drop this stuff off?” Niall asked

“Yeah, get away from the fish before he thinks of anymore jokes” Liam nodded

“You loved it really” Harry smiled as he followed the others to the hotel.

  

 A/N: Chapter four everybody :) So i should upload this twice a week, sound good?

Please comment your opinion? in a long comment? please? pretty please?

See you next chapter if you want it,

Lana x

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