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《HI GUYS!! You're all over the internet! You're the band of the moment! Noodle I adore your style! Even if it's a little bit sober for me. I wanted to take a  photo with you!》
Murdoc goes towards her.
-hey dolly Why are you all alone?  Your cousin can't protect you today?
-actually he's with that girl from paramore. What about you my dear? Did you take your blood pressure pills?
-this girl is really feisty. Isn't she? Where's your sippy cup?
-in my bag with your pink thong.
-did you mean yours?
They look at each other intensenly while the photographs go mad. As if they were fangirls or better... fanboys.
They both smile.
I am quite disgusted if I think that some girls will write a fan fiction about them...
Gosh...
He takes the floor .
So darling  didn't you want to have a photo of you and the supreme king Murdoc Alphonce Niccals?
-AH! WITH YOU?! Don't be silly pickle! I want it with the singer! With 2D! Come here Honey!
-what?
Why me? I'm a little weirded but I smile and I tell her
-Okay if it really means so much for you...
-Of cours I do! We are the only one who have the "demon eyes " tonight!
All black!
-you'd get immediatly sick of them after a while. Believe me.
-I don't think so! I love them! And they look flawless on you! Come on! Let's take a selfieeeee
I try so hard to hold back my vomit..
These chicks freak me out.
After taking about 300 photos that seem to look always the same she tells me
-THANK YOU! Now I gotta go! My band is waiting for me! We'll be the first to perform! You are the seventh or something like that!
May the best band win!
-ok... see ya.

We go to our dressing room. Everyone has his own. That's a fancy place. Before getting in I smoke a cigarette to calm down my nerves.
Murdoc tells me
-I can't stand that girl.
-okay
-yes... she's a spoilt child. Who the fuck she thinks she is? I go to my room to see their horrible performance.
-see ya later guys. Before the show. During the adverertisment.
I go to my dressing room.
Oh there's some strawberries.
I love strawberries.
I turn on the tv to see the event.
Baftas start in 10 minutes.
I must relax.
Relax.
Think about the good things.
The hill.
And him... he's holding my hand. And coming closer to me.
A voice interrupts my thoughts.
"we are here in London to celebrate the most important award show ever! BAFTAS! This night the shiniest stars of the music landscape will be there with us! One of the most famous groups of the "new generation" will perform now for us! A group that made us dream with their hit no more and their new album "staying on the wrong moon"
Ladies and gentlemen, purple sugar!!
The crowd goes mad.
They shout like there's no tomorrow.
Ben starts singing. Mandy moves her hips while the twins start playing and moving their head. They are not the best but they got amazing sound and visual effects. That are not important but the fans love them. After a few minutes Mandy throws the voloptious part of her skirt away, revealing a thight purple dress that seems blue.
She goes to song with Ben the bridge and then she returns to her instrument. Guys tell us! How do you feel tonight?
Ben says
-well Selene.. we are all super excited. It's amazing being here. I hope we will win.
Today,one year ago we were performing in the garage of my house. Maybe turning a guitar or a bass. With them! My favourite twins! And Amanda.. sorry Mandy that during the thanksgiving dinner told me " HEY BEN  can I join you band?
And I told her
Why not redhead?
And after a lot of contracts and papers     BOOM. On mtv. Yeah!
-wait did you say redhead?
-well sel... at that time I dyed my hair red. AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH WHAT A STUPID THING.
Horrible.
It was horrible.
Purple is my favourite colour! Intense! Perfect in each shadow! From lilac to the alien colour. Because Aliens are purple! Ahahahahah!

This is sooo pathetic. I can't stand them. In particular her. She is so fake.
Bleah..
Oh no. She isn't done yet.

"AND OF COURSE I'D LIKE TO THANK ALL MY FAAAAAAAAANS! FOLLOW ME EVERYWHERE! TWITTER FACEBOOK INSTAGRAM! I LOVE YOU VOTE FOR US!

Oh here's the part in which she thanks all her fans
Granted
Pathetic
Commercial
Trivial.
During the advertisement catfish and the bottlemen get ready in stage.
Breathe 2D. Everything is gonna be all right. You just have to mantain the control. Let's try

Up on mel-
Nope. Too low.
Up on mel-
No too high.
Gosh it will be a disaster.
Fuck please 2 breathe.
I hear something outside the door.

WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?
-Miss we will find it.
I WANT IT NOW.
-please be calm. I will immediatly provide for it.
-LISTEN YOU DICK , I SANG ON THAT STAGE WHILE YOU WERE CLEANING MY TOILET. THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE THAT LOVE IS ME IS HUGE AND I GAVE THEM THE BEST EVENING IF THEIR LIFE. AND MY O N L Y DESIRE IS TO DRINK A SIMPLE BOTTLE OF WATER FLAVOURED WITH COCONUT AND MANGO THAT COMES FROM MADAGASGAR THAT I ORDERED A MONTH AGO. AND YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT YOU CAN'T FIND IT???

-Miss a lot of people asked to have some particular type of food. We'll find it. It may be in our storage.
-HURRY UP. OR YOU WILL BE FIRED. YOU USELESS HUMAN BEING.
-yes miss Rotten.
-BRANDY. MY SURNAME IS BRANDY.
-sorry miss.

Wow miss perfection wasn't so cute and sweet after all.
Someone knocks the door.
Noodle.
-hey how are you?
-anxious you know that. But... I think I can do it. What about you?
-pretty good. Gosh that girl is getting on my nerves. I was checking my guitar and I heard her shouting outside my room for some stupid whims.
She's so annoying.
-stay calm you are too nervous. I just wanted to remember you that after the final notes two cannons will shoot masks all over tha audience, so you must move to your right.
I wouldn't want some of them to fall on you.
-don't worry I will remember it.
-okay, now I gotta go i don't want to miss the catfish now!
-See ya noodle we'll rock it.

I said that but I don't really think so... i'm too stressed.i hope they will feel what I felt when I wrote it. He...he told me I could do this. He told me I would be good. I trust hima

I suddenly hear a noise coming from the dressing room next to mine.
Murdoc's one.
Wtf?
Its a laugh.
A female laugh.
Oh gosh. I'm not religious but Buddha please you're the only one I can address to. Please tell me that my instinct is wrong. I look out the door and I see a purple lady goint to his room.
Mandy. 

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