Fifty Shades of No

By avvii_

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Rants and things I find stupid and idiotic. More

Fifty Shades of No
one; complete idiots
two; too clingy
three; God, I am science, Australia
three; thou goodith two shoes
four; Tweeter
five; "omg that is so mainstream"
Six; Males... lol
seven: PDA
eight; equality
nine; too showy
ten; usernames
eleven; Saint Valentine
thirteen; accusations.
fourteen; American Idol
thirteen; prices of things
fourteen; stupid commercials
fifteen; winter. bahumbug
sixteen; that season we all know and... hate (flu season guys)
seventeen; Slacker umph
eighteen; pain and it's insane haha
nineteen; cellphones
twenty; sweat ew
twenty-one; It's my BIRTHDAY!
twenty-two- soda kills you and Jesus saves you
twenty-four; what I won
twenty-five; dishonor on your captions
twenty-six; Divergent
twenty-seven; Neighborhood goat babies
twenty-eight; Ain't ain't a word and you ain't gonna say it
twenty-nine; hatin on my man candayyyy
thirty- parents (CHAPTER THIRTY OMG)
thirty-one; race day
thirty-two; so I found this.
thirty-three; WRONG CHEESE
thirty-four; people
thirty-five; TFIOS (tifeos or whatever you call it)
thirty-six; And we can't stop.... and we literally can't stop
thirty seven; ninety second fast change
thirty-eight; can I just have abs already
thirty-nine; I don't do anything but MAN I need a break
FORTY; Smash
forty-one; ANTI BOYFRIEND TAG
forty-two; moths
forty-three; tongue problem
forty-four; eggs
forty-five; "I have a boyfriend"
forty-six; Carl Grimes
forty-seven; Ashton Fletcher Irwin
forty-eight; You can slow down just never quit
forty-nine; 2am
fifty; humans suck
fifty-one; what guys look for in a girl
fifty-two; that awkward moment
fifty-three; breakup blues
fifty-four; dear Mère and Père
fifty-five; face demons
fifty-six; weight lifting
fifty-seven; Outlander
fifty-eight; crushes crush souls
fifty-nine; death by sweets
SIXTY; Greased Lightning and Russian dancers
sixty-one; Unspoken Rules of the Airplane/Airport
sixty-two; screaming screamers that burst eardrums
sixty-three; alone
sixty-four; third grade me
sixty-five; i'm sorry
sixty-six; hellooooooo humans!!!!
sixty-seven- sam pepper
sixty-eight; ew boys
sixty-nine; distractions
seventy-three; movie chaperone
Seventy-Four; Your Eyes Aren't Boring
Seventy-Five; Nervous Nancy
seventy-six; sexist comic book workers
seventy-seven; painful dreams
seventy-eight; quicksilver or impatient human?
seventy-nine; social anxiety
eighty; APOLOGIES
eighty-one; hooked on a feeling
eighty-two; SENIORTY
eighty-three; 21 day fix
eighty-four; four years later

twenty-three; Forever skipping the ad

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By avvii_

buy it. use it. break it. fix it. trash it. change it. mail-upgrade it.

charge it. point it. zoom it. press it. snap it. work it. quick-erase it.

write it. cut it. paste it. save it.

load it. check it. quick-rewrite it.

plug it. play it. burn it. rip it.

drag and drop it. zip-unzip it.

I freaking hate ads on YouTube so much. I go on YouTube to watch my favorite people, not to see the same commercial a thousand times. It makes me SO MAD.

But it's like they pick one ad to show me... I only see one for like a week and then it changes.

If I'm lucky it'll let me skip but I don't even want to do that because I'm lazy and you know I don't wanna. No one GETS IT. 

I KNOW THEY GET MONEY THAT WAY BUT IT MAKES ME MAD I'D RATHER HAVE THE LITTLE ADS THAT ARE ON THE VIDEO THAT I HAVE TO X OUT.

HOW ABOUT I DON'T HAVE ANY ADS? YEAH THAT'D BE GREAT. THANKS, YOUTUBE. 

(get on it) 

more rants to come. Sorry this was stupid and short, I'm doing a run today and I don't know when we're leaving XD xx

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