Push it real, push it, push it,
Push it real, push it, push it,
Push it, push it real, push it,
This time it was pretty nice.
I start blending the notes on my keyboard until I introduce the new song and-
-Wow 2D! Great Job! I love this version!
I smile to her.
In that moment I hear someone knocking at the door.
Murdoc opens her and puts his arm around her waist, letting her sitting on our couch, where she hugs him and curls his hair while he's checking the notifications.
It was raining cats and dogs.
The drops of water aggressivly fell on the ground.
While we are talking about the performance, Mandy takes the word and says
-Guys tomorrow you got the show!
-emh... yeah.
I say
-What are you going to play!?
-A particular version of Kids with guns.
-Wow! I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS! Muds you never tell me anything! Well otherwise we use our freetime for other things. Am I right?
He smiles and he holds her hand for a second, then he immediatly goes back to check the socials.
-Noodle Honey! I wanted to ask you a little thing! Is it okay?
Noodle with an annoyed face responds her
Of course my dear, tell me.
-what are you wearing tomorrow?
-ripped jeans, pastel-blue fur coat and some necklaces... why?
-no it's just that... I quite liked your outfit for Baftas. But in general I would like to give you some of my suggestions!
-... excuse me?
-yeah! For exemple for the Jaguar's promo you could have wore something more... Egocentric!
If she could have strangled her she would have already done that.
But she has to contain herself.
She passes her hand on her forehead to obscure her disgusted face.
-Honey, I prefer to contain myself and to mantain my personal own style. Instead of ... emh.. exagerating.
-Yeah, but Sometimes a little bit of Egocentrism is all you need! Dont you want to be admired??
-I prefer to receive less looks, but only the good ones.
-as you want!
Noodle is going far away from her without screaming, while the princess is going back to her prince, whispering things in his ear that made his smile sometimes...
The Next day
-Too tight Noodle!!
-Sorry! I'm unbottoning it a little bit.
She tells me while she lets the botton out of the cap of the shirt I wear.
It's quite early. We are gonna eprform around 11 am.
Too bloody early for me, why what are yoi expecting from a show called a coffee with Brad?
Noodle settles her dark hair in two dutch braids, she chooses with a reat attention her lipstick and the right brush to apply it on the angles of her mouth, while Murdoc chooses the shirt that stinks the less to appear presentable.
Even if he would even go out only wearing his underwear.
A car takes us to the liliac building in which they record the show.
We're welcomed by a rich buffet with strange coloured food who tastes like expensive pink fish and olives.
A tall bald guy comes towards us and lets us in the dressing room.
Ome for 4 people.
He apologizes in every possible way for the confusion, but some pumped up celebrities last night destroyed the rooms in which they were supposed to get ready.
While Murdoc, with a cig in his mouth, grants his guitar and talks with Russ about Beats.
Noodle fills her eyelashes with mascara, and I try to repeat my speech.
Noodle with a sarcastic tone points at Murdoc's arm, decorated with a leather bracelet, with some beads...
All purple.
-Murdoc! It's a token of love of your vampir- I mean Girlfriend!
-what? Oh yeah. It's from her male clothing line.
-adorable!
-yeah... lovely.
After a while we get on stage to sing.
Brad with his bright direct voice starts the presentation.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's a pleasure for me to present you the group who made millions of people dream and belt it out!
Who won The prize at Baftas!
... GORILLAZ!!
We are welcomed by applauses.
Once they are over Brad asks us what we are performing.
-A particular version of Kids with Guns.
-what d'ya mean?
-You'll see!
I tell him while I blink (as Murdoc told me to)
The notes slide away while my voice surrounds the audience.
They seem to be lretty happy to be in front of dudes with strange hair and possessed by demons. Really happy.
As I push the keystrokes, the fans seem confused, but when the song ends they shout like zombies.
Brad invites us to sit down near his red table.
-Amazig guys!! What did you do to the old kids with guns?
-well Brad... we wanted to... to add a part of one of our new songs to the album.
Says Russ.
-what's his name?
-it's-
-TOP SECRET.
-Oh Murdoc come on! Don't you want to anticipate us something?
-well Brad... we would like to but SOMEONE doesnt.
Says Noodle while shes looking at him.
-Come on Murdoc!
