Meet me

Ey

Hello
I'm Joe
Call me Father
I don't know why I own an account on here
But I do
You should know me from...
The story
By my tiny ass niece
That was a joke btw
I'm sorry
Not really
But
I have a huge beard
I tell crappy puns
I'm the only tall one in the family
Which kinda sucks
But
At the same time
It gives me an opportunity to say "liking the weather down there?"
So
I guess it's nice
I have a Doggo
Named Belle
She's fat
But I love her
I also have a wife
Jk I don't
You know why?
Cause I way too hot for the ladies
That
Their sun glasses
Broke
In
Half
When they saw my majestic beard
Anyway
Bye