[group: Vaping Must Impress Nicotine]
[14:12]
park.jimin: guYs
park.jimin: i've made a grouNd breaking discovery!
joonglebells: depending on the weight and velocity of any object, then yes there can be a multitude of objects in which you declare are "discoveries" that can break the ground.
minswag: christ joon, you know what he means.
park.jimin: lol don't worry about it, i thought it was funny
jungstallion: ok but let's hear the discovery
park.jimin: i learned how to get taller
minswag: sleeping in doesn't work, trust me i've tried it.
park.jimin: wtf of course that doesn't work ://
taekitback: milk doesn't work either, i tried drinking so much because i wanted to be taller than kookie but it didn't work.
jjk.art: wait im taller than u
taekitback: yeah
taekitback: but not in all ways ((;
joonglebells: approximately 82.3% disturbed and tilted
park.jimin: gUys listen to me
park.jimin: this is important
jungstallion: ok go ahead
park.jimin: a black hole can make u taller
minswag: a black hole?
jjk.art: i don't get it
taekitback: ^^
joonglebells: hAHAHA good one that's great
jjk.art: explain pls
joonglebells: so when being sucked into a blackhole, the force on legs will be millions of times stronger than on your head which leads to spaghettification, an effect that vertically stretches you out.
joonglebells: i mean, you'll die seconds later but at least you'll die tall?
park.jimin: ^^^!!
park.jimin: park jimraffe going to die in an abyss but he'll be the tallest giraffe ever
jjk.art: jeongguk thinks it's stupid that park jimin is speaking about his giraffe self in third person
park.jimin: park jimin thinks that jeongguk is a hypocrite who can't pull off what the park jimin does amazingly
joonglebells: haha i like this kid a lot
park.jimin: aw ur sweet, i like u lots 2
taekitback: ...but not as much as you like me right?
park.jimin: idkkk tae uve been uber rude recently...
taekitback: but i cuddle you when you're cold
park.jimin: idk hobi does that 2
jungstallion: no i don't, you literally glomp me the lock me in your room and force me to cuddle or else you threaten to take away my horse racing game
taekitback: yeah see, i do it willingly
jjk.art: ugh i wish i had somebody to cuddle ://
jjk.art: art tablets aren't v cuddly
minswag: i beg to differ, a cintiq is cuddly. the 13 HD is just the right size to wrap your arms around and baby, while the 22 HD is big and nice to hold to your chest while leaning your head against it.
jjk.art: ah yes but see i'm broke af so i can't buy a 600 dollar cuddle buddy
jjk.art: u should totally ship one 2 me
joonglebells: or we could just go to korea and give it to you while we are there.
joonglebells: i mean jinnie's been bugging me about going back to korea soon.
jungstallion: yeah, you should totally come over! that would be great ((:
minswag: i could buy tickets
taekitback: i could too
minswag: yeah but you're not even going on the flight, why would you waste money
joonglebells: hey there's this thing called gratefully accepting an offer for a FREE flight like my god don't you want extra money for korean barbecue
minswag: damn you're right tae you want to pay
taekitback: sure, first class?
joonglebells: nah, don't spoil his trashy ass. get two for seokjin and me, the boy's basically a king and wants the world to know it.
joonglebells: speaking of seokjin, im going to tell him we can go to korea.
jungstallion: what's he doing right now?
joonglebells: well he's doing his makeup so he can water his plants on the balcony
park.jimin: wut, y do ur makeup to water plants?
joonglebells: he says that "google earth is always taking pictures"
jjk.art: and i thought i was extra