(Legit, guess who's back)
(Third Person POV)
Shaw had his arms cross when marines had pointed their rifles, swords & other weapons at him. Currently he was hanging upside down in a tree with Volpina laying on a branch with swirly eyes
"I blame you, Volpina." she groaned in response
"Hands up, Dead Shot!" he sighed & put them up, they pulled him out of the tree & when he was down he kicked the tree & Volpina fell off
"You deserve that!"
"... yeah..." the marines cuffed the two with sea prism stone cuffs & dragged them to a... bar?
"What are we doing here? Aren't you going to take us to your captain or..." they let out a sigh, some chuckled or groaned
"Oh he's in there, with his pirate sister."
"Pirate sister?" they nod, they walk in & immediately knew who the captain was, maybe it was because of his unnatural hair. Pink hair, purple eyes, fair skin, a scar running across his face along with a blush
"Who wants some more?! Eh, I'll b-beat ya!"
"Brother calm down!"
"S-Sorry Sammy, I'm just... having fun~!"
"To much fun."
"Vice Admiral Alexander!" he lazily looked at the guy who called his name with a bottle of sake barely being hold in his hand "We caught two pirates with a bounty over 100,000,000 beli!"
"Really now?! Sounds f-fascinating!"
↓[Alexander]↓
↓[Samantha]↓
"Boss, what should we do with them?" Alexander & Shawn looked at each other before the pinkette let out a laugh, which startled Shaw "B-Boss...?"
"Hand me the keys."
"Boss?"
"You heard me Sly." he sighed & pulled the keys out & handed them to Alexander, with a grin he unlocked the cuffs "This is not how we treat guests!"
"Guests?!"
"Their pirates Vice Admiral!"
"So what? So is my sister, plus they seem cool! & the girl looks smoking!" Shaw looked over & noticed that Sammy rolled her eyes
"Always after the girls, typical. There's no use in arguing with him because he had no brain, even though he's the older one." she gasped when Shaw grabbed her hand & kissed her knuckles
"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?" she didn't smirk but instead went closer to his face & dragged her finger across his jaw
"No thank you, but my name is Knight D. Samantha, charmed to meet you though." Shaw blushed darkly "Flirt back with a man, it always works."
"U-Uh yeah! Wait, are you Samantha the Conquerer?" she smirked
"The one & only, that idiot over there is my older Knight D. Alexander or what the marines call him, Alexander the Hero!"
"Hell yeah!"
"Or the Boss is a drunken idiot!" Sly mumbled as he sat next to Samantha "All he ever does is drink, get drunk & smoke cigars! I'm surprised he's a Vice Admiral!"
"Mm."
"How did he?"
"When he isn't drunk, which is rare, he knows how to fight & turns serious. His signature weapon is a scythe & he's eaten a devil fruit?"
"Devil fruit? What kind?"
"Logia or Paramecia, he can control or create natural disasters whenever he pleases!"
"Sometimes when people shoot bullets at him they pass through when he's a specific natural disasters like magma or storm clouds, but if he's made of rock, from earthquakes, the bullets hit him."
"Interesting."
(Time Skip)
Soon enough Shaw & Alex started getting along pretty damn well, they started partying & eventually Shaw got drunk, then the marines as well. Alex & Shaw wrapped their arms around each others shoulder & grinned like idiots
"This is *HIC* AWESOME!! I never t-thought a marine w-would be so *HIC* understanding!"
"Same... t-to you~!"
"I'm not a marine!"
"Right!" Sly & Volpina sat together & watched as the drunk duo flirted with girls, Alex failed however Shaw still swooned them over
"Boss really sucks at flirting with girls, he says the most dirtiest things to throw them off."
"Boss-sama always makes the girls fall heads over heels for him, if it wasn't for his charm, that's a bonus." the two look at each & sigh with a smile "Volpina."
"Sly." they shake hands & carry on talking, someone had no intentions & mindlessly handed Alex a mic, knowing he could sing well
(I really liked this cover & the voices together sounded awesome!)
(Your Welcome - Jordan Fisher ft. Lin-Manuel Miranda)
(Alexander:)
I see what's happening here
You're face-to-face with greatness and it's strange
You don't even know how you feel, it's adorable
It's nice to see that humans never change
Open your eyes, let's begin
Yes it's really me, breathe it in
I know it's a lot, the hair, the bod
When you're staring at a demigod
So what can I say except "You're welcome"
For the tide, the sun, the sky
Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome
I'm just an ordinary demi-guy
What can I say except "You're welcome"
For the tide, the sun, the sky
Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome
I'm just an ordinary demi-guy
(Shawn:)
Honestly, I can go on and on
I could explain every natural phenomenon
The tide, the grass, the ground
Oh, that was me I was messing around
I killed a snake, I buried its guts
Sprouted a tree, now we've got coconuts
What's the lesson? What is the takeaway?
Don't mess with Maui when he's on the breakaway
And the tapestry here in my skin
Is a map of the victories I win
Look where I've been I make everything happen
Look at that mean mini Maui just tikkity tappin'
Singing and scratchin'
Flipping and snappin'
People are clappin', hearing me rappin'
Bring the chorus back in
(Both:)
Well anyway, let me say you're welcome
For the wonderful world you know
Hey, it's okay, it's okay you're welcome
Well, come to think of it, I gotta go
Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome
'Cause I'm gonna need that boat
I'm sailing away, away, you're welcome
'Cause Maui's the ultimate god woah
You're welcome, you're welcome
As the two sung some people actually starred saying thank you, even though the duo did nothing. Volpina & Sly look at each other before shrugging & cheering for the drunk idiots
"Vice Admiral!" he looked towards the door with a drunk stare
"... eh...?"
"Pirates!"
"Oh l-let them be! Can't you *HIC* s-see I'm busy!"
"But its serious! Their kidnapping the women & children!" that instantly snapped them out of their drunken states
"Kidnapping?"
"Women?" everyone sweat dropped
'What about the children?'
"All men onto the ship, ready the cannons to sink their ships if they try to flee! Others kill the pirates responsible for this miss, Sammy, you & Shaw will be with me. Sly take the sky, Volpina take on the stragglers!" they nodded but Shaw & Volpina crossed their arms
"What makes you think were gonna listen to you?"
"I know your relationship with Vice Admiral Garp." Shaw froze
"Okay, we'll help."
"Good."