-theres no need to hurry up.
-well... Since SOMEONE doesnt want to talk about the album lets talk about gossip!
-Actually I can anticipate you something.
-tell me Murdoc.
-It's gonna be great. The biggest album of 2017.
-Hey hey hey! DON'T change the topic! Let's start with you.
I hear some voices about you and The girl from Purple sugar going out. Do you have anything to say dear Niccals?
We look at him with severe eyes. I hope he remembers Noodle's words.
He lifts his eyebrows and alludes a smile to answer
-oh yeah... that chick.
We met at Baftaz and we took some pictures. Shes a fan of Gorillaz and of me of course. (Who isnt?)
And she was like "OH DEAR PLEASE LETS MEET AGAIN!"
And well we did. She was cute.
-oh well... interesting. Don't you have anything to add?
-brad you know how thing work today. It's like a one night stand.
-So why dont we ask mandy?
What.
What does it mean Mandy.
We are all perplexed.
Murdoc especially.
She is on the phone with us! Mandy my dear how are you?
-Hi Brad! Fine, what about you?
-Good! I'm good. Why don't you tell us what d'ya think?
-oh come on! Everyone has a crush on Murdoc! Even Russ and 2D I bet!
I took my chance and one thing led to another... we are together now.
-Ooooo so you do fiancé stuff! Like going to the park and picknikking, holding your hands while you listen to Adele or create a couple's profile on Facebook!
He didn't have to say that.
He didn't have to say that in front of Murdoc.
He was greener than usual. But with an immense grace he says
-well brad, i think that having a night with a person and doing all of those vomitous lovey-dovey are different.
I'm more like the first one. And Mandy knows.
Honey if you are looking for something serious you can tell me now. I'm not interested.
Silence.
He knocked her down.
After a while she responds in a strutting way.
-Babe I know what you want from me. And I'm ready to give it to you.
Ew. So disgusting. This conversation is making me sick.
On the other hand the fans are fangirling a lot.
-thanks Mandy.
-thank you Brad !
After he hands up the phone he says
-so?
So you can see thats a flirt.
-What a pity! It could have been something serious!
-nah not my type.
-But Noodle! What about you!
-there nothing interesting to say. You can see it from my twitter profile. I'm an open book.
-is your story with Van serious?
- I'm not Murdoc!
-ahahahah tou are always so lovely my dear. But Russ! 2D! What about you?
-I's define my status as " married with my job".
Says russ.
I don't even have the time to tell Brad That I agree with him, he interrupts me and asks me
-2D what about you? Anything to say?
-I focus on music.
-what do you think of what mandy said. Would you become gay for Murdoc?
Russ doesn't even let him end the sentence. He immediatly says
-I's rather gouge out my eyes. Nope.
Without any iffense but nope.
I respond
-I agree with Russ. Maybe without the eye thing but nope I'm sorry.
-How 2D!! You don't love me anymore?
-no emh I...
He says while he goes toward my direction and comes closer to me and kisses my cheeck, while he winks at the audience.
His dry lips for a moment touched my cheeck.
Unrepeatable.
Of course to obtein more applauses.
-Be quiet Guys! We have to say bye bye to them. Madame Lawrence is goig to talk with us about her new movie! Bye guys. It was a pleasure.
Noodle before leaving says
-Hey guys! The new song is called HALLELUJAH MONEY by the way! See ya soon!
We go out while a bunch of people shout theur soul out to obtein a little crumb of our attention.
Maybe it could be a good day after all.
The corner of the writer
Okay I got a few things to say.
1- Humanz is amazing. I bought the deluxe cd a few days ago and I'm obsessed.
2- my fav 5 songs are andromeda busted and blue shes my collar charger and ascension but its really hard to choose.
3- they are not coming to my country at the moment. And im salty about it. Damn its been an eternity since their last concert in italy. Like i dunno 10 years? Or maybe more. I hope they will add more dates.
4- I didnt tell you that if you want u can follow me on instagram. My name is Madison_Niccals. My profile at the moment is made up of a bunch of aesthetic posts (more or less) then I will start posting other things but now I gotta finish the colours. (If you check youll understand)
And last thing I'll publish as soon as possible. Btw tell me your opiniln about the new album ❣🖐🎶