jongdont:
sooooooooo
did u guys fuck last night or whaa
evilroomie:
JONGDAE WHAT THE FUCK
jongdont:
oh also merry xmas eve :)
evilroomie:
WHY R U TEXTING ME BITCH
jongdont:
tbh i was going to interrogate u directly
but u literally didnt wake up when i screamed in ur ear
evilroomie:
wtf
jongdont:
u and jong2 gettin it on last night ehhhhhhhh ??? ;):););););)
evilroomie:
NO
WHY
WTF
jongdont:
i came into ur room and u guys are all like cuddlin and sleepin and shit and wth i got suspicious ok
evilroomie:
we
did
nOT
FUCK
evilroomie:
wE
ARE
JUST
FRIENDS
jongdont:
just checking ;)
hes litro in da kitchen rn btw
evilroomie:
in the kitchen
oh my god
what is he doing
jongdont:
umnhmmm
cooking ??
evilroomie:
obviously
cooking what
jongdont:
idk it all looks like a bit of a mess to me
evilroomie:
whats the time
jongdont:
um it should be right at the top of ur screen m8
evilroomie:
too lazy to move my eyes
jongdont:
d00d u r fAT AF
evilroomie:
thats offensive
jongdont:
anyways come control ur bf
hes covered the whole kitchen in flour already
and junmyeons picking us up in like 2hrs
evilroomie:
OH NO HE DIDNT
jongdont:
omg cOUPLE FIGHT
evilroomie:
shut up jongdae or i'll wring your neck and even minseok wont want to fuck you because you'll be dead.
jongdont:
i suddenly have to go
evilroomie:
istg kim jongin
jongdont:
kim for the win
evilroomie:
fuck off already
---
2 hours later
satansoo:
srsly
jongjong:
have i done smth wrong? why wont u talk to me???
satansoo:
well first off u burnt the fucking cHRISTMAS CAKE
jongjong:
IM SORRY OK
satansoo:
and u ruined my kitchen
jongjong:
ALSO SORRY
satansoo:
but im not (that) mad
jongjong:
so why cant we talk out loud??
satansoo:
junmyeon requires absolute silence when he drives
ever since the incident with the rap music and yifan driving his car into a river
jongjong:
a rIVER AFSGFJF
satansoo:
anyway junmyeon now only drives with silence
except for the trumpet concertos
jongjong:
i remember yifan
satansoo:
u havent even met him
but ok
idek if hes coming
or if theyre together
jongjong:
he seems like a cool guy
satansoo:
jongie he drove his car into a river
jongjong:
yes
satansoo:
anyway a few things abt chanbaeks
jongjong:
i'll be fine kyungie :)
u dont have to worry
satansoo:
no i am genuinely concerned for your safety
jongjong:
they dont seem that bad tho
satansoo:
they are v loud
and will interrogate u
dont tell them anything youll regret
jongjong:
but do they like btd
satansoo:
the fucks a btd
sounds like a disease
jongjong:
*bts gODDAMNIT
satansoo:
oh bts
ew
jks
actually yeah
jongjong:
park jimin is my bias :)
satansoo:
even more ew who even gave u the right
jongjong:
ily xoxo
satansoo:
go away
but anyway chanyeol loves suga and baekhyun therefore hates bts
jongjong:
i dont love them that much
u dont have to be jealous
satansoo:
*busy being nOT JEALOUS*
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cheekbones added chokechanyeol and chickenboi to the chat
cheekbones named the chat STOP FLIRTING AND FORGETTING ME
chickenboi:
im srry but thats too long for a gc name
cheekbones:
SHUT UP HIGHSCHOOLER IM LONELY
chokechanyeol:
ew why would i talk to u tho
cheekbones:
STOP TEXTING WITHOUT ME
I HAVE JUNMYEONS WIFI HOTSPOT TOO YANNO
chickenboi:
srry jongdae
chokechanyeol:
*srry not srry
cheekbones:
soooo wat were u guys talkin about
chokechanyeol:
nothing
chickenboi:
kyungie being jealous
chickenboi:
what
cheekbones:
ooOH FUN
who is he jealous of??
chokechanyeol:
noboDY
chickenboi:
park jimin
chickenboi:
um
cheekbones:
ooh whos park jimin? an ex??
chokechanyeol:
we are nOT DISCUSSING THIS
chickenboi:
no as in bts jimin
chickenboi:
gODDAMNIT MY PHONE IS SO FUCKING SLOW
cheekbones:
ohhhh bts
chokechanyeol:
ur getting boring jongdae bye
cheekbones:
rUDE
chickenboi:
are we nearly there yet ??
chokechanyeol:
idk ask junmyeon
why ??
chickenboi:
bc i kinda need to pee....
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a/n: no narrative this chap but high chances of almost entirely narrative next chapter! thx for reading and hope u like my new covers xx
also fUCK
EXOS COMEBACK TEASER
AND THE SMTOWN CONCERT
AND CHANYEOL AND WENDY
AND AFSHGAGDJKFKF
a bitch is crying and that bitch is me