markimoo: 18 days
randomchick: I know! I am so pumped for this!
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markimoo: i hope ur short
randomchick: Hey!
markimoo: hehe
randomchick: Ugh. You wont be dissapointed.
markimoo: yay!
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randomchick: But, uh, why do you want me to be short?
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markimoo: because.
randomchick: Oh. My. God.
randomchick: Are you...?
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markimoo: yup.
randomchick: You're short!!!!! Yes! YEEEEEEESSSS!!! Haha! Finally one of my friends is a munchkin like me!
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markimoo: i'm not that short.
randomchick: Nope. Too late. In my mind, you are now a munchkin.
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markimoo: dang it.