Ok. This chapter is just a little something different that I made up. I thought it'd be funny to show what goes through their heads as they message each other.
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"Oh my god, he messaged me again. Ummmm. Say something! But not too fast, don't wanna seem eager. But don't wait too long!!!! He might think you don't wanna talk!!"
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"...Maybe she's not talking today- whoa!! That scared me. Ok... Um... But what could that mean?! No! You're taking too long! Write something fast!"
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"Oh! New message. Ugh. This is so frustrating. Dang it Mark, WHY IS THIS SO CRYPTIC!!!"
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"Aaaaannddd send. Wait- no! I didn't mean that!!"
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"Wait, what?!"
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"FIX FIX FIX."
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"Oh... naw. He fixed it."
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"She's not responding..."
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"What should I say to that?!"
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"Oh no."
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"Aw heck no. Is this what I think it is? ...FRICK. IT IS!"
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"No silence! Silence means death!"
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"So help me we are not leaving on an awkward silence! Say something! But what should I say?! Aaaghh! Everything I try to put down sounds so creepy or overbearing!"
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"This needs to stop being awkward, like right now. Hmm... SUBJECT CHANGE!!"
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"Am I still running? Um- typo?! But- what- what could it mean?! How do I respond if I-aAAaaaAgGggHhhH!!!"
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"TYPO?! HOW?! NO! NOT RUNNING! ARE YOU STILL COMING?!!!!"
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"Wait, am I coming?"
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"Bad move! She's still mad! Why'd I ask her that?! That, of all things?!"
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"Can I even still cancel the tickets?!"
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"I could've said: 'Bad time for bombings, amiright?' AND IT WOULD BE LESS OFFENSIVE THAN WHAT I DID JUST NOW."
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...I-I can't cancel them. Oh my god! I'M COMING IN THREE DAYS!!!"
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"OH MY GOD. SHE'S COMING IN THREE DAYS."
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"I have to pack!!"
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"My house is a mess!!! I didn't think she'd still come!! Aaaggghh!!"
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"IthinkI'mhavingameltdownwhydidn'tIthinkaboutthisearlierwhenIfirstgotmadathim- wait....He hasn't messaged back."
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"Aaaghgghhhdjfrbaefervvfcnxanacpdpqiwugtmc,skakvhtiejskblgpdkshcbzbaurobk- WAIT. I didn't reply!!!! Yes! Yes, its fine! I want you to come still!"
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"Waaaaaaaaa. He's probably deciding which way to cuss me ouuuuutttt!! Waaaaaahaaahaaaa. Ack! Message! ...Yes. He's fine with me coming anyway, even after the terrible things I've said... Waaaahaaaaahaaaaaa..."
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"...Oh no...I wrote that reply in all caps...Oh heck no...Oh heck no!!! Now I look waaaaaayyy too eager.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................frick."
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"Waaaaaaaaaahaaaaaa!! *sniff* He's just so nice, and, and, he's willing to put up with all my crap! *sniff* You're such a good friend, Mark!! Waaaaaahahaaaha!!"
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"Whew. Fixed it. Now I don't look like an angry, emotional mongoose begging for a human's touch."
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"*sniff* Such a nice person. *sniff*"
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"...But now I look like a stone faced robot that's main objective is to be emotionally devoid. Oh, and to take over the world! Need to fix! Now!"
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"Waaaahaaaaahaaa*sniff*haaahaaahaaa..."
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"Welp. Screw my life."
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"Wait a second. *sniff* How am I gonna get to his house? Is he gonna pick me up from the airport?
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"Ummm...."
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"...Hello? Transportation?"
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"ADDRESS."
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"But is he going to pick me up, or not?"
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"AFFIRMATIVE. CAR DESCRIPTION."
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"Kay then. I guess I'm excited!"
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"She's happy! Yaaaayyy!!!"
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"Talk later Mark."
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"Bye-bye (Y/N)."
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"I love you."
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The Month (Markiplier x Reader)
Romance"The Buddy Chatting Service is a popular service for a reason. It lets you be one-hundred percent anonymous while speaking to a random person. After one week, the chat that you have opened up will automatically delete, unless both people want it to...
